Let's Play: Moemon!

SirDixonDongs wrote:

hey in this day and age i am not surprised if someones never heard of foghorn leghorn anymore

I'm currently studying with a whole bunch of people who have never heard of He-Man... It made me sad...

He-Man, BTW, was the name of my Machop/champ.

I vote for "I Say" as the character name. Call the other guy anything, Gary!! seems good.

Oh and pick a Squirtle. And call him/her Turbo. Cos all tortoise/turtle looking things should be called Turbo.


There's a question, in fact. In this Moemon thing... All the pokemon are replaced by cute girls/sexy ladies, right? Does that mean we'll be hucking around a bunch of pokeballs full of adorable dickgirls? Or was LeafGreen before all that, just making 50% of the Nidorans dickgirls?

My brain goes to weird places...

Let's see...

Trainer name: GamMstr (Sorry...unoriginal)
Rival name: Packbel (Those who read my fics know why)
Starter: Squirtel the Squirtle (named after a fellow MiSTie)

I'll probably name my Gallade Savior. Again, fic based...since I have an idea about making a fic where my character gets a Gallade as his first Pokémon.

naw man make one about getting a metapod as their first

or a magikarp

either one but they should be majikully unable to evolve through the whole story

maybe a luvdisc, fuck luvdisc

WD40 wrote:

There's a question, in fact. In this Moemon thing... All the pokemon are replaced by cute girls/sexy ladies, right? Does that mean we'll be hucking around a bunch of pokeballs full of adorable dickgirls? Or was LeafGreen before all that, just making 50% of the Nidorans dickgirls?

My brain goes to weird places...

Oh, don't worry. Pokemon are gendered in Leaf Green.

I usually name my Charmander Orange, and my Bulbasaur Salat. <: BUT that's not very funny for this LP, so idk.

Edit: Yes, Magikarp is the best starter.

Lurv wrote:

Edit: Yes, Magikarp is the best starter.

Don't start talking shit about Magikarp. He scares me...

Name Pidgey or Spearow or whatever bird "Twitter"

TheHermit wrote:

Lurv wrote:

Edit: Yes, Magikarp is the best starter.

Don't start talking shit about Magikarp. He scares me...

I've seen that. I love how the other guy has an all shiny team full of legendary.

Lurv wrote:

TheHermit wrote:

Lurv wrote:

Edit: Yes, Magikarp is the best starter.

Don't start talking shit about Magikarp. He scares me...

I've seen that. I love how the other guy has an all shiny team full of legendary.

That was... Wonderful!

WD40 wrote:

Lurv wrote:

TheHermit wrote:

Lurv wrote:

Edit: Yes, Magikarp is the best starter.

Don't start talking shit about Magikarp. He scares me...

I've seen that. I love how the other guy has an all shiny team full of legendary.

That was... Wonderful!

I second that!

Frightening thing is...that shiny team is ALMOST the team I transfered to Pokémon Battle Revolution to beat it.

Only differences: Replace Darkrai, Kyogre, and Rayquaza with Zapdos, Groudon, and Palkia. I used Mewtwo, Celebi, and Ho-oh as well.

I'm sorry for posting something so image heavy. I tried to spoiler cut it but I think this post broke the cut.

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Pokémon battle! Enjoy this, this is the last time you'll see it.

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Uh hi. Where am I?

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Okay. Seriously, where the fuck am I? Who the hell are you?

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Is this real life? When is this going to be over?

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Good god, one of us must be tripping really hard because Jesus fuck that is clearly not a Pokémon.
That is a little girl.

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I - WHAT - I

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My mom was the best parent.

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That's your second strike, buddy. Your first was the little girl thing. One more and I'm calling the men
in white coats. Seriously. THAT IS YOUR GRANDSON!

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YEAH HE SURE IS EXCITING ISN'T HE?

wait who is that?

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... uh I don't really want to go anywhere with you, if that's okay, Mr. Child Abuse. I'm scared about
where you want to touch me.

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Well thank god that's over. That was a terrifying nightmare.

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THE BEST PARENT.

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Uh... I'm not really sure I want to talk to him EVER AGAIN, if it's all the same to you.

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Mom started crying about how big a failure I was. Like actually crying. And yelling. Video games
don't really qualify as being a success at life, do they? I guess I'll go to the lab. Maybe she'll stop crying
if I pretend to listen to her.

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YESSSSS! Off the hook.

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I'm starting to think that my hallucination last night was something more than a bad acid trip.

I don't think I can go home right now. I may as well take a walk.

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HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

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It had better be a fucking Pokémon, I swear to God...

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I don't really want to go anywhere with you...

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NOOOO JESUS CHRIST I DON'T WANT TO GET LOCKED IN YOUR BASEMENT.

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... oh.

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... can I go home now?

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THAT'S RIGHT, LAUGH. LAUGH AT MY ANGUISH.

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................. once again, these had fucking better be proper Pokémon.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE OTHERS? ; ;

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If it'll save her from you...

