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Join date : 2011-01-22

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PostSubject: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyMon Jan 31, 2011 10:23 pm

I first heard about this sucker via TV Tropes and judging by its summary, plus the fact it has several dramatic readings, I believe it is a worthy member of the Golden Oldies.

TV Tropes describes it like this.

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Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami (apparently written completely unpunctuated) is a Death Note fanfic in the same way My Immortal is a Harry Potter fanfic. It's written by D'arkYagam'i, author of Pain Note The Ressurekshun Of Ray Pember! and The God Of Time With No Name Lights Real Name!, and is still being updated every few months with another bizarre rambling chapter.

It focuses on Dark Yagami, Light's twin brother who trained at Whammy House but is secretly Kira. At first. The story meanders to such an extent that any possible summary would be almost irrelevant by the third chapter, by which point Light's sister Sayu is "sexing" with Misa to steal her Death Note for her dad who has taken Watari's job because Dark told him to but is secretly working for L. Later he goes to prison then comes back and becomes King of the Shinigami before time-travelling to France to kill Near to stop a time paradox. So... yeah.

While it is not renowned on the internet like other troll fics, It can be safely said that this fanfiction is on par with works such as the aforementioned My Immortal, Doom Repercussions Of Evil, and Half Life Full Life Consequences.

Anyway, I'm not going to try to snark all thirty chapters so I'll just give you a sampling from the first chapter.

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"MY NAME IS BLUD" said Blud as he kept eating the blood banana "I AM THE NEW KING OF THE SHINIGAMI AND I HAVE A SPECIAL DEATH NOTE THAT KILLS ANYONE WHOS NAME IS WRITTEN IN IT EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW THERE FACE OR NAME"

So yeah, there's no longer any challenges to Light. Way to remove the drama, writer.

And here's my personal favourite quote so far.

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"Die you pies of shit!" Soichiro said as he pulled out his gun and pointed it at Ls head.
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TheIan
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Join date : 2009-06-12
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyTue Feb 01, 2011 9:26 am

Sweet Optimus Christ.

Why? Wha--Who would write this and think it's the best story ever? What kind of sick, twisted individual would write this sort of immeasurable amount of crap and think they were the best writer?
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Join date : 2010-04-19
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyTue Feb 01, 2011 11:27 am

TheIan wrote:
Why? Wha--Who would write this and think it's the best story ever? What kind of sick, twisted individual would write this sort of immeasurable amount of crap and think they were the best writer?
I think it's a troll.
I mean come on, 'pies of shit'?! Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami 588739
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyTue Feb 01, 2011 12:59 pm

Vanilla-villa wrote:
TheIan wrote:
Why? Wha--Who would write this and think it's the best story ever? What kind of sick, twisted individual would write this sort of immeasurable amount of crap and think they were the best writer?
I think it's a troll.
I mean come on, 'pies of shit'?! Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami 588739

This part (in chapter 4) proves it's a troll:

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It was the early morning and Light and Dark were in bed together but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything! Light came all over the bed from the window of the room. Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table. It was seven oclock.

That is too perfect. It couldn't happen by accident.
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Join date : 2009-08-04
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyTue Feb 01, 2011 1:01 pm

It is a trollfic, and very well known to be so.

It's still hilarious, however. It's not just badly written on purpose, it actually has good humor amidst all the nonsense.
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyTue Feb 01, 2011 1:29 pm

I don't think I'd like the smell of pies of shit baking.
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyFri Feb 25, 2011 7:24 am

It shows a great deal of commitment to lulz.
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptyFri Feb 25, 2011 11:21 am

Our friend has a Twitter
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptySat Feb 26, 2011 11:23 am

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THE LAST SPACSHIP WENT YESTERDAY. NOW WE WONT GO TO SPACE UNTIL THEY INVENT THE FUTURE Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami 309696

Genius-ness.
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptySat Feb 26, 2011 11:33 am

TheIan wrote:
Sweet Optimus Christ.

Why? Wha--Who would write this and think it's the best story ever? What kind of sick, twisted individual would write this sort of immeasurable amount of crap and think they were the best writer?

A Suethor or a certain "high-functioning autistic" living in Ruckersville, Virginia.
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PostSubject: Re: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami   Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami EmptySun May 01, 2011 8:16 am

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"MY NAME IS BLUD" said Blud as he kept eating the blood banana "I AM THE NEW KING OF THE SHINIGAMI AND I HAVE A SPECIAL DEATH NOTE THAT KILLS ANYONE WHOS NAME IS WRITTEN IN IT EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW THERE FACE OR NAME"

Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami 724940 How exactly does that work
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