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PostSubject: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 18, 2010 1:58 pm

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"She picked up the baby, slammed its head into the sink and took a large butcher knife and began slicing the child under an eye in a sawing motion," Fisher said. The infant's mother grabbed the child and ran to the police station while the boyfriend wrestled Clanton to the floor, he said.

Clanton told police at the Elmhurst station that the "baby was the antichrist."

Fisher said Clanton was taken to a mental health facility after "slamming her head several times into a table and attempting to cut her wrists with a bottle cap."

Fisher said the child suffered a "substantial wound" under his eye and bruising to his head, but a scan showed no other serious damage.

She must have watched The Exorcist too many times and thought the baby puking strained peas was significant.

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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 18, 2010 2:09 pm

I would've assumed The Omen but if that were the case, she would've known to use the proper methods.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 18, 2010 2:13 pm

Silly woman, everyone knows you don't saw with a butcher knife.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySun Sep 19, 2010 5:57 am

Why is it that whenever someone flips their shit and starts attacking people unprovoked, they always blame it on the Antichrist? At this point, I just want to hear new excuses, like "aliens made me do it", or "Teddy Roosevelt's ghost said I had to", but it's always the same pseudo-religious claptrap.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySun Sep 19, 2010 8:19 am

Azzandra wrote:
Why is it that whenever someone flips their shit and starts attacking people unprovoked, they always blame it on the Antichrist? At this point, I just want to hear new excuses, like "aliens made me do it", or "Teddy Roosevelt's ghost said I had to", but it's always the same pseudo-religious claptrap.

Well, given that this woman probably had a severe, possibly undiagnosed and certainly untreated mental illness, she's not all there to begin with. She's saying her grandson is the Antichrist because she probably genuinely believes he is.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySun Sep 19, 2010 11:21 pm

Malganis wrote:
She's saying her grandson is the Antichrist because she probably genuinely believes he is.

I think Azzandra's asking why they always believe it's the antichrist. I mean, if you go nuts, why stop there? Why doesn't anyone in Scientology lose it and blame it on Xenu?


In other news, I'm delighted to find out that the baby is not only alive but doing okay. Reading the title I was certain we were talking about another dead baby here.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 3:54 am

Eh, the GRANDMOTHER's 39?

How old is her daughter? Ugh, these early pregnancies screw up my world view.

Not that there's anything wrong with having your children early in life, but...she's only freaking 9 years older than me and a grandma!

You know, I take a look at that picture of that woman and I am no longer surprised--horrified, yes, but no longer surprised. Poor baby. I hope it will recover completely.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 6:34 am

What if the kid really is the Antichrist?

In the horror movies, the only people who know look crazy in the beginning. What if she's right?





Just sayin'.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 6:37 am

Mr.Doobie wrote:
What if the kid really is the Antichrist?

In the horror movies, the only people who know look crazy in the beginning. What if she's right?





Just sayin'.

Then she shouldn't have started sawing underneath his eye but plunged the knife straight into his soft little belly.
Also, it would mean she's the Antichrist grandma. Nah, I think she's just plain crazy, but that's just me.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 11:23 am

kleine_kat wrote:
Mr.Doobie wrote:
What if the kid really is the Antichrist?

In the horror movies, the only people who know look crazy in the beginning. What if she's right?





Just sayin'.

Then she shouldn't have started sawing underneath his eye but plunged the knife straight into his soft little belly.
Also, it would mean she's the Antichrist grandma. Nah, I think she's just plain crazy, but that's just me.

What makes you think stabbing the Antichrist would kill it anyway? You'd need to take a rosary and use a Kamehameha Wave to drive it through his heart or something.

Or maybe try drowning it in holy water.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 11:30 am

kleine_kat wrote:
Nah, I think she's just plain crazy, but that's just me.

And who says you're not part of the massive, Zionist conspiracy helping the Antichrist to achieve his fiendish ends? Colbert
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 11:39 am

Damn it!

Foiled once again!
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 11:58 am

kleine_kat wrote:
Eh, the GRANDMOTHER's 39?
That's not unreasonable considering the grandchild is less than a year old.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 3:27 pm

I think the line goes: "Do your parents a favor and don't make them grandparents while they're still in their 30's."
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyMon Sep 20, 2010 4:01 pm

I read the topic title and thought dementia, but then I clicked and saw the picture. Holy shit, this grandmother is younger than me! Her daughter must be about my niece's age.

Glad the baby's okay. Hope Grandma gets the help she needs.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyFri Sep 24, 2010 9:51 am

That kid's going to grow up either really awesome or really scared of the world.