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JESUS CHRIST. I am not like a doctor or anything, but that is quite clearly not a Pokémon. In fact, I'm
pretty sure it's a small child. Like really, really sure.

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It's like some kind of horrible Japanese tentacle rape monster.

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At least this one looks like a kid in a suit, rather than some horrifying genetic abomination you made,
Mr. Child Rape.

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Hey, maybe this won't be so bad. Maybe I'll find a nice, loving home and get her to go to a proper
school. She can have dreams and a life and achieve more than just playing crappy video games!

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Oh yeah? Well at least I can tell what a Pokémon fucking is.

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What kind of world is this where rabid little girls assault people walking down the road? I want my
mommy.

Wait maybe that's a bad idea. She'll just start crying again.

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... is he inviting me to some kind of child abuse orgy?

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Uh okay... guess I'll give it a shot.

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FUCK YEAH GO TRAP. BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT TURTLE GIRL... BOY... THING.

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Fuck yeah I am the champion of little-girl-slavery-cockfighting. YEAHHHH.

What was that about giving her a nice home? LET'S BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER WHILE HAVING HER
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER GIRLS.

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I ALREADY SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR ORGY.

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Uh huh. And what happens when it decided to beat the shit out of me, then? I mean, I'm training
the damn thing to kill humans!

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Hey what the fuck is this.

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I don't remember there being a magic floating door to the netherworld in my back yard.

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Triangle.

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Teleporting triangle.

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Useful.

I totally didn't teleport it back and forth for five minutes what are you talking about?

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What.

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I miss reality making sense.

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Oh okay it's only level seven I can take it o -OH JESUS CHRIST TRAP I'M SO SORRY.

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Going in the mystery cave of doom seems like a good idea.

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This place seems safe. There's no way it could be dangerous in any way.

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This tunnel went on for a good five minutes. Without exaggeration.

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Gee, I sure hope my level six moemon can take on whatever abomination is at the end of this.

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Pfeh I bet it can. TRAP IS THE BEST LITTLE GIRL SLAVE EVER. SHE CAN KILL ANYTH-
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Oh

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Well

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Gee

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I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MURDER THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL -

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what.

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Oh please no. I never want to see that creepy rapist ever again, please Mom.

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So, like, what about organs and stuff?

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No?

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Okay then.

... I'm going to go sit over here.

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THANKS FOR PUTTING THE BURDENS OF YOUR SQUANDERED YOUTH ON ME, MOM. HAVE A NICE DAY.

I - I guess I'll go run that errand for that dude. Yeah.

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Wow! You totally look so appealing!

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RUNNING ERRANDS! You can almost taste the heroism.

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... you're a drug dealer, aren't you?

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Where is your mother!?

Wait maybe you don't want a mother.

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I MADE IT ALL HUNDRED FEET TO THE NEXT TOWN.

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Yay I made it on my epic journey to THE STORE.

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... unfortunately.

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HMM THIS SEEMS LEGIT.

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IT'S A ROAD.

NO SERIOUSLY THAT IS A ROAD.

IT IS NOT YOUR HOUSE.


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Next time on Moemon! Creepy grandpas! Drug mules! I actually catch a Moemon!

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So we actually had the choice of picking what looked like Rei, Asuka and... the middle one?

I'm glad we went with Asuka; she's my favourite.

I just had a thought. Lets call out Pidgy Loreal, for when it evolves and the crazy hair kicks in.

Just Chipper wrote:

So we actually had the choice of picking what looked like Rei, Asuka and... the middle one?

I'm glad we went with Asuka; she's my favourite.

Squirtle looks really gross in this, IMO.

It's a shame that it'll take a while before we have enough Pokémon for you guys to be able to choose my party.

Yes it can be all Magikarp if you want. Unless otherwise instructed, I'm only going to catch one of each Pokémon.

If you catch a purple Pokemon, call it Celebrian.

SirDixonDongs wrote:

naw man make one about getting a metapod as their first

or a magikarp

either one but they should be majikully unable to evolve through the whole story

maybe a luvdisc, fuck luvdisc

I once had a story idea for a trainer who traveled with a Weedle, which was completely useless. Eventually it would evolve into a Kakuna, and when it finally emerged from its shell... it would still be a Weedle.

EGG came out of its EGG!

GET A MOTHERFUCKING MISSINGNO

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btw lololololol i totally told you it made everyone talk like foghorn leghorn

Wait, can you get a Missingno in Leaf Green?

TheHedonist wrote:

Wait, can you get a Missingno in Leaf Green?

the original code for pokemon was held together with bubblegum and shims and despite the vast improvements over the years is still hella easily broken

admittedly the missingno sprite isnt anywhere near as interesting anymore

i mean yeah admittedly its to the point where you have to know what your doing to glitch the everloving shit out of your gba/emulator but pokemon will always be questionably programmed

its like

tradition