Mayday! Mayday! Raging far leftist paranoia at 12 o'clock!

For those of you wondering how long it would take for somebody to come up with a conspiracy theory pertaining to yesterday's suicide attack on the IRS office in Dallas, here's your answer, courtesy of a Huffington Post reader who calls himself "Big Bad John":

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Joe Stack does not strike me from his writings as psychologically disturbed. Except for one or two statements, this is not the writing of a suicide. Those one or two statements could have easily been inserted into his screed to convert him into a suicide. I find it far more believable that he was killed, strapped into his plane and then remote-controlled into the IRS building. You see, the elites have too much to gain publicity-wise from this event for this to be intentional. Constitutionalist Debra Medina has been gaining mightily on the Bilderberg incumbent governor of Texas, Rick Perry. The Texas corridor and energy taxation are absolutely key to the global agenda of pan-American consolidation and carbon taxation. This will have been designed to support Perry who is in the fight of his life from this talented, articulate constitutionalist.

Of course, as long as thre evidence is secret from the people, we (the people) can never be sure what happened here and who was responsible. Appearance is almost never reality anymore, though don't tell this to the entertainment media -- there's just too much at stake for it to be.

Tell me this guy isn't as crazy as the proverbial bedbug. General Ripper made more sense in "Dr. Strangelove" when he was ranting and raving about bodily fluids.

Lighten up, Delcat. It's not like anybody else around here was rushing to their keyboards to comment on the crash. I may not be perfect, but at least I made an effort to acknowledge the attack-- which is more than I can say for you.

And anyway, who died and appointed you the post content police?

You're not exactly a comedy legend, Zeiss.

Higher? Ha! You mean "lower", don't you?

Chris91 wrote:

YEAH TAKE THAT IMAGINARY GUY IN A PICTURE

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ETA: MY POSTCOUNT IS NO LONGER ALONE IT'S GETTING OUT THE MARROW IN YOUR WANKBONE

HEY CHRIS YOU'RE [INSERT GENERIC INTELLIGENCE-BASED INSULT HERE]

NOW WANK

WANK LIKE A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY

Chris, does it have to do with.................... Biology?


......... Vulcan... Biology?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Chris91 wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

I'm helping Delcat sabotage this thread, which was started as a serious attempt to talk about the Dallas crash but got sidetracked by Delcat attacking Chris91 for no reason.

Chris91 wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

My attitude toward men in general and Chris91 in particular is rabid unreasoning hatred.

"Daniel, Daniel, Daniel...please. Do grow up."

Can I just post anything and then have my prevailing attitude neatly, if badly, summarized? Or do I, like, actively besmirch his e-honour? Would a macro suffice?

Darn it! My dog never has these many issues with her chew-toy.

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AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW HERE IT GOES

e: oh my god what if chris purposefully created this shitty thread to distract from the other far more stupid drama?

God bless you good sir and your willingness to put your precious e-go and reputation on the line to save the stability of the forums

Truly Machiavelli would be proud. A single tear is rolling down his decomposed alabaster cheek at this moment

Chris91 wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

I'm helping Delcat sabotage this thread, which was started as a serious attempt to talk about the Dallas crash but got sidetracked by Delcat attacking Chris91 for no reason.

Okay, bb, let me explain this one to you. If you had started a thread on the Dallas crash, it would have been a serious attempt to talk about the Dallas crash. As is, you picked a random post by some random guy online and attempted to call it news. If you were that dead-set on talking about what you thought was a loopy conspiracy theory, YOU SHOULD HAVE POSTED IT IN LOOPY CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

But I see there's no gettin' offa this BAAAAW train we on, so please, do do that voodoo that you do so badly.

Verandering wrote:

Chris, does it have to do with.................... Biology?


......... Vulcan... Biology?

Goddamn you for beating me to this.

Verandering wrote:

Chris, does it have to do with.................... Biology?


......... Vulcan... Biology?

Uh, no.

Delcat wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

I'm helping Delcat sabotage this thread, which was started as a serious attempt to talk about the Dallas crash but got sidetracked by Delcat attacking Chris91 for no reason.

Okay, bb, let me explain this one to you. If you had started a thread on the Dallas crash, it would have been a serious attempt to talk about the Dallas crash. As is, you picked a random post by some random guy online and attempted to call it news. If you were that dead-set on talking about what you thought was a loopy conspiracy theory, YOU SHOULD HAVE POSTED IT IN LOOPY CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

But I see there's no gettin' offa this BAAAAW train we on, so please, do do that voodoo that you do so badly.

Come off it, Del, anybody with half a brain can see your original post on this thread was meant as a personal attack against me. Case closed.