Humorous Misspellings

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:57 pm

From a Star Wars fic:

Quote :: Closing his eyes briefly he tried to clam himself.

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Exodia's Right Leg wrote:: It's... kind of strange to have English as a second language and still have better grammar than the average American internet user.

From my experience, this is actually perfectly normal, to the point where I almost expect it! Humorous Misspellings - Page 8 611762

English (and by extension American) people seem to be the worst in the world for butchering their own language. It's shameful, really.

Back on topic: I nominate a line from Full Life Consequences: "the pants were dead".

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:09 pm

Considering that Full Life Consequences was a trollfic...

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:23 pm

Well,the thread title isn't "Humorous Unintentional Misspellings.

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:32 pm

From a Hunger Games fic:

Quote :: Peeta say's genitally patting my belly causing baby to kick hard at its father's touch.

Baby knows daddy is a pervert.

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:54 pm

Quote :: I couldn't stop the shover that ran through my body.

Must be one hell of a shove to run through your body. Either that, or you're seriously underweight.

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:43 pm

Quote :: A/N: Alas, here we are for the third chapter!

You know it's a badfic when even the author is dreading the next chapter.

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:13 pm

Quote :: They mummify, rather than having incests eat them.

I wasn't aware that eating was incestuous.

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:04 pm

Quote :: I crotch down and look at it.

Sounds physically impossible.

Quote :: A woman handing bowels of soup to people says.

Food poisoning FTW!

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:08 am

I read one oven in fanfiction, about a meteor strike, that had me laughing.

Quote :: They stared in horror as a huge firrball streaked across the sky.

Oh noes! The giant space cat has returned. And it's been licking it's fur!!!eleventy one!

Run for your lives!

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:54 am

Lady Anne wrote:

Quote :: They mummify, rather than having incests eat them.

I wasn't aware that eating was incestuous.

Probably depends on what said person is eating...

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:42 pm

I've seen this one several times:

Quote :: A tear ran down her check.

Wouldn't a tissue work better?

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Sat May 25, 2013 10:06 pm

From a church flyer left on the windshield of my car:

Quote :: Come warship with us.

God hates autocorrect.

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:10 pm

Quote :: The compartment door opened and Hermione's eyes were greeted by a mane of fire-engine read hair.

Funny--I never thought fire engines could read.

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:02 pm

From a sign I saw today:

Quote :: For Sale or Leash

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Mon May 26, 2014 11:29 am

Quote :: She wiggled her ass against the bugle in the front of his shorts.

She's just playing him.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37

Lady Anne wrote:

From a sign I saw today:

Quote :: For Sale or Leash

Buy the house, or become the landlord's bondage slave and get free rent!

Subject: Re: Humorous Misspellings Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:06 am

Lady Anne wrote:

Quote :: She wiggled her ass against the bugle in the front of his shorts.

She's just playing him.

Hahahahaha why is this so funny to me >.<

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37

She saw he was horny.....

Join date : 2014-06-03

“You’ll get yourself killed lady,” Gimli piped in.

Apparently Aragorn is female now…