GTFO my business, bitch: Godawful Customers

Dude, in the adult world, you don't just physically grab a stranger's child and move him (especially as a first response). They're a human child, not a fucking pet - and even if they were pets, they still wouldn't be yours, so generally: yeah, don't touch strange children. I feel like we shouldn't need some kind of cautionary tale picture book for this.

Yeaaaaaaaahhhh. You DO NOT ever touch someone's child unless they are doing something that is physically dangerous that WILL get them hurt in the next few seconds... and sometimes not even then.

You can be sued. Your store can be sued. Why the fuck didn't you get the parent and tell her she would have to leave if she didn't keep her crotchgoblin away from the lights? Yes, she was a terrible parent and a raging asshole, but you could have handled this much better.

rae wrote:

You can be sued. Your store can be sued. Why the fuck didn't you get the parent and tell her she would have to leave if she didn't keep her crotchgoblin away from the lights? Yes, she was a terrible parent and a raging asshole, but you could have handled this much better.

And especially how he words it, it's like he's a pedophile in waiting.

Disco Stu wrote:

rae wrote:

You can be sued. Your store can be sued. Why the fuck didn't you get the parent and tell her she would have to leave if she didn't keep her crotchgoblin away from the lights? Yes, she was a terrible parent and a raging asshole, but you could have handled this much better.

And especially how he words it, it's like he's a pedophile in waiting.

oh yeah because this totally TOTALLY happened u gais

for sure nobody got lost on their way to cf_hardcore

Of course none of it actually happened. You guys are all stirring up a shift it of semantics and letting the inmates get away with grand larceny, if that makes any sense. Cyberwulf was the only one who noticed this. You're a cool woman, by the way cyberwulf. I think all of you are cool, except for penguin, who can suck a dick and die. Other than that, it's all good.

ViewSonic wrote:

You're a cool woman, by the way cyberwulf. I think all of you are cool, except for penguin, who can suck a dick and die.

No I can't; with that post you didn't leave any dicks left to suck.

I work for a Kroger gas station. Kroger offers Plus Cards that, when used at checkout, provide that two-for-whatever deal you're after.

Me: That'll be 5.16.

Stupid: THA SAGN SED IT WUS TOOFER TREE DALAS.

Me: ...with you Plus Card.

If someone forgets their card, they can give a telephone number instead. Which they are supposed to type into the keypad themselves so people listening won't steal your fuel points. We would rather not have to replace the keypad every two months so we type it in ourselves which is hard to do with someone of the Spanish speaking, deaf, or peanut-butter-and-marshmallow-stuffed mushmouthed folks who seem to occupy this town. Hell, people give me their PIN sometimes. Not smart.
And let me tell you WGW, fuel points are SRS BIZNESS.

Just recently some old harpy told me she had ten cents off and the mean old fuel pump didn't let her have it. I set her pump to prepay and lo, she had only 68 points when you need 100 to get ten cents off. And I DIDN'T GIVE THEM TO HER. I'M SOOOO MEAN.

This happens a lot. Look, it's my job to take your money and keep this dump stocked and clean. I only get two smoke breaks and there's not even a bathroom in this tiny box. Keep up with your own stupid points.

And for cryin' out loud READ YOUR RECEIPT. It says on every receipt that your fuel points are good for 1 month Example;
July points expire August 31. Your August points expire September 30. And so on and so forth.
This is not freakin' rocket science.

I HATE both Fridays (especially first Friday of the month) and the last two days of the month because everyone and their frickin' mom is out getting gas. And NO I cannot change it so your points from last month get used instead. If you have more points from this month, they will get used first. You decided to hoard them from last month and now you are going to lose them and that is your fault. I do not personally care that you could not top off your tank for ten cents less when I will probably have to sell soda cans to get through the weekend.

I will not turn on the pump for you and let you pay when you're done. Tell the manager about it. She will probably not be nice about it. She probably doesn't like the people who drive off without paying.Not saying you will. Blame THOSE people. Blame the people who steal.

