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Sutremaine Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 39 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:00 pm | |
| - Mr.Doobie wrote:
- Am I the only one who finds it (at the very least) interesting that two of the three people in the centipede women? And the ones who are eating the shit are women? Attractive and young women at that?
Ehh, it's not interesting interesting. Attractive young women always suffer more on screen in horror. Even if the movie monster is something completely mindless, 90% of the whimpering and terror will be in the female characters' parts. | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:08 pm | |
| Evidently, there's a hysterically funny scene after TEH HUMEN CNTPEDEE is complete and the Dr. is like whipping the CNTPEDEE trying to train it or something. That almost made me want to watch, but yeah. Torture porn is a no. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:19 pm | |
| - Jesus. wrote:
- Not everyone carries a spare tire. :o
"Not everyone" needs to correct this. - Quote :
- Nor would they be able to figure out how to change it if they had one. I know if it were me, even if I had a spare tire, I'd be holding it going "Now what?"
Learn. | |
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Max III Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-03-05 Age : 151 Location : A very comfortable armchair
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:08 pm | |
| - Toastuh wrote:
Now I'm pretty much over it; I even made a few sketches attempting to de-scary the movie. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Those are really lovely, I had to stop reading this thread and tell you how wonderfully amusing your sketches are. And I never got to tell you, but the marble hornets ones were really cute and nice and awesome and so on as well. *cough* Right, time to stop contributing nothing and finish reading the thread! | |
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Toastuh Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-12
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:42 pm | |
| - Max III wrote:
- Toastuh wrote:
Now I'm pretty much over it; I even made a few sketches attempting to de-scary the movie. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Those are really lovely, I had to stop reading this thread and tell you how wonderfully amusing your sketches are. And I never got to tell you, but the marble hornets ones were really cute and nice and awesome and so on as well. *cough* Right, time to stop contributing nothing and finish reading the thread! Well thanks, man! That is ridiculously nice of you! I might do more for more horror movies as I watch them. | |
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Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:18 pm | |
| - Penguin wrote:
- Jesus. wrote:
- Not everyone carries a spare tire. :o
"Not everyone" needs to correct this.
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- Nor would they be able to figure out how to change it if they had one. I know if it were me, even if I had a spare tire, I'd be holding it going "Now what?"
Learn. Point is that not everyone knows how regardless of whether or not they should. So running off to find help when you have a flat tire isn't an unbelievable premise. | |
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Dr. Quinzel Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-01-13 Age : 35 Location : DeGroot Keep
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:23 pm | |
| AUUUGH. THIS IS TERRIBLAAAAARRRGH [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] No, seriously. I am usually incredibly desensitized to stuff, but after simply watching the trailer and reading about it, I feel physically ill. - Toastuh wrote:
- Now I'm pretty much over it; I even made a few sketches attempting to de-scary the movie.
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- In other news, that is the most euphemistic/symbolic chocolate bar I have ever drawn.
I am torn between [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] and [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:08 am | |
| - Dr. Quinzel wrote:
- AUUUGH. THIS IS TERRIBLAAAAARRRGH [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
No, seriously. I am usually incredibly desensitized to stuff, but after simply watching the trailer and reading about it, I feel physically ill. Tell me about it. I was nauseated for five hours after first reading this thread, and that's no exaggeration. | |
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Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:11 am | |
| I think that after hearing so much about it, you get used to it. I heard about this story weeks ago, and nearly had a visceral reaction when I READ about the must "climactic"/"controversial" part. And after a while (and after seeing the Gifs) I was just like LOL I'm not entirely sure thats where the anus is, but ok. | |
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SlyChild Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 32 Location : Ass glued to computer chair. Haven't moved in days.
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:35 pm | |
| - Cyberwulf wrote:
- Dr. Quinzel wrote:
- AUUUGH. THIS IS TERRIBLAAAAARRRGH [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
No, seriously. I am usually incredibly desensitized to stuff, but after simply watching the trailer and reading about it, I feel physically ill. Tell me about it. I was nauseated for five hours after first reading this thread, and that's no exaggeration. I think I passed the horror/nausea reaction on to you guys, because I spontaneously stopped caring Friday morning. I had trouble sleeping the night before because of it, but when I woke up, I was just...."Oh, yeah. Poop." [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Vanilla-villa Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-04-19 Location : England
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| Oh god, the trailer. I don't know whether I should be scared or amused by this thing. And '100% medically accurate'? Really? Pffff... don't make me laugh [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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OzymandiasBowie Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-03-12 Age : 33 Location : West Coast; US.
