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moonpie

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PostSubject: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptyMon Jun 21, 2010 6:29 pm

Wand Play
So I found this gem of a fic on the uber pit. I can't really describe it, so I'm just going to post the link and get crack-a-lackin'.

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I ran my hands down and stroked Draco's bulging cock before undoing his pants and sliding my hand down into his under wear and it was electric as I wrapped my fingers around his rock hard throbbing cock and I moaned.
I'm going to assume that the nameless narrator is moaning because she is dying. The cause of death? It is in fact twofold: 1. Electric Penis 2. She got hit by her own run on sentence. Also, keep an eye on the phrase "rock hard throbbing cock" it pops up a couple of times.

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I loved the feel of his rock hard throbbing cock and believe me he got really hard. Draco climbs on top of Hermione and slides his rock hard throbbing cock into her soaking wet pussy. She responds with a hug and deep tongue plunging kiss. All the time she is wearing her rubber gloves and she makes sure she gets then wet from her cunt and then cumsoaked by his rock hard throbbing cock.
I think I may have just gotten whiplash from that point of view change. Also, hate to break it to you Hermione, but if you are cumsoaked, gloves aren't going to do you much good.

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Harry and Draco were both sucking each other off. Hermione was bored so she grabbed Sirius' corpse and turned him into an inferi. He turned into a dog and shoved his massive rock hard throbbing, rotten dog cock up Hermione's butt.
Okay, where the hell are they? Sirius' body doesn't exist as it fell through the curtain. Are they in another universe? But we really shouldn't be to hard on Hermione, I know whenever I get bored I have hot animalistic sex with the reanimated body of my father figure [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Hermione came. He came, squirting rotting blood and cum all over the place. Hermione eagerly licked the delicious mess up.
She had better lick it up, don't you know that there are celibate kids in India!

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Watch as the horny Slytherin plays with the Gryffindor juicy tits and soaking wet pussy before banging her pussy with his rock hard throbbing cock and leaving his creamy load all over her chubby mature body.
Watch, as I saw the body of a fanbrat in half!

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Her tiny bikini bottom clad ass hung beautifully into his face like a pink and yellow balloon suspended in mid air as she slobbed up and down on his rock hard throbbing cock.
And then she floated away and this fic was over. I think slobbed might be the most disgusting onomatopoeia I've heard to date.

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He could hear her gagging as she shoved his member down her tiny throat as he occasionally slid his hands inside the bikini bottom and slipped a finger inside of her tight moist pussy. All the time she is wearing her rubber gloves and she makes sure she gets then wet from her cunt and then cumsoaked by his rock hard throbbing cock. All the time she is wearing her rubber gloves and she makes sure she gets then wet from her cunt and then cumsoaked by his rock hard throbbing cock.
I think they ran into some trouble with the copy and paste button while typing one handed, just saying.

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I unzipped him and got straight to work on his cock, deep throating his rock hard throbbing cock right down to his sweet balls. It made me so hot and horny that I needed his cock in me immediately. Luna is a sexy newbie who arrived to her first ever porn shooting not suspecting that a throbbing, rock-hard cock is already waiting for her. She fills her mouth with Harry's thick throbbing rock hard cock. This gets his blood pumping and hers!
Okay, now they're at a porn set. A porn set with dead bodies lying about. Maybe Voldemort has a weird uncle that makes amateur porn on the side. As they keep picking up new characters I can only surmise that they are driving. GET OUT OF THE PEDO VAN WHILE YOU STILL CAN DAMMIT!

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See a hot Draco taking two cocks in his warm mouth at once as the other guys stroke his rock-hard throbbing cock before they take turns kissing, sucking and rimming each other before the shoot ends in an explosive multiple cumshot all over the passive twink's face and chest!

Who are these other men and where are the disembodied penii coming from?
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Harry shouted “SURPRISE BUTTSEX” before running up behind his bushy haired friend and shoving his rock hard throbbing cock up her gaping asshole.
Her asshole gaped in surprise

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“Your cock sucking skills are... most acceptable, Miss Granger,” Snape said silkily as Granger polished his rock hard throbbing cock. He began cumming, spraying cum all over her face and her bushy hair turned white as he kept cumming. Snape squirted gallons of cum everywhere and hermione moaned in pleasure as she was covered in cum. She began sucking his rock hard throbbing cock. Snape came again, spraying more cum everywhere. “Ten points to Gryffindor” shouted the Potions Master, screaming in pleasure as he came again and again, his rock hard throbbing cock squirting cum like a firehose.
So Snape has now been picked up by the pedo van. He then comes so much that he shrivles up like a raisen and dies. That or his balls are the size of beach balls to hold that much semen.

