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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:43 am | |
| - Sheba wrote:
- This is actually turning out to be all kinds of fun!
Yay! IT was meant to be fun, sort of as a cleanser after the mad dash of Nano, to write something utterly silly. | |
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PiFace314
Join date : 2010-12-02
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:12 pm | |
| Wahaha, first chapter is up... I doubt I'll get a lot of interest, but, eh, why not? [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Also, I can't write sex scenes to save my life... | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:19 pm | |
| LAWL, all the author's notes. That's bad, man. Ha ha. Nice job. - PiFace314 wrote:
Also, I can't write sex scenes to save my life... That makes it BETTER. This is the only time when failing at something actually might help you, ha ha. | |
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Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:22 pm | |
| Haha, oh God. I know nothing about either of those fandoms and yet the badness shines through. Great job! | |
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PiFace314
Join date : 2010-12-02
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:35 pm | |
| - Sheba wrote:
- This is actually turning out to be all kinds of fun!
Edit:
First chapter is go!
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Thanks, I guess. Thankfully, my usual stories aren't all that bad. Also, loving the crossover idea. Seriously, Twilight and House? WHUT? Ah, never mind. Can't wait to read more! Also, frankly, in my opinion, it needs more sex. You know, for the fangirls! | |
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Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:39 pm | |
| - PiFace314 wrote:
- Sheba wrote:
- This is actually turning out to be all kinds of fun!
Edit:
First chapter is go!
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Thanks, I guess. Thankfully, my usual stories aren't all that bad. Also, loving the crossover idea. Seriously, Twilight and House? WHUT? Ah, never mind. Can't wait to read more! Also, frankly, in my opinion, it needs more sex. You know, for the fangirls! xD Hey, Carlisle is a doctor, right? Guess who else is a doctor? xD Thanks, and yeah, I thought it might. Hmm, maybe the cure can be Healing Sex. | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:43 pm | |
| *snicker* That's really atrocious. XD | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:41 pm | |
| I've got the first chapter of mine up as well. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] - Sheba wrote:
- Edward and Jacob were boning up in Edward's room.
Oh, the detailed description! - Quote :
- "Ohhh, Eddie!," Jake moaned as they did it like on the Discovery channel.
*snerk* IMO, too many em-dashes. Fanbrats don't know what em-dashes are. The only punctuation marks fanbrats know how to use are periods and commas. Your grammar: I can sees it! And now I guess the reason Jacob is sick!!!! - Spoiler:
OMG IS IT VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF MPREG?? OH THE HORROR
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PiFace314
Join date : 2010-12-02
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:11 pm | |
| Well, I like it, but there's too much detail in that author's note. And I don't know, but I always associate bad fanfics with crappily written sex scenes. Still, I'm eager to see what you come up with. | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:14 pm | |
| - PiFace314 wrote:
- Well, I like it, but there's too much detail in that author's note. And I don't know, but I always associate bad fanfics with crappily written sex scenes. Still, I'm eager to see what you come up with.
Yeah, I dunno. I've seen author's notes where the author will give away half the story and cover absolutely every question that anyone might ever think of about the fic, instead of just fucking GETTING to the fic. And I'm thinking I might put in a couple sex scenes, even though I've only rated the story T; I'll just add in the author's notes of the chapter "This chapter has a mature sex scene!! Don't read if you don't like that!" [edit] I took out a couple of details from the author's note; maybe you're right. Thanks.
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Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:17 pm | |
| - your mom wrote:
- I've got the first chapter of mine up as well.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
- Sheba wrote:
- Edward and Jacob were boning up in Edward's room.
Oh, the detailed description! - Quote :
- "Ohhh, Eddie!," Jake moaned as they did it like on the Discovery channel.
*snerk*
IMO, too many em-dashes. Fanbrats don't know what em-dashes are. The only punctuation marks fanbrats know how to use are periods and commas. Your grammar: I can sees it!
And now I guess the reason Jacob is sick!!!!
- Spoiler:
OMG IS IT VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF MPREG?? OH THE HORROR
Dr. Who/Harry Potter? OMG, BRILLIANT! I especially love the said-overdose. Very fanbratty. And, hm, true. It might scare them away, mightn't it? Also: - Spoiler:
Leaning towards yes, but maybe not! I might leave it to the readers to vote, that's a fanbrattish thing to do!