Stop sending your kids to pay for your gas. They come in two flavors; LOUD and wordy ones who make me interrogate them (I know you need gas. Now give me some info so I can help you.) THEY TALK AND TAP ON THE SPEAKER by the Nine, why was that the sperm that won...and the other kind are the ones who just stare at me and can't figure out how to put the money in the drawer. Hell, a handful of adults can't figure that out.

AND STOP TAPPING YOUR HANDS ON MY DRAWER OR I SWEAR I WILL COME OUTSIDE AND SET YOU ON FIRE.

People are stupid and have frickin WILDERNESS manners. And they're ugly, too.

CyanideTea wrote:

This happens a lot. Look, it's my job to take your money and keep this dump stocked and clean. I only get two smoke breaks and there's not even a bathroom in this tiny box. Keep up with your own stupid points.

Um. In the Netherlands, that's sort of illegal? There's got to be facilities on the premises'n stuff.

Or at least a decent bush to hide behind.

Jay/Cris wrote:

CyanideTea wrote:

This happens a lot. Look, it's my job to take your money and keep this dump stocked and clean. I only get two smoke breaks and there's not even a bathroom in this tiny box. Keep up with your own stupid points.

Um. In the Netherlands, that's sort of illegal? There's got to be facilities on the premises'n stuff.

IDK where Cyanide is from, but the Netherlands sure as fuck have better labor laws than the states, so that should come as no surprise.

Yup. They don't legally have to give you breaks in a lot of jobs in the US. My management has decided we just don't get them, anymore, except the ones corporate have mandated.

rae wrote:

Yup. They don't legally have to give you breaks in a lot of jobs in the US. My management has decided we just don't get them, anymore, except the ones corporate have mandated.

Huh, I thought that was just in the service industry. Because I technically don't get breaks, and actually started a really shitty smoking habit long ago just BECAUSE everyone who smoked automatically got a smoke break.

oh my god have i really never told the dead dog story in here?

ok

Guy applies for planning permission for a fence around his house.

Planning refuse permission due to, let's say, legal irregularities with the house.

Guy's dog runs onto the road from his unfenced property because what are leashes/chains and is knocked down and killed

Guy loads freshly dead dog and hysterical wife and kids into car, tears arse down the county, storms into the local authority buildings, barges into Planning and fires the dead dog on the public counter, screaming that we murdered his dog.

Disco Stu wrote:

rae wrote:

Yup. They don't legally have to give you breaks in a lot of jobs in the US. My management has decided we just don't get them, anymore, except the ones corporate have mandated.

Huh, I thought that was just in the service industry. Because I technically don't get breaks, and actually started a really shitty smoking habit long ago just BECAUSE everyone who smoked automatically got a smoke break.

hahahahahano. That's any service industry job. I can't quit smoking because it's the only way I get to be off the floor for a few minutes.

Jay/Cris wrote:

CyanideTea wrote:

This happens a lot. Look, it's my job to take your money and keep this dump stocked and clean. I only get two smoke breaks and there's not even a bathroom in this tiny box. Keep up with your own stupid points.

Um. In the Netherlands, that's sort of illegal? There's got to be facilities on the premises'n stuff.

Or at least a decent bush to hide behind.

I'm from Texas. The bathroom is in the store proper. Upstairs. And I have to either wait for someone to come get me out or lock everything up and run for it. Or I'm supposed to, anyway. Fuck that shit, I don't even get insurance for working in fuel. They care more about their merchandise than their employees.

Yesterday, one of only two people at that place who actually manage to get on my nerves said the manager told her 'not to worry about' my last break; I had an entire soda and had to pee so badly it felt like my eyes were waterlogged. Had to wait for the closing clerk to come in before I made a mad dash for the loo.

I swear I should have just found their cars and pissed in the front seats.