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IT'S JUST AMAZING WATCHING THIS AGED PLUMP PROFESSOR GETTING TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL AND BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON A ROCK HARD THROBBING COCK! "That's what I want to hear,"
And that's the tagline of the porno that Voldie's weird Uncle Ned makes out of the back of his van.

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The crowd roars, the Slytherin sex god again adjusts his now solid rock hard throbbing cock
And now they're in a stadium. Also, Dumbledore got involved somewhere down the line but I'm not entirely sure where or how.

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Well, I'm sure you don't need me to spell out any more of the ensuing action… Finally I would add her perfume and make up and then prance around the house looking at myself in the mirror. Then I would wank my rock hard throbbing cock before undressing, taking a hot shower and going to work.
Just another day in the life of our nameless shapeshifting narrator [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Draco than turned into a Veela Monster and whipped out his massive three foot long rock hard throbbing cock. He shoved in through the mudblood's ass, and it poped out the other end so Harry could suck the tip.
*non sequitor no jutsu* Also, the other end of what?

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he then took some lotion and rubbed on my tight little ass, he then slowly slid his huge fat rock hard throbbing cock deep inside me, I must say it was a very tight fit and it hurt at first, but once I got into it It felt SOOO fucking good, I walked back over to the two thestrals and began licking my mistress again as Saphira wrapped her muzzle around my rock hard, throbbing cock.
THE END!!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] of chapter 1 [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Yup, there's for chapters of this horse shit to slog through, and I already have no idea what's going on. Also, by my count "rock hard throbbing cock" was used 78 times, if this were a drinking game, I'd be dead.
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PostSubject: Re: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptyMon Jun 21, 2010 7:32 pm

Obvious troll is obvious. <-- Tired turn of phrase is tired.

Hilarious, though. I do like a good suprise buttsex. That's just fucking classic.

Also, hey, this is just funny:

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IT'S JUST AMAZING WATCHING THIS AGED PLUMP PROFESSOR
GETTING TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL AND BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON A ROCK HARD
THROBBING COCK! "That's what I want to hear,"
And that's the tagline of the porno that Voldie's
weird Uncle Ned makes out of the back of his van.

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PostSubject: Re: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptyMon Jun 21, 2010 9:37 pm

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Her tiny bikini bottom clad ass hung beautifully into his face like a
pink and yellow balloon suspended in mid air as she slobbed up and down
on his rock hard throbbing cock.

At "bikini bottom" all I could think about was Spongebob Squarepants jumping in on the gory awful sex. lol

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She had better lick it up, don't you know that
there are celibate kids in India!
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Also, maybe I missed this, but why was there not a single wand used in a story titled "Wand Play"? That was... disappointing.
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moonpie

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PostSubject: Re: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptyMon Jun 21, 2010 9:40 pm

I know right? You have to thank God for small blessings.
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PostSubject: Re: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptyTue Jun 22, 2010 6:37 am

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WARNING: Abuse, Anal, Angst, Anthro, AU/AR, BDSM, Beast, Bi, Bigotry,
B-Mod, Bond, BP, CBT, Contro, Crossover, CS, Death, D/A, D/s, Dom, DP,
Exhib, F/F, F/M/M, Fet, Fist, F/D, H/C, HJ, Herm, Humil, Inc, Language,
M/F, M/F/F, M/M, MC, M/s, MCD, MiCD, Moresome, MPreg, N/C, Nec, OC,
Oral, Other, Peg, Preg, PWP, Racist, Rim, Rom, S&M, Scat, SH, SI,
Slave, SoloF, SoloM, Spank, Tent, Tort, Toys, Trans, UST, Violence,
Voy, VS, WAFF, WD, WIP, WS, Xeno, Yaoi, Yuri
Oh god, we're in for a treat [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptyTue Jun 22, 2010 8:34 am

