Let me tell you a tale. A Tale of Goffics and Preps. This is the story of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Let us start with chapter one.
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- AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)
That's seriously our first joke. This isn't a good sign.
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- 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.
SHE HAD HELP WITH SPELLING!!!!! Dear God All her friends are retards.
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- U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Deprzzing? Do i honestly want to know.
After the authors note we get the Real story.
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- Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).
Who is Amy Lee? -Does quick google search- How did i not see that coming
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- I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
So...Incest?
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- I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.
So in name only Vampire?
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- I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black.
This just in:EVERY GOTH HAS BLACK CLOTHS!!!!
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- I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
Woah You're not going to tell us everytime you change cloths right...Right?
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- I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Yeah stick it too the normal people who are staring at the freak.
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- "Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
So Draco, the guy who called YOU, Was shy.How...Expected
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- But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
"Bitch get away from that man"
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- AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
No It was not good.
And so ends chapter one of the worst fic known to man.
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