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Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
| Subject: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:12 am | |
| Full Version.
Reader's Digest Version: Girl goes to tattoo shop, asks for star tatoos on face. Claims to have asked for only three, and fell asleep during the application of said stars. Claims the tattoo artist went ahead and added the other fifty-three on his own.
Artist says that's what she asked for (But will foot half the bill for removal)
Commenters shout "BULLSHIT" from the rooftops. "She fell asleep while getting a tattoo? ON HER FACE?"
The article contains pics of the girl (and tattoos) in question, along with the tattoo "artist" (who, frankly, I wouldn't let near me with anything sharper than cotton balls).
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AngryRobotsInc Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:31 am | |
| Unless she was wasted as hell, absolutely no way she slept through getting a tattoo on her face. Not one that extensive. | |
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Trivia
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Da Rawk
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:05 am | |
| I imagine that man talks like Sylvester the cat with all that metal around his mouth.
Does he have his NOSE GAUGED? Yeah stretch that open nice and wide, show off all your nose hairs and boogers. | |
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VB Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:08 am | |
| - AngryRobotsInc wrote:
- Unless she was wasted as hell, absolutely no way she slept through getting a tattoo on her face.
And (this is assuming this artist has ethics) I've never been in any tattoo/piercing parlor that will service anyone who is drunk. Not only to avoid lawsuits over bad decisions made while intoxicated, but also because alcohol thins the blood, making them bleed more and increases the risk of spreading disease, infection, etc. | |
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Lexin Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 61 Location : London
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:42 am | |
| I'm also with the commentator who points out that there must be a difference in the bill between 3 stars on the face and 53.
I don't believe for a minute that she fell asleep while being tattooed. Not unless she was stoned, in which case he would have had no business starting the job.
His face, though! I've never seen anyone that covered with metal. | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:02 am | |
| I've heard tattoos can hurt quite a bit, and I really can't imagine her sleeping through 53 of them. Not only the pain, but also the vibration from the tattooing needle, and the artist's hand. I might be able to buy she slept through a few of them, but not the whole deal. How long would that take anyway, for something that extensive? Half-hour? An hour? | |
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Miss Misery Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : My home planet
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:24 am | |
| Tattoos hurt like a BITCH (I have four). Unless she took some horse tranquilizers, I don't believe for a second that (1) she fell asleep and (2) if she did, somehow managed to sleep through having 50+ stars tattooed on her face.
Nope, not buying it. | |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 38 Location : Taking that picture...
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:29 am | |
| First of all, I can't see a tattoo artist bothering himself to give somebody free tattoos.
Second of all, I can't see the girl sleeping through getting tattooed on their face.
Third of all, the tattoos are arranged quite nicely, in a way methinks would be asked for.
Fourth of all, there's a witness on the tatooist's side.
The way her dad and boyfriend reacted shows pretty well that she's now regretting the tattoos and is covering for herself. I wouldn't say she looks like a circus freak myself. | |
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T.S.Orr Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-15 Age : 35 Location : MISSISSIPPI
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:41 pm | |
| There is no way in HELL this girl slept through 56 tattoos. I have 3 in very painful places that does not have much "meat" to them. Lower back that's right on my spine (the burning of that one hurt so bad) and one on each shoulder blade. My latest I almost passed out from the pain but I didn't fall asleep.Chick you regret your decision. That's on you. I love it when these stupid ass hats go and get a permenant thing done to their body and when people don't react the way they want them to they want to holler lawsuit. Bitch please.By the way, why would you get a tattoo on your face of all places. Let alone 56 of them? | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 56 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:17 pm | |
| - AngryRobotsInc wrote:
- Unless she was wasted as hell, absolutely no way she slept through getting a tattoo on her face. Not one that extensive.
Yeah, something about this does smell a mite suspicious.... | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:39 pm | |
| Haha, I've been loving this story. She says she's so humiliated she doesn't want to go show her face in public anymore, but here she is in the limelight of the world media. And no way she could have fallen asleep (unless she really was wasted)... I have my doubts.
She's getting most of them laser removed, right? Doesn't that leave a white negative? | |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:09 pm | |
| - Raine wrote:
- Haha, I've been loving this story. She says she's so humiliated she doesn't want to go show her face in public anymore, but here she is in the limelight of the world media. And no way she could have fallen asleep (unless she really was wasted)... I have my doubts.
She's getting most of them laser removed, right? Doesn't that leave a white negative? Quoting from the article: - Quote :
- To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500.
But even the most advanced laser techniques would, while removing the tattoos, leave deep white marks all across Kimberley's face. So basically, she's going to end up looking like she suffered a really bad case of smallpox. My son Andrew, who has tattoos on both arms and lower legs, as well as his back and shoulders, says there's no way she could've slept through getting that many tattoos on her face unless she was either drunk or stoned out of her mind.