Vanilla-villa wrote:
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WARNING: Abuse, Anal, Angst, Anthro, AU/AR, BDSM, Beast, Bi, Bigotry,
B-Mod, Bond, BP, CBT, Contro, Crossover, CS, Death, D/A, D/s, Dom, DP,
Exhib, F/F, F/M/M, Fet, Fist, F/D, H/C, HJ, Herm, Humil, Inc, Language,
M/F, M/F/F, M/M, MC, M/s, MCD, MiCD, Moresome, MPreg, N/C, Nec, OC,
Oral, Other, Peg, Preg, PWP, Racist, Rim, Rom, S&M, Scat, SH, SI,
Slave, SoloF, SoloM, Spank, Tent, Tort, Toys, Trans, UST, Violence,
Voy, VS, WAFF, WD, WIP, WS, Xeno, Yaoi, Yuri
Oh god, we're in for a treat [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Is that combination even possible without creating some kind of porn singularity?
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PostSubject: Re: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptyTue Jun 22, 2010 1:23 pm

So chapter two is most lovingly titled The Butt Eaters, I [quote]kind of wish I have a slow clap smiley. Instead of "rock hard throbbing cocks" the buzz word of the day is "gaping asshole," oh joy!


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Harry spreads his gaping asshole. She applies her sweet wet tongue around his brown hole and licks it in a circular moves. Then she shoves her tongue into his gaping asshole while fondling his thick throbbing cock at the same time. This is lethal combination and her fucker sprays the content of his swollen balls all over her happy face! Draco shows his gaping asshole and stuffs it with a huge dildo.
So apparently Hermione has both a tongue made out of Laffy Taffy and a face that can be in two places at once.

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The famous Slytherin Seducer sucks his Gryffindor lovers dick and fucks his gaping asshole. He took his huge cock and bent it back and started inserting it into his gaping asshole. He must have lodged six inches of his cock into his ass. The Gryffindor bookworm bends him over and spreads his ass cheeks, spitting into his gaping asshole before ramming her huge dick up his tight ass. With a dildo up his ass that he rides like a rodeo cowboy giving us a great look at his gaping asshole.
Two Dicks One Asshole [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Has anyone seen that old photo of Dumbledore, kneeling in a chair with two cocks stuck in his gaping asshole and one in his mouth?
No, no I haven't. This actually kind of pisses me off. Ever since JKR said that Dumbeldore was gay, all these little fanbrats have taken gay=manslut.

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If he were in bed with me, I'd be too afraid of being sucked into his gaping asshole like ants in a vacuum to really enjoy anything else.
Apparently Harry's asshole is a hungry hungry monster that feeds on the bodies of his ex lovers.

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See him eat the thick man goo out of his gaping asshole in the full scene over at Hogwarts. Finished with the carrot Draco stood up and took the screwdriver in his hand then he stuck the handle inside his gaping asshole. Draco slowly worked the handle in and out stretching his tight ass. Her friend appeared to have smeared peanut butter on his balls and Hermione was agressively licking it off as he gently moved his hand in and out of his gaping asshole. Unable to contain her anger, she stepped into the room, her robe billowing open as she moved quickly towards the desk.
Obviously Uncle Ned's van has stopped at Hogwarts, but good God man, where are all of these props coming from? Also, I'm sorry but your butt-hole can't be both tight and gaping at the same time, it is a physical impossibility as assholes are not in fact drawstring bags.

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Professor McGonagall shoved her large cock up Lupin's gaping asshole. Hot shemale cock penetrates warewolf ass! The warewolf snarled and howled before ripping the arm off of a hufflepuff. The Transfiguration professor came in the wolf's gaping asshole, and began jerking its massive cock off. The wolf came several times. It howled in pleasure before ramming its huge cock up Professor Flitwick's. He then bit him. Flitwick screamed in pleasure as he came and turned into a warewolf. They then began raping all the others with their massive wolf cocks and spraying cum in everybody's gaping asshole.
Those Hufflepuffs really can't catch a break.

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Muscle Slytherin Sex God showing his gaping asshole · Real pureblood playing his nice dick.
Almost everything the nameless narrator says would make an awesome fetish porno tagline.

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The issue is not whether Harry will suck his cock, the issue is rather if Harry will swallow his lovely Slytherin boyfriend Dracos load after he screws his gaping asshole before bringing his dirty dick to his hungry mouth! Harry then licks up the brown, shit-smelling semen and rare walks in and eats it and pan along with it, then realizes he wants to redecorate and get new curtains for his gaping asshole that also eats everything in sight, His new curtains make him feel very special so he decides purchase a whale because it is the only thing that makes him look skinny.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Yeah, absolutly no idea what just happened. I think the whale from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy may have just made a guest appearance.