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:21 pm | |
| - Sheba wrote:
Also:
- Spoiler:
Leaning towards yes, but maybe not! I might leave it to the readers to vote, that's a fanbrattish thing to do!
Oh god, votes are just terrible. Very fanbratty. "I can't decide what to do in my own story: you decide for me!" [edit] Also, it seems to be a rule that the only reason anyone is EVER sick in badfic is A) they're pregnant, or B) they have a fever so another character can give them lots of schmoopy hurt/comfort. The only reason I've ever read for people being sick to their stomach is pregnancy. At this point, I think it would actually be a surprise to me if one day I were reading a fic and it turned out that they had the flu or something. | |
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PiFace314
Join date : 2010-12-02
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:37 pm | |
| Wait... what happens if no one gets reviews by the end of the challenge? Will it be decided by number of views or something? | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:40 pm | |
| My friend (who hasn't posted her fic in this thread) has already got one review, so I guess she'd win. I have one author alert so far, and I think it says in the rules that those might have to count toward our final total as well. | |
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PiFace314
Join date : 2010-12-02
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:42 pm | |
| Damn! Should have written a Twilight thing. My fandoms aren't as big as, say, Harry Potter or Naruto. Ah well, I just hope some stupid fans get a chance to see my story~ | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:58 pm | |
| Yeah, I picked two massive fandoms to maximize my chances of reviews. If I'd REALLY wanted to go whole hog, I should have done Harry Potter/Naruto, since those are THE two biggest fandoms on the Pit. But since I know absolutely zilch about Naruto--wait, actually, that would have made for a very bad fic without even trying. I could have just looked the character names up on Wikipedia and invented my own personalities for them. DAMN! Why didn't I think of that sooner?
Meh. It's kinda more fun bastardizing characters you already know and love. | |
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KJM Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:21 pm | |
| - Maximilia wrote:
- 8. IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THIS FORUM, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE FF.NET REVIEWS OR FAVORITE ANY OF THE ENTRIES.
What about non-challenge stories and/or accounts? ETA: Also, just to be clear, we don't have to pick our tropes from the example list, do we? | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:12 pm | |
| No, you can pick whatever tropes you like. Those are just like... for examples, to give ideas. You can leave reviews at non-challenge stories, yes, but not the stories that are listed as part of the challenge. | |
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PiFace314
Join date : 2010-12-02
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:59 pm | |
| Well, I think it would be nice if you put up a link to those stories that have already been submitted. Then everyone gets to see the badness. | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:20 am | |
| I also want to see the badness! But I think in the rules it said people were allowed to keep it under wraps until the contest was over. BUT, that does also make it sort of difficult, because ANY bad crossover on the Pit could be part of the contest. So I guess we can't comment on ANY crossovers during the month of December, just in case. Maybe we should have a list posted, but it can just be an anonymous list? That way, no one has to own up to their fic if they don't want to, and it ensures that we all know which stories not to review. Just a suggestion. [edit] - Sheba wrote:
- His butt was tingling and it felt like an organism.
TARA, IS THAT YOU?? That chapter is GOLD. | |
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KJM Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:25 pm | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:30 pm | |
| ^ Oh god, those bad jokes I love all the detailed description you went into about the ceremony. Very nice. | |
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Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:30 pm | |
| - KJM wrote:
- I'm officially in:
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] I can't decide which is funnier, the cracks in the Fourth Wall or Angel's woobification. | |
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your mom Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-02-25 Age : 36 Location : Endor's forest moon
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:37 pm | |
| - KJM wrote:
- Four years had passed since that horrible day, and they still had no idea where Buffy was or what Spike had done with her.
I read that and immediately my brain went "SHE'S GONNA SHOW UP NOW WITH A SECRET KID". Happens 9 times out of 10 when a woman in a badfic is away for longer than 6 months. ...I almost find this contest more fun than reading ACTUAL badfic, because I know we're all sitting around going, "Okay, what can I do to make this absolutely HORRIBLE? What would fanbrats do?" | |
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KJM Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: The Crossover Badfic Challenge Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:25 pm | |
| All my chapters are posted. | |
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