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ZoZo
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Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 38
Location : In WD40's head

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyTue Nov 23, 2010 3:38 pm

I have no functioning lighters. I have lit a candle off the hob so I don't have to get up again.
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myeerah
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyTue Nov 30, 2010 8:59 pm

I am emphatically not sick, but I do feel moderately awful. I got home from work about twenty minutes ago, hung up my coat, talked to my husband for a few minutes, went to the bathroom...and caught sight of myself in the mirror. I went back out to ask my husband why he neglected to inform me that I was still wearing my hat. He, logically, assumed that I knew.

I just took my evening meds with cough syrup. I hope that's okay.
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Jesus.
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Jesus.


Join date : 2009-11-16
Age : 33
Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyTue Nov 30, 2010 9:17 pm

I'm taking two english courses, two dance classes and one acting class next semester. I need some fun next go around. Smile
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Snake Bandage
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Join date : 2009-06-10
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 1:17 am

Some girls at my mom's workplace want to get a summer job at a Jewish American summer camp, so my mom got me to check their applications for wording and grammar. I don't think I've seen such shit vocabulary and awful grammar in a long, long time. Half the time I had no idea what the fuck the stupid girls meant so I left the passage as is.

They're SO not getting accepted. They wouldn't last a second with those American kids, Jewish or not.
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rae
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyWed Dec 15, 2010 11:44 am

I woke up on the other side of the bed with my hand resting ON the snooze button. At least there's no wonder as to why I woke up so late.
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Salamas
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Salamas


Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 34
Location : Dark Corner

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyThu Dec 16, 2010 1:47 am

I leave Friday, before I go I need to write 4,000 words on medieval travel literature. INSANE WRITING GO!
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Join date : 2010-01-12
Age : 32
Location : Ass glued to computer chair. Haven't moved in days.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyThu Dec 16, 2010 12:51 pm

My new doctor looks like Seth MacFarlane.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyFri Dec 17, 2010 7:06 pm

I edited my facebook page for the first time in months.
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myeerah
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptySat Dec 18, 2010 9:31 am

Spent all day yesterday setting up the kid's room (all new furniture, which we painted, then hauled upstairs—after hauling out the old stuff) so today I hurt like a motherfucker. Cat escaped sometime during that, apparently weathered the night outdoors, and turned up this morning grumpy and resentful, but none the worse for wear.

I figure that averages out to a perfectly normal day.
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Snake Bandage
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 5:17 pm

I found out that the woman who runs my weight loss group has a son who's the same age as me. Then I found out we were actually in high school together. Then I found out that it goes beyond that, we used to have play dates in kindergarten.

This prompted me to look through my high school yearbook and I found out that there are a ton of childhood friends I went to high school with and didn't even notice. Even worse, there are some kids I never knew by name, and I ended up forming much closer relationships with their parents (mostly teachers) and younger siblings (I helped teach them how to read). This makes me wonder WTF did I do in high school other than sleep during math class and draw frantically in all my other classes.
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Join date : 2009-06-25
Age : 32
Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyWed Dec 22, 2010 6:08 pm

I play trivia at this bar on Tuesdays. Yesterday while we were playing, the bartender tried to cut a couple of guys' drinks off. They refused to leave and started getting rowdy. Eventually, the bartender called the cops (this may have been a ploy) but they still didn't leave and started to become more and more of a problem.

It ended with one of them getting in Darren's face. Darren is a member of my unofficial trivia team and he has a black belt in karate. So that happened.

Apparently they came back a couple times after that and hovered outside, threatening to get everyone arrested for assault or something.
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Aggie
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptySun Dec 26, 2010 1:12 am

I learned that Wal-Mart is going to be selling seasons 2 - 4 of Supernatural at a discounted price this week. Time will tell if there will be any copies left by the time I get there on Monday.
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Maximilia
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyThu Dec 30, 2010 2:12 am

I saw two guys beat the crap out of another one about a half hour ago, across the street at the convenience store while I was having a smoke. I totes called the cops and there were here FAST.. but they haven't come to take my statement yet, and I have to pee, but I don't want to leave the desk just in case they show up while I'm in the bathroom.

I also think it's really sad I think this is an average night.
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Miss Misery
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Join date : 2009-06-10
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptySat Jan 01, 2011 9:29 am

I woke up.

Now I'm going to put on some MST3K DVDs and work on my drawings.

I drew this snail yesterday.


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Raine
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptySat Jan 01, 2011 4:09 pm

I somehow managed to watch the entire season of the new My Little Pony series.

But it was good.
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Join date : 2009-06-10
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I bought $55 worth of books at Borders.


Well, that's average for me. Some people shop for shoes or purses. I buy books.
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I discovered the website to the very first Pokemon movie is still active.

Whoa, nostalgia.
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Join date : 2009-11-16
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyThu Jan 13, 2011 12:02 pm

I still can't decide on a plot to write for my vampire story so that it's not pointless.
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Sutremaine
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Join date : 2009-11-14
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyThu Jan 13, 2011 5:33 pm

Does it need a plot?
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Jesus.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyThu Jan 13, 2011 9:53 pm

Sutremaine wrote:
Does it need a plot?

I'd like to be eventually marketable, so I'd like to think so.
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I had to go outside in my pajamas at four in the morning to retrieve my wallet from my car.
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Braigwen
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
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Join date : 2009-06-14
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I had cabbage soup for lunch.
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Maximilia
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptyMon Jan 24, 2011 2:19 am

I finally decided to break out Twitter, and use it to broadcast stuff about bad writing and how to fix them, or at least things to watch out for. For example, Limyaal's rants should be a must for any fantasy writer to read. And also, I wanted to broadcast how horrible "Rain" is. Thinking about Ami and how bad she is, I decided, "Hey, I'll follow her on Twitter. This should be good for lulz." Then I realized after I did so, "Hey, didn't I already broadcast my incomplete review, which means she can find that tweet and follow it back here?'

Potential lulz or angry author incoming? I doubt it. But it just goes to show how braindead I am at times.
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Maximilia
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
Maximilia


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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 11 EmptySat Jan 29, 2011 4:23 pm

This is so completely typical, I have to laugh.

So, I request this weekend off specifically for double expee weekend for a game (shut up, I know I have no life)... and also because I've worked every weekend since I've started back at this place. Last night, my immediate boss (front desk manager) gets plastered, goes over to his girlfriend's house, and makes a racket. She, very smartly, calls the cop on his ass, and he takes off only to get busted for DUI. His third DUI which is a felony. So, he's cooling his heels in jail. Today, I wake up to a voicemail from my boss' boss (the general manager of the hotel) saying that the part-time girl who is supposed to be the other auditor (I say supposed to because she's a fucking waste of space who doesn't want to work the job she's been hired for BUT HEY THAT'S OK BECAUSE MAX WILL WORK ALL THE TIME, RIGHT GAIZ?!) evidently called in and said she fainted and is in the hospital, and if she's passing out, they don't know if she can work a night all by her little bitty lonesome and so on.

I completely roll my eyes at this, but I called my boss' boss back and told him if he can't get anyone else, I'll do it. Why? Because I'm the only fucking responsible one there. While some may think I should post this under 'Something Bad', it's not really bad. I mean, overtime? HELL YES. It would suck I'd miss out playing and have to come in on my days off, but like I said above: this is completely typical. However, he seemed to think that he could bond the FD manager out and make him do it. I agreed with that idea.
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I ate some french fries and took a nap.
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