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Hermione put on her otter fursuit and Harry began sucking her furry furcock. She came spraying wet otterseed everywhere. Draco came up behind and came in her gaping furhole before giving her furcock a handjob. Harry joined in and they both shoved their furcocks up her gaping asshole.
This definitly makes me want to call Troll, either way it made me giggle.

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Professor Snape put on a condom and lubed his cock.
This is the first time that a condom or lube has been used properly, it's a nice gesture but kind of pointless by now.

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The Dark Lord, Lord Voldemort rams his 16 inch cock up his gaping asshole.
The penis is now somewhere in his lower intestine. Is it a bad sign that I have lost track of whose penii are in whose orifices?

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Dobby spread his gaping asshole open. The students cheered and began shoving everything they could find up the house elf's gaping asshole. The little slut screamed in pleasure as he came, squirting cum out of his little shriveled penis. Four ravenclaws decided to see how many cocks they could fit. They fit all four of their cocks easily, plut FIVE dildo's! That's one experiences house elf. Lucius Malfoy showed them how it's done, whipping out his massive five foot long log and jamming it up the squealing house elf's gaping asshole. He came, spraying gallons of cum into the little elf's body. Cum squirted from the little creature's mouth, ears, and gaping asshole. Dobby squealed in pain before cumming again himself.
Yeah, nothing to say here other than [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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got back on the bed, slut’s head immediately plunging back into my pussy.
She then suffocated, it was extremely tragic

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For the first time I notice Dumbledore's cock is erect. Despite his gaping asshole - maybe because of it, who knows - he has also been turned on by the little orgy that has occurred in the Great Hall.
Okay, they're in the great hall. There is no way that can be up to code. I mean seriously, food is prepared there. Has nobody read The Jungle?

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He screamed loudly as the baby was pushed from his gaping asshole and blew his load spraying wet seed all over the Hospital Wing. Madam Pomfrey did not like what she saw at all, the poor child was being systematically tortured by the school. She suspected that the boy's gaping asshole was not a condition caused by anything that had happened this afternoon.
SUPRISE ASSBABY!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] *passes out phallic cigars* Stay tuned for the next thrilling chapter
Also, "gaping asshole" was used a grand total of 77 times


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Alright, so chapter three,Potions Class . I've got my supplies ready: brain soap, dramamine, and an old French punk rock record. Let the sporking begin!
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He was a bit surprised when she started jerking him off with her feet, but the feeling was intensively arousing, so he played along while watching her finger her foot pussy, until he sprayed cum on feet of this sexy mudblood.
Was he suprised that she was randomly jerking him off or that she was using her vagina...on her feet. Also the buzzword for today is sprayed cum. I considered pulling a Pee-wee Herman and screaming everytime the author used it, but my throat would long ago melted like a nazi face in an Indiana Jones movie.

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He whirled around like a fire hose that was out of control and he sprayed piss everywhere. The mudblood came so loud the windows were shaking, and she smiled while he sprayed cum on her pretty face.
Umm, correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure it is physically impossible for guys to cum and pee at the same time. Also, fire hose penis [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] nuff said.

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he sprayed cum all over my friend’s squirming cunt.
In an attempt to escape from the bad fic, Hermione's vag sprouted legs like an insect and tried to run away.

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He sprayed cum all over her pussy and finally gasped, "oh yeah! Man that was one great fuck, Miss Granger."
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Alan Rickman is not pleased.

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Sticking his cock in her mouth, pussy, and ass, he sprayed cum all over the student all thanks to his simple tagline, “Lay back and relax!”
Objection! It is against regulation to use a time turner to fuck a girl three different ways, ten points from Slytherin!

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We checked over her and while i was walking behind her she sprayed blood. PURE BOOD out of her feminine parts!
Poor virginal author, that's not how periods work. Our vaginas don't work like old faithful.

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Well after riding the cock the Grffindor slut opened her mouth and gave another blowjob and after a few minutes Draco pulled out his cock and sprayed cum all over her pretty face!
"I will never forget you, Penis, who could not be broken." Kudos to whoever gets that reference.

