| The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre | |
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+5rachel Lady Anne Chaltab Mafiosa Malganis 9 posters |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:23 pm | |
| "READ THIS BOOK OR I'LL KILL YOU, MOM!" - Quote :
- A Norwegian man has gone on trial for shooting his mother to death and
cutting her body into "bite-sized" cubes - because she refused to read a bestselling book about Austrian kidnap victim Natascha Kampusch. "Bite-sized"? Yeah, don't want to go into that... - Quote :
- "It's a great read," the defendant told his mother, who replied: "No, not my cup of tea."
So he shot her then hacked her up into small pieces with a chain saw. Striking a blow for bibliophiles everywhere, I suppose. - Quote :
- Allan Hall, who wrote the book, told the Austrian Times: "I always
thought the book was a killer read! It's a shame his mother didn't give it a go." Man, that's some GREAT press, there: "An INSANE read!" "If you don't read this book, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF LIFE!" | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:26 pm | |
| I'd kill to read this book. | |
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Chaltab Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-19 Age : 36 Location : Outside the middle of nowhere
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:29 pm | |
| Grah!! Humanity produces another epic failure! Film at 11. | |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:30 pm | |
| - Chaltab wrote:
- Grah!! Humanity produces another epic failure! Film at 11.
THE BOOK WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE DAMN FILM, YOU HEATHEN. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:34 pm | |
| Hey let's not get all up in arms about this. | |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:50 pm | |
| Oh, shoot! And here I was about to read it... | |
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rachel Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-19
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:50 am | |
| Proof positive that there is no length so far that some crazy fan won't go there. Couldn't he have just written some bad fanfic instead? | |
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Somath Cegem Wonderfully English
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Land of Burning Spirit
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:08 am | |
| There has got be more to this, some history of being a crazy crazy man or something, or maybe there isn't and I just don't want to believe somebody can go from 0 to CHOP MUMMY UP FOR DOG FOOD in one sentence. | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:01 am | |
| - Somath Cegem wrote:
- There has got be more to this, some history of being a crazy crazy man or something, or maybe there isn't and I just don't want to believe somebody can go from 0 to CHOP MUMMY UP FOR DOG FOOD in one sentence.
I'm with Cegem. If I were the gambling type I'd bet even money this Norwegian guy has more issues than the magazine rack at the Library of Congress. At the risk of belaboring the obvious, it sounds like things had been building to the point of an ugly confrontation long before the chainsaw murder and the book was just the straw that broke the camel's back. | |
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Funny Bunny
Join date : 2010-03-02
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:06 pm | |
| At least it wasn't Twilight | |
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Just Chipper Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2010-01-05 Age : 33 Location : Liverpool, England
| Subject: Re: The Bookclub Chain Saw Massacre Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:11 pm | |
| ^ He shot her, not cried at her. And thirding what Somath said. | |
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