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PostSubject: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyThu Oct 07, 2010 12:26 am

Women can be scientists. We've come a long way from the days when "Doctor" or "Professor" was just a smarter version of "Mister". And I guess if you're good at managing time, you can be a porn star and a scientist at the same time. Just, you know, not at the same time*. The author of She Blinded me With Science doesn't seem to realize how unprofessional this is. Also: Fucking females, how do they work?

*Unless you're some kind of mad sex doctor or something and that's your gimmick. I'm cool with that.


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The brown headed bombshell of a scientist sluggishly turned the knobs on her microscope before adjusting her wire framed glasses to get a better look. Despite the fact that her co-workers tended to stereotype her, Dr. Megan Wolf had long since become an established figure in the molecular science world. There was a time when she was considered on the forefront of discovery in her field. Although now, eight years after her first article in the NewFront Scientific Journal had won several awards, Dr. Wolf seems to have hit a rut in her research. It seems like years now that she's been stuck at the narrow end of a microscope day after day after day. How she missed those wonder years. And, just to make things worse, all of her associates have been speaking of the "New Generation" of scientist coming out of school. One particular annoyance is that of Dr. Veronica Dove. Not only has Dr. Dove's research seem to have taken the forefront away from Dr. Wolf, but she's also stolen the title of "World's Hottest Scientist" away from the *slightly aged* Dr. Wolf.

Is World's Hottest Scientist like, an actual legitimate thing in this universe? Like a Nobel Sexiness Prize? Or is it just magazine filler? Are there subcategories in every field? Also, it's really fun to read the blatantly sexist parts with the genders reversed. Look, I'll do it for you:

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"He says he's made the biggest discover in molecular genetics since Dr. Wolf's inception a few years back." Dr. Wolf's ears pricked up.

"Dr. Wolf? Wait is he that ditzy little blonde who works in the equipment building?" Dr. Wolf pulled himself up from his leaned back position.

"You know, I'm not sure. I've heard his name but I'm not really sure what he looks like."

"Heh, can't have that kind of problem with Dr. Dove, that's for sure!" The co-workers continued on their way giggling at their own comments as Dr. Wolf crinkled his brow in frustration.

"Great. Now my own damn associates are forgetting me. And what kind of major discovery can some dumb bimbo fresh out of internship make? Someone needs to knock him down a few pegs." Dr. Wolf thought to himself.

He glanced over at a countertop tucked away in the corner of the mostly white and pale green room. On top of the countertop was a disheveled science journal, one focusing on nature it seemed. On the cover was a close up and well made snapshot of a lone wolf jumping after a flying bird. It was almost painful it was so obvious. A sleek and devilish smile crept across Dr. Wolf's face as he let out an almost inaudible giggle.

See? She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 961878 Now, you may be wondering, what could her plan be? Don't think too hard about the metaphor; the dumber you are the more likely you are to catch on.

So Wolf devises her fiendish plot. Spoilers: Apparently it took hours of planning, but the whole thing is pretty simple. I thought it would involve some biological fuckery, but no, she doesn't actually do anything to her body or to Dr. Dove. It's just cold hard thinkin', yo.

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She stopped to look back at the source only to see the one and only Dr. Dove taking long strides down the corridor in the opposite direction. The knee length white as chalk lab coat did little to hide the visibly firm and tanned calves of Dr. Dove. Was she really wearing short shorts? What kind of scientist wears short shorts? Could this perhaps be a sign from the god's of science? Who cares.

The Gods of Science like to make the weather really warm so people wear shorts? Or maybe they just send out, like, a skank-ray. BZZAAAAPPP. Oh no, we accidentally hit Dr. Birchen! It's too late, he bought a latex catsuit. Who cares.

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"OMG! I thought it was you!" Dr. Dove suddenly dropped her polite demeanor to reveal a more ditzy voice with a slightly deeper accent.

OMGPHD! Excitedplz

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"I'm a huge fan of your research! Your paper in NewFront is what made me want to get a PH.d!" Dr. Dove set a rather fan girlish pace to the conversation. It reminded one of the "Team Edward vs Team Jacob" phenomenon.

The TEvsTJ Phenomenon has been studied extensively by Twilologists.

Wolf and Dove go to ~Da Lab~ to look at some papers, and Wolf locks the door.