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Death Eaters of all ages, one young lad in his early twenties caught my eye one day, trackies and a nice sized cock, funnily enough he was enjoying pleasuring his hole with a lubed wand (presume it had been washed) he sprayed cum all over me when I wanked him. I had to go into my mission job covered in cum.
And there, ladies and gentlemen, after three long chapters is the first mention of wand play. Remember, always wash your wand first, because hygeine is highly important when jamming a stick of wood up your asshole.

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She opened her mouth again, but the man was to oblivious to aim. He sprayed cum all over her face and hair. Hermione moved her face from side to side a little, all the while keeping her mouth open and her tongue out.
If all the rain drops were lemon drops and gumdrops [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
This chapter clocks in at an even 80 mentions of spraying cum
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I know have visions of the author combing meticulously through the story, muttering "I gotta use the phrase 'spraying cum' at least 80 times in this chapter and, dammit, I'm only up to 77!"
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PostSubject: Re: Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW   Traveling Harry Potter Orgy really NSFW EmptySun Jun 27, 2010 2:18 pm

So chapter four is called The Unforgettable Curse, which I can only assume is refering to the chapter.


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With a roar of excitement, he rammed his cock upward one last time and held her tight against him as she writhed her hips. It was obvious they were both coming and from experience I could imagine her cunt muscles clenching his spurting cock and encouraging it to ejaculate every last drop of spunk. Draco came again. This was the 100th time so only blood came out but it was good enough and Hermione and Harry came too, also squirting blood everywhere. They all gobbled up the blood cum and moaned in pleasure.
Um, I think if you're cumming blood it's time to stop, maybe?


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Snape gave them all potions so they could continue fucking and they were good again. Draco and Harry came immediately, covering the mudblood sluts face in fresh, sticky cum.
Oh, well...good for you.


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I sucked his cock for 35mints and did not leave until he cum believe me he cum 2 table spoon cum in my mount and I drank all his cum, it was so nice taste.
You know you're a slut when you're turning tricks for breath mints.


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"Well, Harry? Did it felt good?" – She asked, while jacking him off to keep him erected.
“I have a cousin I suck and sit on his cock and drank all his cum and its so cooooooool“
I knew it! Draco's a valley girl.Like, ohemgee, oral sex!


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He held his erect tool in his hand and started shagging. I could not control and started sucking his cock. I drank all his cum while he was running his hands all over my body. His cock swelled up like a frog and Hermione moaned again. She jerked faster and her mouth sucked harder and he shot a fiery load of jism into her mouth. She gulped and gulped fast and drank all his cum, wad after wad. His big, gushing cock made her feel warm all over.
It's a fire breathing frog penis.


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The Slytherin Sex God smirked as we both fought for the privilege of sucking his big juicy cock. “Bend over, mudblood,” Draco said. I did and he began smacking my ass. I began to shit and Draco grabbed the turd and smeared it on my face.
You know, generally poo finger painting is reserved for toddlers.


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He went right through me, and the head stick through my pussy. Harry began lucking the cumsoaked head as Draco thrust through me.
Come for the sex, stay for the complementary piercings.


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Voldemort grabbed Lupin. The werewolf struggled in vain as the Dark Lord's massive cock impaled him. Voldemort thrust back and forth into the wolf's gaping asshole. He showed no mercy as he pounded the werewolf's ass. Voldemort screamed suddenly as Hagrids cosmic ten foot long log penetrated his asshole. Hagrid pounded the Dark Lord furiously, tearing his rectum apart. He then blew his load, shooting cum like a fire hose and ripping both Voldemort and Lupin apart, spraying blood, guts, and jizz everywhere.
Like a meat bag piniata!


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I gagged and choked as his cock hammered deep into my throat. I realized that he had already fucked me before because I could taste my pussy on his cock as he thrust it repeatedly into my mouth, causing me to gag and groan.
"Wait just one gosh darn second! I've tasted that pussy before, you cut in line didn't you. Well that's just not fair, back of line sir, wait your turn."


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When Harry pushed his cock back at the thestral it slid in a lot easier. The thestral made a grunting noise as Harry rammed his cock all the way in. He started pulling it out and ramming it back in as hard as he could.
That must look really odd to someone who hasn't seen death. Harry just standing there, humping the air.


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". Dumbledore threw me on the table and i opened my legs really wide for him. "fuck me professor" he rammed his cock inside my tight wet little virgin cunt.
Okay, there is no way you are a virgin in any sense of the term, hate to burst your bubble/non existent hymen.


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"GET READY TO EAT MY CUM YOU FILTHY SLUT!!!!" He yelled. He rammed his cock balls deep into her throat and started to spray his sperm into it."

