Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:07 pm
My aunt does sound on Doctor Who. She doesn't do the sonic screwdriver buzzzzz sound but she does do the sound it makes when the end bits come out (you know what i mean, the clunk). She makes it with a spanner my grandad bought her. This Christmas we got her a sonic screwdriver replica, and she commented that she likes the sound it makes when it opens so much she'll probably use the replica now to make the noise, instead of the spanner. Which means that she'll be using an imitation someone else made of the sound that she made to make the sound. Which just about blew my goddamn mind.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:51 am
Last night before I went to bed, I decided to have RainyMood.com running on my computer so I could sleep easier. (Mostly because the walls in my house are wafer thin and my brother in law, currently staying with me until his house is finished, snores even worse than I do.)
Odd thing is, the site usually includes a link to some song that works well with the sound of rain falling. This time around it chose "L.A. Noire Soundtrack". Which was kind of kooky, since I had just finished playing that before deciding to hit the sack.
Makes me wonder if, after so many times using the site, the site had finally read my mind.
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:11 pm
Two weird things happened to me today. First, a hummingbird crapped on my head. Not long after that, my 2-year-old niece picked my pocket (which only contained a dollar) and crossed George Washington's face out with a Sharpie.
Braigwen Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date : 2009-06-14 Age : 44 Location : Punching Udina.
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:52 pm
Quanell X bought gas from me today.
Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:01 pm
So it turns out that Maverick Sabre's real name is Michael Stafford, and he comes from the same town where I grew up.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:48 am
Guys...I'm scared. Last night I made a startling realization.
First off...take a look at this page from another message board and scroll down until you see the script which features a conversation between Mog from FFVI and Cait Sith from FFVII. Note the joke about an upcoming FF title I made at that time.
Now...consider this: In FFXIII-2, you CAN acquire a Tonberry for a tamed monster to add to your party paradigms.
Now you can see why I must hide from the feds. Excuse me please... *heads to private bunker*
Snake Bandage Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:46 pm
Woke up at 4:20, couldn't go back to sleep, and tuned in to the Academy Awards just in time for the Best Animated Feature award.
I didn't even CARE this year, 2011 was a shit year for animation.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:38 am
Today...is GOING to be weird for me.
Not only is it going to be 80 DEGREES here in Minnesota but I heard they're going for a world record at the Mall of America...for most number of people dressed as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
If you'll excuse me...I need to contact TruTV's "World's Dumbest..."
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:21 pm
I went shopping for shoes today and found two pairs that fit me perfectly...in the children's section. It turns out I wear a girl's 4 1/2 (which is the same size as a women's 6 1/2).
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:24 pm
I just watched the worst porn... I was reading Texts From Last Night and one said
Quote :
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
so I googled it and I don't know if it was the same one because they didn't mess around with each other but individually and only one of them got hard but the point of the matter is that they'd set up a kiddie pool in a dorm room and there was chocolate everywhere and I kept thinking how are you ever going to clean that up... I fail at watching porn... -.-
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:53 pm
Question...
Has this whole craze about bacon makes anything better gone too far now? I just saw bacon flavored...JELLYBEANS!!!
lemmingwriter Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-17 Age : 40
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:35 pm
GamemasterAnthony wrote:
Question...
Has this whole craze about bacon makes anything better gone too far now? I just saw bacon flavored...JELLYBEANS!!!
Really? Where?
...er, I mean, no, no, not too far at all. Not in the least. Why do you ask? *innocent face*
Snake Bandage Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:14 am
I thought bacon flavored jellybeans were Bertie Bott's standard.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:27 am
lemmingwriter wrote:
GamemasterAnthony wrote:
Question...
Has this whole craze about bacon makes anything better gone too far now? I just saw bacon flavored...JELLYBEANS!!!
Really? Where?
...er, I mean, no, no, not too far at all. Not in the least. Why do you ask? *innocent face*
It was at a store at the Mall of America called Minnesota Bound...and it was NOT one of those Bertie Botts beans by Jelly Belly.
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:55 pm
A student tried to light up a joint at the drinking fountain in the library today. When I yelled at him, he was so startled he dropped the joint into the water. I know I'm not supposed to laugh at the kids, but that was too funny.
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:27 pm
I went looking for that pterodactyl porn video because I got drunk last night and threatened several classmates with it... and in the process I found a list of images of dinosaurs having sex with each other, which isn't the weird thing, no-
-the weird thing is that I was more weirded out by the idea that people would draw in-species dinosaur mating scenes, than by a video of three "pterodactyls" having sex with a human.
Go, me.
EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:22 am
We saw a turkey in our backyard! In suburban Massachusetts! We're not out in the country like my cousins; this is a city.
We saw a deer once, too.
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:59 pm
I saw two weird things on my way to work this morning. First, there was a dog sleeping in the road. No, it wasn't dead, just sleeping, because it raised its head and barked at every passing car (and this is a fairly busy street). Then I saw a police car up on blocks in somebody's yard.
knightwithoutacause Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-12-08 Age : 35
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:22 am
I was about to step into the shower last night, and I noticed a bite mark on my shoulder that came from absolutely no where. I took a picture of it to document it.
Oh, and I found out that my fiancee had actually never watched a production of or read the script for Romeo and Juliet. Not even in high school. I am disappoint.
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:01 pm
I met a girl who reminds me of Cher. She's always changing the color of her hair. But she don't use nothing you buy in a store. She likes her hair to be real orange. She uses taaaaaangeriinnneeess.
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:05 am
Mr.Doobie wrote:
I met a girl who reminds me of Cher. She's always changing the color of her hair. But she don't use nothing you buy in a store. She likes her hair to be real orange. She uses taaaaaangeriinnneeess.
Are you serious?
Mr.Doobie Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-10-23 Location : under the sink
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:16 am
Not entirely. She dyed her hair orange, but I don't know what she used. Could be tangerines. Could even be tangellos...
Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 56 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:34 am
Hey, Doobie, you'd better log off soon....you'll be late for your KKK rally.
Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:03 pm
Mr.Doobie wrote:
Not entirely. She dyed her hair orange, but I don't know what she used. Could be tangerines. Could even be tangellos...
I didn't know that citrus fruits could be used as hair dye (other than lemons, which lighten hair).
Snake Bandage Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:34 pm
Just realized all three guys who've ever had legit crushes on me are overweight, clingy and slightly creepy and I'm kind of glad they live across the Atlantic and not anywhere near me.
Wait. Should I have posted it on the bad things thread? Seeing how it's indicative of my shitty nonexistent love life?