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Seule
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Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 31
Location : Tea & Castle Land

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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySun Dec 25, 2011 7:07 pm

My aunt does sound on Doctor Who. She doesn't do the sonic screwdriver buzzzzz sound but she does do the sound it makes when the end bits come out (you know what i mean, the clunk). She makes it with a spanner my grandad bought her. This Christmas we got her a sonic screwdriver replica, and she commented that she likes the sound it makes when it opens so much she'll probably use the replica now to make the noise, instead of the spanner. Which means that she'll be using an imitation someone else made of the sound that she made to make the sound. Which just about blew my goddamn mind.
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Join date : 2009-07-23
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Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth

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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptyWed Jan 18, 2012 7:51 am

Last night before I went to bed, I decided to have RainyMood.com running on my computer so I could sleep easier. (Mostly because the walls in my house are wafer thin and my brother in law, currently staying with me until his house is finished, snores even worse than I do.)

Odd thing is, the site usually includes a link to some song that works well with the sound of rain falling. This time around it chose "L.A. Noire Soundtrack". Which was kind of kooky, since I had just finished playing that before deciding to hit the sack.

Makes me wonder if, after so many times using the site, the site had finally read my mind.
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Join date : 2009-06-12
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Two weird things happened to me today. First, a hummingbird crapped on my head. Not long after that, my 2-year-old niece picked my pocket (which only contained a dollar) and crossed George Washington's face out with a Sharpie.
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Join date : 2009-06-14
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Quanell X bought gas from me today.
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Join date : 2009-06-03
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptyFri Feb 17, 2012 4:01 pm

So it turns out that Maverick Sabre's real name is Michael Stafford, and he comes from the same town where I grew up.

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Join date : 2009-07-23
Age : 49
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySat Feb 18, 2012 7:48 am

Guys...I'm scared. Last night I made a startling realization.

First off...take a look at this page from another message board and scroll down until you see the script which features a conversation between Mog from FFVI and Cait Sith from FFVII. Note the joke about an upcoming FF title I made at that time.

Now...consider this: In FFXIII-2, you CAN acquire a Tonberry for a tamed monster to add to your party paradigms.

Now you can see why I must hide from the feds. Excuse me please... *heads to private bunker*
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Join date : 2009-06-10
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySun Feb 26, 2012 10:46 pm

Woke up at 4:20, couldn't go back to sleep, and tuned in to the Academy Awards just in time for the Best Animated Feature award.

I didn't even CARE this year, 2011 was a shit year for animation.
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Join date : 2009-07-23
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySat Mar 17, 2012 8:38 am

Today...is GOING to be weird for me.

Not only is it going to be 80 DEGREES here in Minnesota but I heard they're going for a world record at the Mall of America...for most number of people dressed as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

If you'll excuse me...I need to contact TruTV's "World's Dumbest..."
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Join date : 2009-06-12
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySat Mar 17, 2012 10:21 pm

I went shopping for shoes today and found two pairs that fit me perfectly...in the children's section. It turns out I wear a girl's 4 1/2 (which is the same size as a women's 6 1/2).
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grmblfjx
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySun Mar 25, 2012 2:24 pm

I just watched the worst porn... I was reading Texts From Last Night and one said

Quote :
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true

so I googled it and I don't know if it was the same one because they didn't mess around with each other but individually and only one of them got hard but the point of the matter is that they'd set up a kiddie pool in a dorm room and there was chocolate everywhere and I kept thinking how are you ever going to clean that up... I fail at watching porn... -.-
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySun Mar 25, 2012 4:53 pm

Question...

Has this whole craze about bacon makes anything better gone too far now? I just saw bacon flavored...JELLYBEANS!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySun Mar 25, 2012 5:35 pm

GamemasterAnthony wrote:
Question...

Has this whole craze about bacon makes anything better gone too far now? I just saw bacon flavored...JELLYBEANS!!!

Really? Where?

...er, I mean, no, no, not too far at all. Not in the least. Why do you ask? *innocent face*
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptyMon Mar 26, 2012 2:14 am

I thought bacon flavored jellybeans were Bertie Bott's standard.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptyMon Mar 26, 2012 8:27 am

lemmingwriter wrote:
GamemasterAnthony wrote:
Question...

Has this whole craze about bacon makes anything better gone too far now? I just saw bacon flavored...JELLYBEANS!!!

Really? Where?

...er, I mean, no, no, not too far at all. Not in the least. Why do you ask? *innocent face*

It was at a store at the Mall of America called Minnesota Bound...and it was NOT one of those Bertie Botts beans by Jelly Belly.
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Lady Anne
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Join date : 2009-06-12
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A student tried to light up a joint at the drinking fountain in the library today. When I yelled at him, he was so startled he dropped the joint into the water. I know I'm not supposed to laugh at the kids, but that was too funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySun Apr 01, 2012 4:27 pm

I went looking for that pterodactyl porn video because I got drunk last night and threatened several classmates with it... and in the process I found a list of images of dinosaurs having sex with each other, which isn't the weird thing, no-

-the weird thing is that I was more weirded out by the idea that people would draw in-species dinosaur mating scenes, than by a video of three "pterodactyls" having sex with a human.

Go, me. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptyFri Apr 06, 2012 6:22 am

We saw a turkey in our backyard! In suburban Massachusetts! We're not out in the country like my cousins; this is a city.

We saw a deer once, too.
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I saw two weird things on my way to work this morning. First, there was a dog sleeping in the road. No, it wasn't dead, just sleeping, because it raised its head and barked at every passing car (and this is a fairly busy street). Then I saw a police car up on blocks in somebody's yard.
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I was about to step into the shower last night, and I noticed a bite mark on my shoulder that came from absolutely no where. I took a picture of it to document it.

Oh, and I found out that my fiancee had actually never watched a production of or read the script for Romeo and Juliet. Not even in high school. I am disappoint.
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I met a girl who reminds me of Cher. She's always changing the color of her hair. But she don't use nothing you buy in a store. She likes her hair to be real orange. She uses taaaaaangeriinnneeess.
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Lady Anne
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySat Apr 21, 2012 9:05 am

Mr.Doobie wrote:
I met a girl who reminds me of Cher. She's always changing the color of her hair. But she don't use nothing you buy in a store. She likes her hair to be real orange. She uses taaaaaangeriinnneeess.
Are you serious?
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySat Apr 21, 2012 11:16 am

Not entirely. She dyed her hair orange, but I don't know what she used. Could be tangerines. Could even be tangellos...
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PostSubject: Re: Something Weird Happened to Me Today   Something Weird Happened to Me Today - Page 12 EmptySat Apr 21, 2012 11:34 am

Hey, Doobie, you'd better log off soon....you'll be late for your KKK rally.
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Lady Anne
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Mr.Doobie wrote:
Not entirely. She dyed her hair orange, but I don't know what she used. Could be tangerines. Could even be tangellos...
I didn't know that citrus fruits could be used as hair dye (other than lemons, which lighten hair).
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Just realized all three guys who've ever had legit crushes on me are overweight, clingy and slightly creepy and I'm kind of glad they live across the Atlantic and not anywhere near me.

Wait. Should I have posted it on the bad things thread? Seeing how it's indicative of my shitty nonexistent love life?

...No still more weird than anything.
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