"OHHHHH!!! FUCK!!!!! OHHHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!!!! CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed as he dumped his load down his students throat.
So, that's supposed to be Dumbledore, have fun with that image. I think the author's caps lock and exclamation point permits need to be revoked.


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"HMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!" Luna moaned around his cock as her own orgasm came crashing down on her. I felt his cock swell up and he rammed his cock way up my ass and i could feel the warm feeling when he cummed
The tragic orgasm crash killed five and injured twelve. Thanks Luna, learn to control yourself!

And so ends chapter four. I thought this would be the end but the author just uploaded two more chapters. Joy of joys, you are stuck with me for a bit longer.
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So chapter five is called Chaser or Keeper? I have to admit an extremely naïve part of me still hopes that the HP gang will just get together in this chapter and play a nice game of Quidditch, a girl can dream right?
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Draco pounded his ass until his cock exploded in a geyser of cum.
Crap. I would also like to note that this entire chapter is one giant text block, I had to put on my metaphorical rain boots just to slog through it
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Performing some nasty blowjobs and anal fucking, these two students definitely enjoy the wild sex they’re doing.
Well, at least somebody is.
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Then all of a sudden, he became to sound like farting and squirted creamy wet cum out of his ass.
I was wondering where I left my mayo jar!
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. I came cum
Say that five times fast.
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his asshole gripping my dick so tight it felt as if it was trying to swallow my body whole,
It is, Harry’s ass actually has a black hole lodged somewhere up it.
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Voldemort sucked the boy-who-lived’s tongue into his mouth and pounded his ass without mercy. He did not want to kill this kid;
Well then, I guess all the violence of the last seven books was just an honest misunderstanding. Voldie never actually wanted to kill Harry, he just wanted to fuck his brains out!
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Then Draco began to squirt into his own mouth.
Ah, every teenage boy’s dream! I had no idea Draco was so flexible, kudos to him.
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Jets of my ball honey shot into the condom as I pounded his hungry ass.
Ball honey is actually quite good on toast.
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Each time I thought about how I had settled for fucking my horcruxes only made me ram him deeper and harder.
How exactly would that work? Voldie would pretty much be soul fucking a tiara.
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He squirmed in discomfort as I began fucking him, He cried out in pain from under the tape as I pounded his ass. I would have caught his foot on one of those sloppy kicks, threw him on the floor and ground and pounded his ass till he could see through both of eyes. They struggled against each for several minutes. Draco pounded his ass up and down against Harry's cock and balls trying in vain to make the man release him. It made Harry want to cum all over him. Voldemort pounded his ass, moaning and pushing Dumbledore’s crotch into the controls again and again, setting random coordinates. “Santorum” moaned Dumbledore but the wand would only accept these requests from the Dark Lord anyway and he screamed with pleasure and pain as Voldemort spanked his withered old ass red raw.
Yeah, my best guess as to what’s going on here is that they’re having sex in a TARDIS. If anybody has a better idea, let me know.
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My breathing became eradicate.
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He fired spurts of thick cum that splashed on the floor like torpedoes at sea.
Thus the real cause of the BP spill was revealed.
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Ron really sucked up to us but it was his ass that made him Mr. Popular! We pounded his ass into submission and made him beg for more. I spent a delightful morning reading the Prophet while the mudblood loving weasel pinched his cock and balls with colored clothespins, then pounded his ass raw with a black leather paddle.
Oh that Ron! Always getting into shenanigans.
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"Yes. That is it. Fuck me. Make me cum," Harry said.
For you see Harry had recently been replaced with a robot!
So there’s chapter five. For the record, “ass pounding” was mentioned 64 times, I think the author is loosing their touch.
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They may be losing their touch, but it's clear they already lost their mind. Shocked
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Chapter six is called Care of Magical Creatures, I sense scary bestiality in my future.

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"It's OK," I assured him. "I'm horny as hell too, and we may as well help each other out." I gently pumped his cock a couple times and he sighed and turned toward me a little. I think he was beginning to like it. But for now I was taking him with my tongue, feeling his asshole relax and invite me in.
Come right on in and make yourself at home and I'll get you a nice cup of lemonade. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I'm sorry, I had to do it and I respect myself way less for making that joke.

