His Encyclopedia Dramatica article tells you the important stuff. Some highlights of his musical "career," which has spanned at least ten years. Please note that this stuff is supposed to be funny. I shouldn't have to point that out, but it's just that bad.
The first couple were just bland, but the next one is creepy. "You drive everybody insane. You make a certain man part throb in pain." "I have got to get inside you. I'll give you all the man that you can handle."
Then there's "At Least I Know How to Fuck"
He claims he's invented his own musical genre, which is like stuff played on Dr. Demento only not. He wrote a really long and confusing manifesto explaining it.
Oh, and he has a story about a masturbating 13-year-old-boy whose penis comes to life and destroys everything. It's even worse than it sounds. YouTube took it down. Teh sad. Keeping a spot for the link in the event someone saved it.
More stuff archived on this YouTube account. Enjoy. Or don't.
Last edited by Quijotesca on Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:15 am; edited 5 times in total (Reason for editing : Moar link!)
EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
Subject: Re: David Tanny Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:35 am
I think that dog's expression says it all.
Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
Subject: Re: David Tanny Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:48 pm
Oh my God he's just like Chris-Chan
Quijotesca Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-10-01 Age : 41
Subject: Re: David Tanny Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:53 pm
At least David Tanny knows how to fuck...err...has a job delivering pizza for Domino's. But he's still a guy in his early 50s who lives with his mom.
Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 33 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
Subject: Re: David Tanny Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:34 pm
He sounds like a voice synthesizer.
Just Chipper Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2010-01-05 Age : 33 Location : Liverpool, England
Subject: Re: David Tanny Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:26 pm
Oh God, I wish I never clicked this thread.
He just quit last.fm though, apparently.
Quijotesca Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-10-01 Age : 41
Subject: Re: David Tanny Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:22 pm
And last.fm wants to ban anyone who badmouths him. Holy crap, why do they care?
your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
Subject: Re: David Tanny Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:29 am
I HAD only come in here to mention the enlightening, useful fact that every time I scroll down the board I read this thread as "David Tranny", but now I really wish I hadn't clicked on any of those songs. I really want those 40 seconds of my life back.
Vanilla-villa Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-04-19 Location : England
Subject: Re: David Tanny Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:33 am
What the fuck? Reminds me of that 'Imperial Stars' thing that was on ED a while ago. I have no idea who Mila Kunis is but that song 'dedicated' to her is the creepiest shit I've heard all day.
Quijotesca Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-10-01 Age : 41
Subject: Re: David Tanny Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:48 am
your mom wrote:
I HAD only come in here to mention the enlightening, useful fact that every time I scroll down the board I read this thread as "David Tranny"
Well, he does seem to be obsessed with writing about discovering random women have penises. Here's a playlist.
Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
Subject: Re: David Tanny Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:53 pm
Cyberwulf wrote:
Oh my God he's just like Chris-Chan
Trust me, nobody could be as bad as Chris-Chan.
Quijotesca Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-10-01 Age : 41
Subject: Re: David Tanny Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:17 pm
Oh boy! New tunes!
Quijotesca Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-10-01 Age : 41
Subject: Re: David Tanny Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:26 am
Necropost since I can't just add this into my first post.
teal deer
Join date : 2011-08-22
Subject: Re: David Tanny Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:38 am
Quijotesca wrote:
Necropost since I can't just add this into my first post.
what the actual fuck?
that...that should not exist. someone, anyone, please tell me how this is allowed to exist.
JohnnyLurg
Join date : 2012-10-27
Subject: Re: David Tanny Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:27 am
Home 
I really want those 40 seconds of my life back.
