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PostSubject: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 9:13 am

So we all remember the batshit Iranian cleric who "theorized" that the recent rash of earthquakes were due to the immodesty of women (video).

Well, like a thousand /b/tards drawing Mohammed in various predicaments, this lady has an EDGY idea.

1. Get a lot of like-minded woman together in one group and have them show off their cleavage
2. When the world DOESNT shit itself and abruptly end, ask our Iranian cleric why.
3. ???
4. Profit

I'd probably participate if I could
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 9:19 am

...

I've got a dress cut just right for this.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 9:44 am

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a self-described atheist, feminist and geek “trapped in Indiana,”

Hey! I'm all of those things and was BORN in Indiana. :/ ONLY WE GET TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH OUR STATE SUCKS.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 11:47 am

I am so there! I usually wear somewhat lowcut shirts anyways...
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 1:40 pm

I've got just the t-shirt for that, shame I live in the wrong country.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 3:30 pm

I'm going to have to dig out some of my low-cut shirts for this. I'm doing it FOR SCIENCE.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 5:06 pm

Fairlight wrote:
I've got just the t-shirt for that, shame I live in the wrong country.

On the Facebook event it's showing up as global.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 9:41 pm

The heaving cleave comes out tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySat Apr 24, 2010 9:46 pm

I feel this might be a little insensitive considering how many earthquakes there have been lately. =/

Still, what would happen if there was an earthquake while this was happening?
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySun Apr 25, 2010 6:53 am

Raine wrote:
Still, what would happen if there was an earthquake while this was happening?
The Iranian cleric in question would become the smuggest SOB on the face of the Earth. He'd probably pick up a bunch of followers which in turn would make Islam in the Middle East become even more radicalized.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySun Apr 25, 2010 7:37 am

Ghost in the Machine wrote:
Raine wrote:
Still, what would happen if there was an earthquake while this was happening?
The Iranian cleric in question would become the smuggest SOB on the face of the Earth. He'd probably pick up a bunch of followers which in turn would make Islam in the Middle East become even more radicalized.

I gathered as much.

Also, boobs would be classified as weapons of jiggly destruction.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptySun Apr 25, 2010 8:40 am

So in.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyMon Apr 26, 2010 12:56 am

I'll just leave this here
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyMon Apr 26, 2010 2:21 pm

GODDAMMIT I FUCKING KNEW THAT SHIT WOULD HAPPEN.

Ugh. This is why you don't respond to asshattery with more asshattery.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyMon Apr 26, 2010 2:22 pm

So basically this means that our magic earthquake generating machine is fueled by boobs.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyMon Apr 26, 2010 2:34 pm

OH GOD

THE POWER OF MY BOOBS


THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyMon Apr 26, 2010 3:00 pm

ahahahaha

fate is a funny asshole
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyMon Apr 26, 2010 3:46 pm

I wonder why Taiwan of all places?
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyMon Apr 26, 2010 5:09 pm

Raine wrote:
I wonder why Taiwan of all places?
Because God is a godless communist and needs Jesus.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyTue Apr 27, 2010 7:27 am

It's OK guys! Boobs make earthquakes less severe
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyTue Apr 27, 2010 4:54 pm

Earthquake or not. I want pics. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyTue Apr 27, 2010 11:04 pm

jizzum wrote:
Earthquake or not. I want pics. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I will bet 50 bucks that you made that account just to post in this topic.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyWed Apr 28, 2010 5:33 am

ZoZo wrote:
It's OK guys! Boobs make earthquakes less severe
Aw, and here I was trying my hardest to get an earthquake to happen. Ah well.
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PostSubject: Re: Boobquake   Boobquake EmptyWed Apr 28, 2010 8:10 am

Penguin wrote:
Raine wrote:
I wonder why Taiwan of all places?
Because God is a godless communist and needs Jesus.
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