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"Oh no you don't, lover-boy." Ginny cried joyfully. As I stayed on the stallion he began to moan low and I felt his shaft grow thicker. I wrapped my lips around his head and pumped his shaft. I felt his body tense and his precum flow from the head of his cock. I sucked the head hard then felt his sticky hot sperm filling my mouth. As I pumped his cock thru my hand he fed me more of his seed and I swallowed it all as I bobbed my head on his cock. I pumped his shaft squeezing as much of his delicious seed from him as I could. He first pumped his huge rod down her throat and then he stuffed it in her pussy to bang her nice and rough! Hermione moved away to give the unicorn all the room he needed.
I thought they were talking about Harry for most of this. Turns out the girls are just taking part in some good old fashioned unicorn humping!

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The next twenty minutes I got fucked in the ass by the stallion.
Aren't unicorns supposed to be the most innocent and gentle of creatures in HP? This is just wrong on so many levels.

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The pain was intense as his balls pumped his come in me. He gently pushed in and out of me for a few seconds as he helped all his semen filled sperm leaked out of his cock into my ass.
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I started to munch on the shit in my bowl. Licking and chewing on bits of mine and his shite. Sudden there was a pressure on the back of my head, and my face was pushed into the bowl. Shit squached onto my face. The next thing i felt was my hole being proded and then streched as his cock slid into my shitty hole. My shit acting as lube, he plunged straight in, making me gasp. But he just pressed my face down into my bowl of shit again, and pushed as deep as he could. I continued to eat as he pumped his hard cock into my ass. The smell of shit was ripe in the air, and the taste even stonger in my mouth. My face was plastered in shit.
I know we're supposed to "recycle, reuse, renew" and whatnot, but this is just ridiculous.

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She swallowed as much as she could, but some still dribbled out of her mouth and onto Ginny's red pussy lips.
I'm pretty sure vaginas aren't supposed to be scarlet. Unless... Snatchstick! Lipstick for Snatches! I'll make a fortune .*runs off to patent office*

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"Arrghhh!", he cried, and suddenly, Hagrid shot his entire cum load up inside my ass. I could feel his cum swirl around inside me like it was an ocean tide! As he pulled his cock out, gushes of his boy-cream flowed out of my ass
I think any sex a full blood human had with Hagrid would result in immediate death. You know you have too much cum in your ass when it starts rising and retreating with the moon.

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The dementor pumped his cock into my ass with perfect precision: like that of a well-oiled piston in the ship’s engines. He fucked me long and hard for about 10 minutes. ‘Mmm’ I replied. ‘Feel it rub against your lips’.

He nodded and pumped his cock harder into me.

‘Would you like to suck it?’ I asked. ‘Run your tongue all over it?’

He nodded enthusiastically and we both ground our hips together until we climaxed simultaneously. He gripped his cloak as he pumped his cock deep in and out of her cunt. Pump deep and pump fast to delay the cumming. He Kissed her and sweated in the humid night. He pumped his cock up her pussy time and time again. Her soulless body was getting close to orgasm, but he wasnt. He pumped faster and faster.
I think dementor sex is what I would see if ever confronted with a boggart.

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His cum was sweet and his cock was spent.
Sweet cum takes diabetes to a whole nother level.

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I felt the head of his cock stop at the end of my rectum. I was in disbelief that his cock was so long that it filled me all the way up
If you hit the train tracks and the "Here there be Monsters" sign, you've gone too far.

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As he felt her begin to cum, his own orgasm approaching, he slid out of her asshole with a plopping sound and furiously pumped his cock until it spewed thick hot jets of cum all over her gaping asshole and buns.
So ends chapter six, charming.
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So the seventh chapter of Wand Play, Sorting Ceremony, is currently the final chapter the author has out. So for the time being I am just about done with this hogshit! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] So, on we go.

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The ladies are having a great time as they fondle that raging cock and trying to drain the naked Slytherin Slut out of his bodily fluids.
Sooo, are these lovely ladies vamps, or do they just have some weird dehydration fetish?

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Her orgasm countered mine and she tightened around my member like a G-clamp on a piece of wood, extracting every ounce from my raging manhood.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]This is a G-clamp, better known as a C-clamp. It is used to pin wood into place on a bench while you drill or saw it. You do not want one of these anywhere near your junk, it would probably leave you singing for the Italian opera if you get my drift.