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"Ok, here it is." Dr. Dove motioned for Dr. Wolf to come over and look at the papers. Dr. Wolf quickly took the opportunity and came over to the countertop. She pretended to focus intently on the papers while scootching closer and closer to Dr. Dove who was beside her looking at the papers. Dr. Wolf stretched a hand out and gently laid it on Dr. Dove's upper back.

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She glanced out of the edge of her glasses to see Dr. Dove biting down on her lower lip. Dr. Dove's eyes looked slightly droopy and her skin showed a slight burst of pink on her cheeks.

As anime has taught us, that is the EXACT face people make when they're aroused! She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 355243

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She gently lifted her hand from Dr. Dove's back and then placed it firmly on her rump, squeezing as much of its plump substance in her hand as she could.

This story actually uses some rather scientific language at times. Plump substance.

Dove turns into a squealing, blushing anime girl. Such is the power of lesbian rape. They undress and...

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Dr. Wolf glanced down to see the same sea foam green colored panties with the word "Science" written across the buttocks in darker green print.

She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 SCIENCE PANTIES She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 Well, I know what to get my friend for Christmas. Then I can relentlessly slap his ass with a clipboard and other things I assume scientists engage in based on this story.

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*Grrrggglllle*

"Oh? What was that?" Dr. Dove asked nervously.

"Nothing. I'm about to take care of it." Dr. Wolf said sternly, not even a hint of the previous deception was left in her voice.

"What do you mea..Ahhhhhh!"

I told you her plan was pretty straightforward. Note; as I said before, no mention is made of how Dr. Wolf is able to do this:

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Dr. Wolf stretched her jaw as far as she could to fit it around the top of Dr. Dove's head. She quickly lurched down the top half of Dr. Dove's head while holding tightly to her waist. Dr. Dove's hands clasped on top of Dr. Wolf's arms which were now wrapped tightly around her. She tried to pull herself out but was simply not strong enough.

I know porn doesn't always need logic, but come on! Couldn't we have at least had a scientific psuedo-explanation?

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Another loud *GULP*
followed by a slight choking fit and Dr. Dove's ample breast brushed past Dr. Wolf's teeth. Dr. Wolf reached into her stuffed mouth with her index finger and began an attempt to hook Dr. Dove's bra and remove it from her mouth. She finally managed to bring it out but scrapped the inside of her mouth a little on the way out. Her breast now free, her stiffened nipples tickled the roof of Dr. Wolf's mouth.

Man, bra hooks are such a pain. Am I right, gentlemen?

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It was then that Dr. Wolf noticed that Dr. Dove's legs were no longer flailing about. She was disturbingly still actually. Did she give up and accept her fate as Dr. Wolf's food and future toilet clog? In truth she had simply passed out due to lack of oxygen while she worked her way into Dr. Wolf's stomach. Her head had long since plopped into the stomach acid in Dr. Wolf's gut. It was really a good thing she was thoroughly unconscious because she would no doubt be in quite a bit of pain as the skin on her face began to turn red as the acid worked away on it. Outside of Dr. Wolf's stomach

"Meanwhile, back at the ranch, outside of Dr. Wolf's stomach...."

Wolf finishes swallowing Dove and goes to sleep.

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************************SCAT AHEAD****************************

Possibly the world's most helpful caution sign.

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A dull broad feeling began to hit Dr. Wolf's rump. It didn't take a scientist to figure out what exactly it was.

"Guess you want out now huh?"

Dr. Wolf glanced around the room before seeing a darkened empty corner.

"Perfect" She thought to herself.

Science waits not for toilets!

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Dr. Wolf waddled slightly over to the corner and quickly pulled her pants and panties down before squatting over the empty corner. She reached behind her to pull up her lab coat. Didn't want it getting dirty after all.

Sanitation is our main priority here, as we poop in the corner of the room.

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She grunted loudly as she began to force out a wide brown log from her ass. The stink rose up and wafted across her nostrils.

"Jesus! If you look anything like you smell then you're sure not as cute as people like to think are you?" Dr. Wolf teased the steadily growing shit pile.

*Plop!*
*Plap!*

Pieces of the former Dr. Dove fell onto the growing stink pile with disgusting noises.

*Ung...Hunh!*

Dr. Wolf let out more forced grunts as a loud *PPFFFFTTTT* came out of her stretched wide asshole.

"Hahahaha!" She laughed.

