2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS!

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Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh remained hospitalized in Hawaii Thursday after experiencing chest pains similar to a heart attack, according to the guest host on his nationally syndicated radio show.
Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital Wednesday during a vacation.

I love how his people won't admit it was a heart attack, although clearly it was.

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On the radio show, guest host Walter E. Williams described Limbaugh's pains as similar to the feeling of a "heart attack coming on." He said doctors haven't confirmed whether the 58-year-old had a heart attack, and more exams were planned Thursday.

Come on! He's had weight issues for years. Are they afraid they'll get sued or something?

To 2009: YOU FAIL!

Let's hope 2009 wasn't just holding off so 2010 could have a crack at him.

Oh, 2009, how could you miss that one?

I don't wish death on anyone.

But good grief, if someone had to die, he'd be near the top of my list of people I wouln't miss.

Wow, I have completely mixed feelings about that. Like Trioculus above, I wouldn't wish death on anyone I don't know in person or tourists, but of all the celebrities to die in 2009, that one would have been a nice, last parting gift.

2009 was just taunting us as a final "Fuck you".

2009, you were too compassionate. With all the cool celebrities you took, why couldn't you take an uncool one, too?

Damn...so close. Maybe (hopefully) in 2010.

Note to The Left: Wait until Obamacare comes into effect, and then make the people you want dead need medical care. It might actually work then.

Spoiler:

Personally, I am amazed that it's someone I know about.

Lady Anne wrote:

2009, you were too compassionate Conservative.

Fix'd.

2009, you were truly an epitome of disappoint.

You take away all the good folks and fail to take away someone we honestly could've done without (not wishing death or anything but yeah).

unskilled78 wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

2009, you were too compassionate Conservative.

Fix'd.

Okay, help me out here. I can understand why Conservatives would want Michael Jackson dead. He was a negro, just like the Obamachrist and therefore he deserved to die along with the rest of his race (see also: Hurricane Katrina). That chick with the heart thingie wasn't barefoot, pregnant, or in a kitchen, so she obviously needed to be stoned to death for her whoring ways.

Why would you hate Billy Mays, though? He was pretty cool. He brought freedom to the people of CWCville.

I wouldn't know about most conservatives, but hating MJ for his Blackness seems like hating FDR for his record in the Boston Marathon. He was quite possabily a pedophile. Plus, he was one of those modern musicians. You don't find record of Mozart selling tickets by grabbing his crotch between sonatas.

Farrah Fawcett was in Myra Breckinridge, a movie that tried to teach that women and transsexuals are superior to men, in addition to being a really crappy movie. She also inflamed mens lusts by being on Baywatch.

Billie Mays I'm not God. Maybe he gave money to the Communists.

unskilled78 wrote:

I wouldn't know about most conservatives, but hating MJ for his Blackness seems like hating FDR for his record in the Boston Marathon. He was quite possabily a pedophile. Plus, he was one of those modern musicians. You don't find record of Mozart selling tickets by grabbing his crotch between sonatas.

Farrah Fawcett was in Myra Breckinridge, a movie that tried to teach that women and transsexuals are superior to men, in addition to being a really crappy movie. She also inflamed mens lusts by being on Baywatch.

Billie Mays I'm not God. Maybe he gave money to the Communists.

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unskilled78 wrote:

Billie Mays I'm not God. Maybe he gave money to the Communists.

Clearly he was being punished for not giving all his money to televangelists.

Aggie wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Billie Mays I'm not God. Maybe he gave money to the Communists.

Clearly he was being punished for not giving all his money to televangelists.

Or maybe God was sick of his commercials interrupting football games

Still, poor Billy. You're the only truly awesome person I know of who died in 2009.

Rush Limbaugh refuses to die the same year as Sen. Ted Kennedy.

Can I just say I want to beat Mikey for saying what he did? Lots of cool people died in 2009.
Kim Manners, David Carradine, and Patrick Swayze. There's three off the top of my head.

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Ganking liek whoa!

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Still, poor Billy. You're the only truly awesome person I know of who died in 2009.

You. Me. Outside. With knives.

karmyn31 wrote:

Can I just say I want to beat Mikey for saying what he did? Lots of cool people died in 2009.
Kim Manners, David Carradine, and Patrick Swayze. There's three off the top of my head.

I guess Swyaze was a pretty cool guy, even if I can't think of one movie of his that was any good.

I'm still happy I don't have to see MJ's face on the news anymore. God damn, that guy was a living Halloween decoration. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Freezer, I will be joining you in killing Mikey.
Mikey, did you never watch The Outsiders? You need to be educated.
Kick it in the ass! (Kim Manners reference)

karmyn31 wrote:

Freezer, I will be joining you in killing Mikey.
Mikey, did you never watch The Outsiders? You need to be educated.

Educating Mikey is like building a perpetual motion machine, finding a registered Republican in Manhattan, or achieving peace between Israel and the Palestinians: it just can't be done.

karmyn31 wrote:

Freezer, I will be joining you in killing Mikey.
Mikey, did you never watch The Outsiders? You need to be educated.
Kick it in the ass! (Kim Manners reference)

KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH AND RUN! (Scrubs reference)

Dude, Kim Manners is cooler than Scrubs could ever hope to be. He started with 21 Jump Street, made his mark with the X-Files, and finished up with Supernatural. You just don't get much more kick-ass than that.