"This? I got this scar when I was a baby. My grandma thought I was the AntiChrist." [Instant chicks]

But yeah, 39 and crazy? That's not a good mix.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyFri Sep 24, 2010 2:08 pm

EileenK98 wrote:
I read the topic title and thought dementia, but then I clicked and saw the picture. Holy shit, this grandmother is younger than me! Her daughter must be about my niece's age.
My kid's still in diapers, and that grandmother's only 10 years older than me. Weird moment there. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyFri Sep 24, 2010 3:26 pm

Sutremaine wrote:
kleine_kat wrote:
Eh, the GRANDMOTHER's 39?
That's not unreasonable considering the grandchild is less than a year old.
Hush you, people only start to pop out kids when they're well into their 30's.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptyFri Sep 24, 2010 11:09 pm

XLT-100852.0 wrote:
Sutremaine wrote:
kleine_kat wrote:
Eh, the GRANDMOTHER's 39?
That's not unreasonable considering the grandchild is less than a year old.
Hush you, people only start to pop out kids when they're well into their 30's.

They should. In the long term, it'd be much better for their kids.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 25, 2010 10:54 am

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They should. In the long term, it'd be much better for their kids.

What world do you live in where every adult over 30 are prefect and shoot rainbows out of their asses? How are teenage mother's any less prefect? My mother got pregnant at seventeen and she's a damn good parent to me and my sisters. So, fuck you.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 25, 2010 12:14 pm

XLT-100852.0 wrote:
Azzandra wrote:
They should. In the long term, it'd be much better for their kids.

What world do you live in where every adult over 30 are prefect and shoot rainbows out of their asses? How are teenage mother's any less prefect? My mother got pregnant at seventeen and she's a damn good parent to me and my sisters. So, fuck you.

Whhooooaaaa, take it easy!

Nobody said anything about teenage mums being lesser mothers than 30ers. It's more that I associate the word 'grandmother' with my own, and she was about 60 or so when I was old enough to consciously be a grandchild. In my experience, grandmothers are older women with glasses, who may or may not suffer from age-related physical problems.

39 is 9 years older than me, and I feel too young to be a mum. Let alone have a grown-up daughter who also has a baby, and so be a grandmother. Not saying it's wrong, just that it looks strange to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 25, 2010 12:15 pm

XLT-100852.0 wrote:
Azzandra wrote:
They should. In the long term, it'd be much better for their kids.

What world do you live in where every adult over 30 are prefect and shoot rainbows out of their asses? How are teenage mother's any less prefect? My mother got pregnant at seventeen and she's a damn good parent to me and my sisters. So, fuck you.
Actually, I was thinking of a study I'd heard about some time ago, that children born to older parents have longer lifespans on avarage and fewer health issues. I really didn't think about how my comment would come across, so sorry.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 25, 2010 12:17 pm

Azzandra wrote:
XLT-100852.0 wrote:
Sutremaine wrote:
kleine_kat wrote:
Eh, the GRANDMOTHER's 39?
That's not unreasonable considering the grandchild is less than a year old.
Hush you, people only start to pop out kids when they're well into their 30's.

They should. In the long term, it'd be much better for their kids.

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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySat Sep 25, 2010 12:25 pm

TheHermit wrote:
Azzandra wrote:
XLT-100852.0 wrote:
Sutremaine wrote:
kleine_kat wrote:
Eh, the GRANDMOTHER's 39?
That's not unreasonable considering the grandchild is less than a year old.
Hush you, people only start to pop out kids when they're well into their 30's.

They should. In the long term, it'd be much better for their kids.

Endemic social dysfunction got you down? No need to worry! Just hold a reactionary, unrealistic opinion which shows no understanding of the issues at all. Let Azzandra show you the way! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
I already apologized for that, so I don't know what else you want from me.
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PostSubject: Re: Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild   Grandmother stabs her 9mo old grandchild EmptySun Sep 26, 2010 11:25 am

Azzandra wrote:
XLT-100852.0 wrote:
Azzandra wrote:
They should. In the long term, it'd be much better for their kids.

What world do you live in where every adult over 30 are prefect and shoot rainbows out of their asses? How are teenage mother's any less prefect? My mother got pregnant at seventeen and she's a damn good parent to me and my sisters. So, fuck you.
Actually, I was thinking of a study I'd heard about some time ago, that children born to older parents have longer lifespans on avarage and fewer health issues. I really didn't think about how my comment would come across, so sorry.
Do you happen to have a link to this study, or recall where you found it?
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