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:52 pm | |
| It was as about medically accurate as what Evangelicals teach children about the beginning of the universe. But, isn't that the way of most medical horror films? | |
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Tungsten Monk Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 36 Location : Cedar Rapids, IA
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:29 pm | |
| You know, I think the thing that really squicks me about "Human Centipede" is the real-world parallels. The creepy-ass doctor makes me think of all those weird folks who fap to rubber animals getting blown up, or people getting eaten alive, or dragons fucking cars. And worse, you just know that someone, somewhere, is getting off to that film. That's the scary part. | |
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Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:07 pm | |
| - Tungsten Monk wrote:
- You know, I think the thing that really squicks me about "Human Centipede" is the real-world parallels. The creepy-ass doctor makes me think of all those weird folks who fap to rubber animals getting blown up, or people getting eaten alive, or dragons fucking cars.
Ok, what. | |
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Tungsten Monk Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 36 Location : Cedar Rapids, IA
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:18 pm | |
| - Bamshalam wrote:
- Tungsten Monk wrote:
- You know, I think the thing that really squicks me about "Human Centipede" is the real-world parallels. The creepy-ass doctor makes me think of all those weird folks who fap to rubber animals getting blown up, or people getting eaten alive, or dragons fucking cars.
Ok, what. Awww, c'mon, you don't remember this classic? (Copies only--the originals have apparently been taken down, possibly out of shame. Very, very NWS.) | |
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Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:33 pm | |
| HAAAAAAA
BRB SENDING THAT TO EVERYONE I KNOW | |
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Sutremaine Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 39 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:06 pm | |
| Image 3 is the best, it's so arty.
"Oh, a dragon at sunset, that's not too IS THAT A CAR AND OH MY GOD WHAT" | |
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Tungsten Monk Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 36 Location : Cedar Rapids, IA
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:22 pm | |
| - Bamshalam wrote:
- HAAAAAAA
BRB SENDING THAT TO EVERYONE I KNOW Bam, your avatar just made that too frickin' adorable. It's like the Genie of Bad Porn Redistribution. She's just so happy to be convincing a dozen people that there is no good in the world! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:42 pm | |
| - Tungsten Monk wrote:
- Bamshalam wrote:
- Tungsten Monk wrote:
- You know, I think the thing that really squicks me about "Human Centipede" is the real-world parallels. The creepy-ass doctor makes me think of all those weird folks who fap to rubber animals getting blown up, or people getting eaten alive, or dragons fucking cars.
Ok, what. Awww, c'mon, you don't remember this classic? (Copies only--the originals have apparently been taken down, possibly out of shame. Very, very NWS.) OH HELL, I thought I'd blocked that out of my mind. The memories are flooding back. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:59 am | |
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pirategrrl Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 41 Location : In badfic land.
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:18 am | |
| Okay, why are these dragons having sex with cars again? Why do these even EXIST?!
No, no.... I should just hush, not question and enjoy, right? Or at least to the best of my ability...
As for the Human centipede I kind of really want to see it now. I'm counting on it being as horrible as you say, however, and will hold you all accountable if there's one bit that doesn't suck. | |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:03 pm | |
| I can't imagine why it exists, I can't understand why anyone would want to make it in the first place, and I sure's hell don't wanna see it.
Of course, I never felt that there was any need for more than one 'Saw' or 'Hostel' movie, either.
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pirategrrl Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-12-24 Age : 41 Location : In badfic land.
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:44 am | |
| - Rabid Badger wrote:
- Of course, I never felt that there was any need for more than one 'Saw' or 'Hostel' movie, either.
Word. They've made way too many Saw movies. They've ruined it. The first one is by far the best one and with each subsequent one they've gotten worse and worse and worse and worse (how many are there now? Six? *counts* Okay, two more) worse and worse.... and (one to grow on) worse. | |
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Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:39 am | |
| Dragons fucking cars is waaaay cooler than people eating shit imho. | |
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WD40 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2010-02-15 Age : 43 Location : land of broken dreams
| Subject: Re: The Human Centipede Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:46 am | |
| I'll just leave this here | |
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