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Snake Bandage
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Snake Bandage

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 32
Location : Under the kitchen sink

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySun Feb 06, 2011 7:31 am

I've been so creatively productive lately that I've started writing my very first smut fic.

It's going to be awful.
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Salamas
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Salamas

Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 30
Location : Dark Corner

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 2:04 am

I was supposed to have a glass of wine and finish reading Defoe's Roxana, instead I had a glass of wine, spooned margarita out of a glass and had a rum and coke.
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The Unoriginal
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
The Unoriginal

Join date : 2009-06-17

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 4:21 pm

The other day a key slid out of my pocket.
Through a grating catwalk.
Then through the floor grating.
Then through the floor grating below.
In the turbine building.
In a nuclear power plant.
During an outage.

...But I found it.
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Nonsense Words

Nonsense Words

Join date : 2011-02-07
Age : 31
Location : Under a pile of books

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyWed Feb 09, 2011 3:14 am

A customer insisted that the plastic cups we advertised as shatterproof could not possibly stand up to being dropped. After debating this point for a few minutes I finally took a cup and threw it on the ground. The customer laughed, thanked me for the demonstration, and bought four sets.

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Maximilia
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
Maximilia

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 47
Location : South Dakota

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyWed Feb 09, 2011 5:51 am

I'm training tonight, and of course he likes Terry Goodkind. Of course he does.
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Jesus.
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Jesus.

Join date : 2009-11-16
Age : 30
Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySun Mar 06, 2011 9:42 pm

My Plenty of Fish profile has lots of contacts, mostly with douchebags.
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Miss Misery
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Miss Misery

Join date : 2009-06-10
Location : My home planet

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySun Mar 13, 2011 10:46 am

I got a haircut.
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Sakurelf
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Sakurelf

Join date : 2009-07-21

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySun Mar 27, 2011 3:19 pm

Now is neither the time, nor the place, David Tennant.

Spoiler:
 
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rae
Contributor
Contributor
rae

Join date : 2009-06-10
Location : computer chair

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySun Mar 27, 2011 4:17 pm

Put on a load of laundry. My washer and dryer is in the basement, which means going outside. Now it's hailing.
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Azzandra
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Azzandra

Join date : 2009-10-10

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyWed Mar 30, 2011 11:55 pm

I just found out my favorite over-the-counter painkiller will now only be available on perscription. I feel mildly inconvenienced.
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rae
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rae

Join date : 2009-06-10
Location : computer chair

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyThu Mar 31, 2011 12:07 am

One of my classes was canceled two days in a row. I was sort of looking forward to today's discussion, but was also happy to wear PJs all day.
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Hot and Botherer
grmblfjx

Join date : 2009-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyThu Mar 31, 2011 4:52 pm

I commented on someone's picture, and then someone else commented, and his completely mangled, convoluted way of spelling out his dialect seemed funny to me, so I commented again... and we wrote back and forth and at first I thought it might turn into some clever little sparring match... but it was more caveman v. literate. I mean, if you need to attack my last name, how desperate are you?!

I came away disappointed and slightly dumber for having talked to him.
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Mikey Go WOOGA

Join date : 2009-06-16
Age : 31
Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyThu Mar 31, 2011 7:33 pm

. . .

Is grmblfjx secretly your last name? scratch
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Hot and Botherer
grmblfjx

Join date : 2009-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyFri Apr 01, 2011 12:11 pm

Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyy I was wondering where you'd gone I love you

And no. He was just that desperate. He also tried to tell me I'm retarded because I'm spelled "Sara" without the H. I asked him, if he was going to try and rag on me, if he wanted to go for something I actually chose for myself (like him and his dialect kebab), but he was not to be deterred.
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Azzandra
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Sporkbender
Azzandra

Join date : 2009-10-10

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyFri Apr 01, 2011 12:18 pm

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
. . .

Is grmblfjx secretly your last name? scratch
Sadly, even if it were, it would be far less goofy than mine.
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Hot and Botherer
grmblfjx

Join date : 2009-06-10

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyFri Apr 01, 2011 12:23 pm

YOU TEASE Dry
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Lembech
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Sporkbender
Lembech

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 30

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyFri Apr 01, 2011 6:30 pm

Found a burnt plastic cup lid in the dish washer, which smoked it and part of the kitchen up with brunt plastic smell.

...This is what happens when I don't do the "nightlys". The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 57786
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InkWeaver
Harriet Tubman
Harriet Tubman
InkWeaver

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 30
Location : Home of the peanuts.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySat Apr 02, 2011 2:11 am

guess who is drunk

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Goat
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Sporkbender
Goat

Join date : 2009-08-12

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySat Apr 09, 2011 10:19 pm

I'm going through an odd phase in which I develop weird, platonic crushes on my teachers, if they're really awesome and young enough.

So, two weeks ago it was our really young, really funny, really smart, fucking gorgeous neurophisiology teacher, who I would've done without much thought. (Okay, that one wasn't quite so platonic, but the other one is).

Alas, topic is over, and he's no more (bye bye, eye-candy), so I seem to have transfered my affections onto our freakishly intelligent, rather female, completely straight, anatomy teacher.

It's all very schoolgirlish, nothing sexual, but I think it's more because I don't stand a fucking chance with her, not now, not in an alternate reality, not ever.

Hmm, I wonder what is going on inside my head...

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I_Lam_Edhellen
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Sporkbender
I_Lam_Edhellen

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 33
Location : Orodrim

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyMon Apr 11, 2011 12:19 am

I just realized that a run-of-the-mill Case Closed mystery movie has a hidden message:

"Don't be afraid to tell people you care about that something is wrong. If you don't, they might become a terrorists and blow the shit out of you."
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Azzandra
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Sporkbender
Azzandra

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyMon Apr 11, 2011 1:19 am

Letty learned to use the kitty litter! Yay!

If only she'd learned this before urinating on me twice.
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SlyChild
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Sporkbender


Join date : 2010-01-12
Age : 29
Location : Ass glued to computer chair. Haven't moved in days.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySun Apr 17, 2011 11:48 am

Thank you, computer, for alerting me to the fact that I just plugged a device into the audio jack. I probably wouldn't have realised otherwise, and I just love getting to close that little pop-up every time I plug in my headphones. And thank you, iTunes, for taking so long to update and then forcing me to restore my iPod settings for no apparent reason so that I have to re-sync all 454 of my songs. Thank you.

Fucking technology, how does it work?
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rae
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rae

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptySun Apr 17, 2011 12:27 pm

A co-worker molested my hair.
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Jesus.
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Jesus.

Join date : 2009-11-16
Age : 30
Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyMon Apr 18, 2011 7:43 pm

I found out that if you don't scramble or swirl the egg in the pan when you cook it, you're frying it. Here, I remember seeing a TV commercial or show or whatever ages ago where someone was boiling a pot of oil and dropping eggs in there and calling it "fried eggs," so thats what I came to think was how you did it.

My mind=blown yo.
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Spotts1701
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Spotts1701

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 41
Location : New Vertiform City

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 12 EmptyMon Apr 18, 2011 8:01 pm

Jesus. wrote:
I found out that if you don't scramble or swirl the egg in the pan when you cook it, you're frying it. Here, I remember seeing a TV commercial or show or whatever ages ago where someone was boiling a pot of oil and dropping eggs in there and calling it "fried eggs," so thats what I came to think was how you did it.

I think that was in It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown! Marcie just couldn't get the hang of hard-boiling eggs for coloring.

I'm not getting my ass kicked in Words With Friends (at least, not more than usual).

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