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Hermione moaned and gasped at this. One student went underneath put his cock in her ass, one put his cock in her mouth and the last student put his cock in her pussy. There was a lot of grinding, and sucking and tit licking and moaning.
Back in my day, potions class never devolved into senseless gangbanging! *Shakes fist at younguns desecrating her oldest fandom*

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Hermione was left like that all cummed on and laid out for anyone to see in her drunken state.
You know you've had too much to drink when you wake up naked, in a dungeon, covered in several brands of cum.

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After ten minutes he started to walk towards the bedroom while she was hanging upside down.
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She thrilled to the juxtaposition. He was to her like an exotic animal and she wanted him with an opposite and equal animal desire.
Someone has no idea what juxtaposition is! So, she wanted really badly not to have sex with him?

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I was an innocent Gryffindor, Pansy had just turned 18, I was sleeping over at her common room, Draco was also there, we started talking about sex, she told me about how she'd lost her virginity the day before to her boyfriend Blaise, she told me it was the most amazing thing although it had hurt a little when he first put his cock in her pussy, we laughed and I told her that I'd never really had a boyfriend. Draco slowly put his cock in her pussy and picked her up. "Yeah, do you want to ride that cock and let two more cocks enter your pussy?" Draco questioned her.
WOAH! Pause for a minute here. How did we jump from a giggly girl talk to sex? The sad thing is, this is the closest semblance to plot in the whole fic.

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“Oh NO DADDY” Luna shouted. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING”????

” I am going to fuck you”. Xenophallus slapped her on the ass and put his cock in her pussy a little.
In greek, I believe Xeno-phallus= new penis.

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The ambiguous term so I chose the dog and sensed the door. Harry had put his cock in her breasts, her and it made the bed some straddling very gently and let her it had wiggled her blouse and I told me that he gave Sirius was alright in it and she jumped our drinks and then started get a short glimpse of forming and mixed us a drink. I guess I did it because I had spied on him fucking Professor Snape a few times and seen him put his cock in his pussy. But at the time I didn't think about those things. I just grabbed his cock and held it against my pussy.
Even sentence structure has commited suicide to get out of this fic.

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This 5-person daisy chain was definitely the wildest thing any of these snooty Slytherin swingers had ever done, and it got all of them off in short order.
Well, there go my childhood memories of making flower crowns, now every time I think about it I'm just gonna see a writhing mass of naked bodies.

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"One of the best ways a woman shows a man she loves him is to let him put his cock in her pussy."

"Really, Professor?" she said with disbelief.
Goodness gracious golly-gosh Professor, I had no idea!

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Hermione look so sexy with her diamond butt plug in her tight ass hole when her boy friend put his cock in her pussy and fuck this Gryffindor bitch.
I bet her anal beads have rims.

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immediately knew that he was going to have to pound some pussy tonight or he wouldn't be able to sleep. Maybe more than one pussy.
It's just like a glass of warm milk really.

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he then put 3 finger in her pussy and found her g-spot and started to push on her g while licking her clit
Apparently Hermione has a flashing red button that reads "G-spot, push here for orgasm"

So ends chapter seven. I just...I just feel so empty inside. I think I'm going to go take a scalding shower.
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You know-I have a hunch that roughly 99.9% of what the author's describing is anatomically impossible, unless you're dealing with a troup of professional acrobats.
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My eyes are glossing over which is a shame because this shit is hilarious.
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If the troll hadn't tried quite so hard, this would be less obvious as a troll work and funnier as well.

A bunch of the passages sound very much like they were created with an automatic sentence-generating program.

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Plug in names, other words, and a few choice phrases (I think we can guess which ones) and generate away, then do a bit of editing to make it worse. Any ideas about which program was used?
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Hermione came. He came, squirting rotting blood and cum all over the place. Hermione eagerly licked the delicious mess up.

I'm laughing way too hard at that, for some reason.
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Umm... Is there some kinda porn physics law that allows spontaneous gender change or something?

Honestly, approx. 5-8 characters including the narrator change genders.

Fuck...

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"Ok, so who cast Cummus Maximus Perpetium, Penis Rigidium Perpetium, & Penis Enlargium Maxima, spells on Draco Malfroy...? Was it you, Potter...? or was it you, Grainger...?"
The Ghost of Dumbledore...
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I sucked his cock for 35mints and did not leave until he cum

This does not seem like a good deal to me, but maybe for the mint obsessed.
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It's going to take a helluva lot of scouring charms to clean up the aftermath of all these scenerios.
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