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VB Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:11 pm | |
| To those going "OMG TATTOOS ARE THE WORST PAIN EVAR!" No, no they're not. They hurt, you probably couldn't sleep through one, but it's nothing special. The one on my foot actually tickled and the artist had to keep stopping because I was involuntarily spasming/clenching my toes. | |
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Trivia
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Da Rawk
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:35 pm | |
| Maybe she really wanted white stars and THIS WAS HER PLAN ALL ALONG MAHAHAHA
Or I don't know. There's no sense to be made here anyway. How long would three stars take, like twenty minutes?
"I think I'll just nap here while this frightening stranger stands over me and disfigures my face. Ah, what a relaxing high-pitched buzzing noise..." | |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:55 pm | |
| I'm disappointed that he has short, neat hair and those oddly conservative-looking glasses. Man, if you're going to go for the crazy, outlaw, head-turning wild-tattooed-and-pierced look, ffs go all the way! How can he kiss or eat or even talk with those lip rings? How? Also, why, why, why did she get those tattoos in black? I hate how 'black' tattoo ink looks on skin because it always seems to fade into a weird dark gray-blue that I don't like, especially as the skin (and the tattoo) ages and the image gets all smudgy-looking. I've seen some beautiful colorful tattoo inks -- why couldn't she at least have used one or more of those? | |
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Miss Prince Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:17 pm | |
| I think the stars look pretty cool, actually. I love how the tone of the article is all "oh this poor girl how traumatizing" and the comments are like "she's a lying lieface." | |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:27 pm | |
| - Miss Prince wrote:
- I think the stars look pretty cool, actually.
I love how the tone of the article is all "oh this poor girl how traumatizing" and the comments are like "she's a lying lieface." She's got kind of a van Gogh's "Starry Night" thing going on, there, and it does help emphasis her eyes and the contours of her face. I just question the color choice. Plus it's a little too much, in terms of design. Besides, IMHO, you can only pull off facial tatts as being truly cool or badass if you are a Maori warrior. | |
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VB Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:07 pm | |
| The tiny star on her ear is distractingly cute. Makes you want to nibble it, and I don't even find her attractive at all. I agree, though, colored stars are much more attractive than black ones. Call me a child of the Rainbow Brite era. | |
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DeeDee Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:22 pm | |
| The tattoo artist seems to think that the issue is that the girl's boyfriend and father threw a fit over the tattoos. I wouldn't be completely surprised if it turned out that she made an arguably stupid decision, had her family and friends freak out over it, and is now trying to get rid of the blame for it.
But then, you never know. If this guy was giving her tattoos when she doesn't speak English well enough to communicate clearly and was perhaps drunk and/or stoned, then he's an idiot. | |
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Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:41 pm | |
| If she was Under The Influence, then this entire thing is on the Tattoo artist. Problem here is, she has said nothing of the sort - which might be a bit of a Catch 22 for her: Either she sticks to her ridiculous "I fell asleep" story or she cops to getting shit-faced and trying to get tatted up. Neither paints her in the best light. | |
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Lapin Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34 Location : Maryland
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:10 pm | |
| Bitch is lying. Your face is an extremely sensitive area to get tattooed. There's no way even being stoned or drunk that she fell asleep during that. Besides that, they're not bad. I like it, actually. - Quote :
- How can he kiss or eat or even talk with those lip rings? How?
He doesn't wear all of those daily, believe me. Or he only wears two sets at a time. He just thought it would look a little interesting if he wore them all. If he switched every day, they wouldn't close. As for kissing with those in...ummm... You'd be surprised at how interesting it is. | |
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theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 33 Location : The Land of Strangeness
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:34 pm | |
| - VB wrote:
- To those going "OMG TATTOOS ARE THE WORST PAIN EVAR!" No, no they're not. They hurt, you probably couldn't sleep through one, but it's nothing special. The one on my foot actually tickled and the artist had to keep stopping because I was involuntarily spasming/clenching my toes.
Yeah, I went with my best friend to get her first tattoo a year ago, and she had to stop from laughing the whole time when she got her tattoo (it was on her thigh). | |
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Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:47 pm | |
| - theweirdkind wrote:
- VB wrote:
- To those going "OMG TATTOOS ARE THE WORST PAIN EVAR!" No, no they're not. They hurt, you probably couldn't sleep through one, but it's nothing special. The one on my foot actually tickled and the artist had to keep stopping because I was involuntarily spasming/clenching my toes.
Yeah, I went with my best friend to get her first tattoo a year ago, and she had to stop from laughing the whole time when she got her tattoo (it was on her thigh). Anecdotes =/= Data. Just sayin'. | |
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Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:50 pm | |
| - Lexin wrote:
- I'm also with the commentator who points out that there must be a difference in the bill between 3 stars on the face and 53.
Not really, actually; there's a minimum cost for every tattoo, and considering she only paid $55, I'd say it all still fell into that category. Which is damned cheap. | |
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Lapin Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34 Location : Maryland
| Subject: Re: Girl gets 56 tatoos on face. Says she only wanted three. Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:51 pm | |
| Well, they're small, of uniform design, and done in basic black. Thus, the cheapness. | |
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