Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:07 am
I didn't laugh at your joke, but I still feel like I lost.
KGarrett Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-07 Age : 1013 Location : New York, aka the most boring state there is.
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:07 am
All right. So basically you just felt like being rude to me. Fair enough. Still doesn't make me a troll, though.
Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:25 am
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THIS IS HOW YOU TRIFORCE! ß
Well, that's how you German...
Must do.
Yenflarg
Join date : 2009-06-17
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:46 am
grmblfjx wrote:
Spotts1701 wrote:
I think if you required people to pay money to get a cart around here you'd have a Springfield-style angry mob on your hands. :rant:
Well, you don't have to pay for your carts. The coin pops back out when you put another cart's key-thing in, plus, there are chips for that purpose. It's also not supposed to prevent theft. All it's meant to do is make people bring their carts back and not leave them all over the parking lot.
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
I mean, how are you supposed to steal them then race them down Dumb Man's Hill?
Put a plastic chip in, make off with the cart, race it down Dumb Man's Hill.
^ I lost when I read your reply.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:18 am
...and it doesn't help that Pope Benedictine resembles Emperor Palpatations...er, Palpatine somewhat.
Lapin Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34 Location : Maryland
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:24 am
Jeezus, there is a resemblance, isn't there? Pope Palpatine.
(I lost in this thread long ago)
Seule My Mescaline
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:41 am
KGarrett wrote:
Two men are standing on a skyscraper. Suddenly, the first one jumps down. The other one expects him to die horribly, but to his surprise, the first guy just bounces off the pavement, bounces a few more times, until he comes to rest. The second guy enquires how this is possible. The first guy explains: "It's all in your mind. You just have to think you're a rubber ball, and you will bounce just like a ball." "And everyone can do that?" "Yes, everyone, it's the easiest thing. Try it." The second man is curious and really makes the jump. All the time while he's falling, he thinks "I'm a rubber ball, I'm a rubber ball". Then, shortly before hitting the pavement: "But if I was a tomato?" SMASH!
Is there a reference in this that I'm not getting or what?
I am confus.
Ceres Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:02 pm
Quote :
Two men are standing on a skyscraper. Suddenly, the first one jumps down. The other one expects him to die horribly, but to his surprise, the first guy just bounces off the pavement, bounces a few more times, until he comes to rest. The second guy enquires how this is possible. The first guy explains: "It's all in your mind. You just have to think you're a rubber ball, and you will bounce just like a ball." "And everyone can do that?" "Yes, everyone, it's the easiest thing. Try it." The second man is curious and really makes the jump. All the time while he's falling, he thinks "I'm a rubber ball, I'm a rubber ball". Then, shortly before hitting the pavement: "But if I was a tomato?" SMASH!
I thought it was funny. If there's a secret message here, I don't get it.
Seule My Mescaline
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:31 pm
Ceres wrote:
I thought it was funny. If there's a secret message here, I don't get it.
Ahh, I thought that it was funny because of a reference or something. As it is, I just don't get the joke...
Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:31 pm
^ Supposedly, if he thinks he'll bounce like a rubber ball, he'll bounce like a rubber ball. Apparently, he's in the Matrix.
However, at the last second he started thinking of tomatoes. What happens when a tomato hits the ground? Splat.
KGarrett Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-07 Age : 1013 Location : New York, aka the most boring state there is.
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:01 pm
That's pretty much it, actually. I was looking for the best way to describe it.
Verandering The Gender Offender
Join date : 2009-06-04 Location : Colorado
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:18 am
... what.
Seule My Mescaline
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:34 pm
I wish I was still confused...
Fairlight Keeper of the Gaffapedia
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 43 Location : England.
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:34 pm
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:06 pm
^ Normally I wouldn't link to videos and shit like every other retard because You Laugh You Lose is supposed to be pictures and not everyone wants to watch a five minute video of a cat not being funny, but the timing for this is just too perfect.
Yes, it was probably done in fifteen minutes by a 13 year old. But it's still funny.
KJM Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 45
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:03 am
It's still better than what I could do.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: You laugh, you lose. Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:57 am