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myeerah
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyTue Sep 21, 2010 11:50 am

I saw an absolutely gorgeous waiter last night and had to forcibly restrain myself from staring every time he walked past. I told my husband that I loved the guy's braids, which was true, but didn't really excuse my checking out the man's (perfect) ass whenever he was facing away from me.
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I found out my friend has a massive penis throug his girlfriend, who is also my friend. Oh the hilarity that will ensue.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyTue Sep 21, 2010 8:10 pm

I finished my math homework; I was fairly tipsy for the last quarter or so of it. Math: more fun when drinking.
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My new apartment will be ready on the first of October. It was supposed to be ready in the middle of August. However, the guy said the date was set in stone, so whether it's ready or not, I'm moving Oct. 1st.
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I farted so loud that I gave my cat a complex. The moment I turn around he runs.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyThu Sep 23, 2010 4:47 pm

Tonight, the fox that lives outside my block has decided to kill a pigeon and get into a shouting match with a cat. I wish it would shut up.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptySat Sep 25, 2010 9:56 am

I slept in until 10am. I only got up because I had headache and needed to take some ibuprofen.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptySat Sep 25, 2010 9:39 pm

ZoZo wrote:
Tonight, the fox that lives outside my block has decided to kill a pigeon and get into a shouting match with a cat. I wish it would shut up.

Just out of curiosity, what sound do foxes make?
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EileenK98 wrote:
ZoZo wrote:
Tonight, the fox that lives outside my block has decided to kill a pigeon and get into a shouting match with a cat. I wish it would shut up.

Just out of curiosity, what sound do foxes make?


To me they sound like a small child screaming. In any case, they sound pretty much like tiny hell-demons.

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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyMon Sep 27, 2010 6:34 pm

Co-op application is due Wednesday, I realized now I need two references, cue frantic emails to previous employers and trying to figure out if I can ask the student newspaper that I blogged to act as a reference...
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyWed Sep 29, 2010 8:39 am

Sometimes people with my last name friend me, always without so much as a hello. Look, I get we have the same last name. I get that our last name is uncommon. I am aware that that might have something to do with you friending me. But if you don't have the time to say, hi, I wonder if we're related; I don't have time for you.


This irks me every time.
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It rained today.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 5:25 pm

I saw Braigwen's signature and got inspired to change mine. Now I am off to replay Lair of the Shadow Broker.
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Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis throug his girlfriend, who is also my friend. Oh the hilarity that will ensue.

"HEY MAN, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GIANT WANG."

"....?"

"...Pass the fruit loops."
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 8:19 pm

Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis through his girlfriend, who is also my friend.

My condolences. His girlfriend must be in quite a lot of pain, having a massive penis through her.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptyThu Sep 30, 2010 9:20 pm

Aggie wrote:
Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis through his girlfriend, who is also my friend.

My condolences. His girlfriend must be in quite a lot of pain, having a massive penis through her.
The first time's the worst. The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 307911
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Fuck you, math class. I just can't wait to spend my weekend doing mountains of homework. Am typing this as I print out graph paper. Crying or Very sad

Edit: THERE IS NO GOD.
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Vilecat wrote:
Aggie wrote:
Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis through his girlfriend, who is also my friend.

My condolences. His girlfriend must be in quite a lot of pain, having a massive penis through her.
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See, thats actually the issue. Its going to be her first time, and if they have full on intercourse, shes just going to be choking on it. :/

But also its just a character trait. Who doesnt like messing with those? The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 588739
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PostSubject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread   The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread - Page 9 EmptySun Oct 10, 2010 5:08 am

I got a frantic call from our rep, who just had his ass chewed by one of our customers: two weeks ago, like a moron, I was talked by a guy into CCing to him a copy of our test report, which he had absolutely no right to see.
But either he gave me a wrong address or the attachment was too large for his mailbox, because I could not deliver the report to him (the customer only found out because he saw that the guy's name was in the CC field).
There was a bit of going around in sackclothes, but no actual damage done.

Everyone in the office agrees that I have much more luck than sense.
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The Unoriginal wrote:
I got a frantic call from our rep, who just had his ass chewed by one of our customers: two weeks ago, like a moron, I was talked by a guy into CCing to him a copy of our test report, which he had absolutely no right to see.
But either he gave me a wrong address or the attachment was too large for his mailbox, because I could not deliver the report to him (the customer only found out because he saw that the guy's name was in the CC field).
There was a bit of going around in sackclothes, but no actual damage done.

Everyone in the office agrees that I have much more luck than sense.

Man I read through this whole thing with the assumption that you like, actually got out carbon paper and did this by hand and had no way to mail it to the guy, until I got to the part about the CC field.

Why on earth would I think that anyone in 2010 would actually use carbon paper for anything?
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Jesus. wrote:
Its going to be her first time, and if they have full on intercourse, shes just going to be choking on it. :/

I think you seriously misunderstand how intercourse works. Colbert
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Miss Prince wrote:
Man I read through this whole thing with the assumption that you like, actually got out carbon paper and did this by hand and had no way to mail it to the guy

The Unoriginal wrote:
the attachment was too large for his mailbox

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Somewhere in here, I know, there's a Dilbert joke.
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I ate a big fat stick of mozzarella cheese in one sitting.
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This happened a couple days ago:

Grandma: I can't get any sound out of my computer! Will you come look?
Me: Okay, sure thing.
Me: ...
Me: Grandma, you don't have any speakers plugged in.
Grandma: I didn't think you needed those.
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One of the GM's I play with is being passive aggressive.
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