Enter the Nazis (gets very NWS very fast)

I have a number of comments, including but not limited to:

1. BLEEEEUUUURGHH.

2. I would be *less* bemused if people wrote sick evil-is-cool Nazi-fetish fics than by the "Nazis as stereotypical teens/slash characters" fics. I know that's par for the course in pro-villain fics of all types, but...yeah.

3. Is the title of this thread supposed to be an amusing if squicky double entendre, or is that just a bonus?

4. A puma?! In 1940s Poland? *headdesk*

5. If I was a vampire (sparkly or otherwise) in 1940s Europe, I would go on an Nazi-killing spree. Some of the more wanked-out Twilight vampires could probably waltz into Berchtesgaden and ventilate Hitler's throat. Of course, they might go in expecting to find a madman, but instead find a GOD...

Keith Fraser wrote:

4. A puma?! In 1940s Poland? *headdesk*

But that's how you make little Puma Men.

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5. If I was a vampire (sparkly or otherwise) in 1940s Europe, I would go on an Nazi-killing spree. Some of the more wanked-out Twilight vampires could probably waltz into Berchtesgaden and ventilate Hitler's throat. Of course, they might go in expecting to find a madman, but instead find a GOD...

So you'd be like ole Bobby Crosby's hero?

You know, one thing I liked aboug the Gangrel clan backstory in Vampire: the Masquerade was that they point out that they basically stayed out of WW2 and kept an extra-low profile, although the huge number of dead bodies was handy for feeding.

Goddammit people, vampires are monsters, not superheroes that happen to drink blood!