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 "Severus Snape, Professor and Lover" has sex with Teletubbies

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EileenK98
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Join date : 2009-06-10
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This needs to be in Golden Oldies. A true classic of WTF.
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Join date : 2011-03-12
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EileenK98 wrote:
This needs to be in Golden Oldies. A true classic of WTF.
Seconded.
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StandupShady
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Oh my God, I missed this!

This is...horrrrrible.

The worst thing is, I'm not even sure its a trollfic. It reads more like someone with English as a second language trying to get as much complex vocab in there as possible. I think this might be one of the few cases where truth is stranger than fiction as I can't imagine a troll making this up; it's too... perfectly awful.

Trolls are all busy off writing My Immortal rip-offs anyway.

I am going to go and be speechless now for the next hour.

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Reidmar
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I, What, What the hell am I reading? "Severus Snape, Professor and Lover" has sex with Teletubbies - Page 2 724940 Good god this has to have violated several children's childhood memories, oh well. "Severus Snape, Professor and Lover" has sex with Teletubbies - Page 2 588739 at least it's not mine.
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Oh, I missed this thing. Thankfully I'm not able to really mentally associate Alan Rickman with this fic, or else watching the Harry Potter movies with my sister while snarking them would be really difficult. :/
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That_Swedish_Guy

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And I used to love Tellytubbies...

Fuck.
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Amalja



Join date : 2011-04-21

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Talk about a case of in-name-only. I thought my younger brother's kiddie TV shows were innocent, but...
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ZOOLANDER
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This whole thread has had me pissing myself laughing. Thank you all.
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theweirdkind
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Sorry for the necropost, but Penguin, rae, Dongs, and I decided to do a reading of this awful fic.



Bonus! Unedited Version
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ZOOLANDER
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OMFG I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICES

I'm glad I downloaded the unedited version first: 00:27 in and I'm already pissing myself laughing along with whoever's giggling in the background. Is that Dongs doing the opening? He sounds hilarious. "DEEP BREATHS. GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE."

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