I have a number of comments, including but not limited to:
2. I would be *less* bemused if people wrote sick evil-is-cool Nazi-fetish fics than by the "Nazis as stereotypical teens/slash characters" fics. I know that's par for the course in pro-villain fics of all types, but...yeah.
3. Is the title of this thread supposed to be an amusing if squicky double entendre, or is that just a bonus?
4. A puma?! In 1940s Poland? *headdesk*
5. If I was a vampire (sparkly or otherwise) in 1940s Europe, I would go on an Nazi-killing spree. Some of the more wanked-out Twilight vampires could probably waltz into Berchtesgaden and ventilate Hitler's throat. Of course, they might go in expecting to find a madman, but instead find a GOD...