"Just a little more now..." She out one more fart before feeling something dam up the flow considerably.

"What's this now?" She thought to herself as she grunted once more.

It took a few minutes but, amidst several more grunts and farts, a large chunk of what appeared to be part of a jaw bone and the rounded top of a skull worked their way out of Dr. Wolf's sore asshole and fell onto the foot tall Shit pie known as Dr. Dove with another loud *Plat* noise.

"Ah, thank god that's over. I dare say I enjoyed it to an extent." Dr. Wolf's eyes rolled back slightly as she panted in a most lewd way.

"But now...what to wipe with?"

...Toilet paper? Please tell me it's toilet paper.

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Dr. Wolf glanced around before seen Dr. Dove's sea foam green panties on the floor. She squatted down a bit more, being careful not to let herself touch her own pile of waste, and grasped onto the panties. Once she had a grasp on them she stood up slightly and reached back to rake the panties across her bunghole.

NO! Not the science panties! They were my favorite character!

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She walked over to where everything had happened last night and noticed Dr. Dove's pure white lab coat on the floor. She picked it up and laid it gently on top of the pile of shit she had made out of the new pride of the scientific community. She made sure to have the nametag face outwards so that whoever discovered the mess would know that this pile of feces was named Dr. Dove.

I would really hate to be the maid in these labs.

Wolf then steals Dove's papers and receives public acclaim. This is how all great scientists rose to glory. The End!

Oh, almost forgot: Post your picks for World's Hottest Scientist!


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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyThu Oct 07, 2010 1:17 am

Ew, warning for major gross factor!

How do people come up with this shit (literally)? And why? What for?

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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyThu Oct 07, 2010 1:49 pm

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Dr. Wolf's ears pricked up.


is it bad that this line is what made me lol/bothered me most? Aside from the science panties?

Wow, though, I was expecting typical generic sexist mush, not... vore and scat in the same story. Oh and I love the helpful note, for the people who were cool with the lesbian rape and cannibalism but aren't cool with PEOPLE SHITTING OUT SKULLS.

...yeah the skull part squicked me No
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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyThu Oct 07, 2010 2:49 pm

Shitting skulls is pretty metal.
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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyFri Oct 08, 2010 12:20 am

In fics like these, everything is awful, so you pick out the elements that gross you out the most. Simple as that. Doesn't mean the rest was cool.
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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyFri Oct 08, 2010 4:30 am

I was expecting something along the lines of the Star Trek fics that keep popping up here (why is it always Star Trek?). Congratulations, this is something different.

Is vore a common thing in this universe? 'Cause if I found a giant pile of shit with somebody's nametag stuck on it I would not assume that I was looking at the digested remains of said person.
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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyFri Oct 08, 2010 1:00 pm

I thought this would be ST too when I first read the title.

Damn you people, stay out of my fandom! Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptyFri Oct 08, 2010 1:41 pm

villainy wrote:
She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 SCIENCE PANTIES She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 She Blinded me With Science [Panties] 927788 Well, I know what to get my friend for Christmas. Then I can relentlessly slap his ass with a clipboard and other things I assume scientists engage in based on this story.

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villainy wrote:
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*Grrrggglllle*

"Oh? What was that?" Dr. Dove asked nervously.

"Nothing. I'm about to take care of it." Dr. Wolf said sternly, not even a hint of the previous deception was left in her voice.

"What do you mea..Ahhhhhh!"

I told you her plan was pretty straightforward. Note; as I said before, no mention is made of how Dr. Wolf is able to do this:

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Dr. Wolf stretched her jaw as far as she could to fit it around the top of Dr. Dove's head. She quickly lurched down the top half of Dr. Dove's head while holding tightly to her waist. Dr. Dove's hands clasped on top of Dr. Wolf's arms which were now wrapped tightly around her. She tried to pull herself out but was simply not strong enough.

I know porn doesn't always need logic, but come on! Couldn't we have at least had a scientific psuedo-explanation?

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PostSubject: Re: She Blinded me With Science [Panties]   She Blinded me With Science [Panties] EmptySat Oct 09, 2010 11:22 am

Come on, if you want to write vore like that why not have the scientist use a shrink ray on the other girl or something? Otherwise it just makes no fucking sense and is technically impossible.
Oh, and the wolf and bird metaphor in the beginning? Now I understand. ._.
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