Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:50 am
I saw an absolutely gorgeous waiter last night and had to forcibly restrain myself from staring every time he walked past. I told my husband that I loved the guy's braids, which was true, but didn't really excuse my checking out the man's (perfect) ass whenever he was facing away from me.
Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:31 pm
I found out my friend has a massive penis throug his girlfriend, who is also my friend. Oh the hilarity that will ensue.
rae Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : computer chair
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:10 pm
I finished my math homework; I was fairly tipsy for the last quarter or so of it. Math: more fun when drinking.
Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:52 pm
My new apartment will be ready on the first of October. It was supposed to be ready in the middle of August. However, the guy said the date was set in stone, so whether it's ready or not, I'm moving Oct. 1st.
Braigwen Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date : 2009-06-14 Age : 44 Location : Punching Udina.
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:20 pm
I farted so loud that I gave my cat a complex. The moment I turn around he runs.
ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : In WD40's head
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:47 pm
Tonight, the fox that lives outside my block has decided to kill a pigeon and get into a shouting match with a cat. I wish it would shut up.
Miss Misery Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : My home planet
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:56 am
I slept in until 10am. I only got up because I had headache and needed to take some ibuprofen.
EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:39 pm
ZoZo wrote:
Tonight, the fox that lives outside my block has decided to kill a pigeon and get into a shouting match with a cat. I wish it would shut up.
Just out of curiosity, what sound do foxes make?
Seule My Mescaline
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:46 am
EileenK98 wrote:
ZoZo wrote:
Tonight, the fox that lives outside my block has decided to kill a pigeon and get into a shouting match with a cat. I wish it would shut up.
Just out of curiosity, what sound do foxes make?
To me they sound like a small child screaming. In any case, they sound pretty much like tiny hell-demons.
Salamas Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 34 Location : Dark Corner
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:34 pm
Co-op application is due Wednesday, I realized now I need two references, cue frantic emails to previous employers and trying to figure out if I can ask the student newspaper that I blogged to act as a reference...
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:39 am
Sometimes people with my last name friend me, always without so much as a hello. Look, I get we have the same last name. I get that our last name is uncommon. I am aware that that might have something to do with you friending me. But if you don't have the time to say, hi, I wonder if we're related; I don't have time for you.
This irks me every time.
Miss Misery Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : My home planet
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:48 pm
It rained today.
Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:25 pm
I saw Braigwen's signature and got inspired to change mine. Now I am off to replay Lair of the Shadow Broker.
SlyChild Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 32 Location : Ass glued to computer chair. Haven't moved in days.
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:34 pm
Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis throug his girlfriend, who is also my friend. Oh the hilarity that will ensue.
"HEY MAN, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GIANT WANG."
"....?"
"...Pass the fruit loops."
Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:19 pm
Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis through his girlfriend, who is also my friend.
My condolences. His girlfriend must be in quite a lot of pain, having a massive penis through her.
Vilecat
Join date : 2010-09-24 Location : Great White North
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:20 pm
Aggie wrote:
Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis through his girlfriend, who is also my friend.
My condolences. His girlfriend must be in quite a lot of pain, having a massive penis through her.
The first time's the worst.
SlyChild Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 32 Location : Ass glued to computer chair. Haven't moved in days.
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:24 pm
Fuck you, math class. I just can't wait to spend my weekend doing mountains of homework. Am typing this as I print out graph paper.
Edit: THERE IS NO GOD.
Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:47 pm
Vilecat wrote:
Aggie wrote:
Jesus. wrote:
I found out my friend has a massive penis through his girlfriend, who is also my friend.
My condolences. His girlfriend must be in quite a lot of pain, having a massive penis through her.
The first time's the worst.
See, thats actually the issue. Its going to be her first time, and if they have full on intercourse, shes just going to be choking on it. :/
But also its just a character trait. Who doesnt like messing with those?
The Unoriginal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-17
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:08 am
I got a frantic call from our rep, who just had his ass chewed by one of our customers: two weeks ago, like a moron, I was talked by a guy into CCing to him a copy of our test report, which he had absolutely no right to see. But either he gave me a wrong address or the attachment was too large for his mailbox, because I could not deliver the report to him (the customer only found out because he saw that the guy's name was in the CC field). There was a bit of going around in sackclothes, but no actual damage done.
Everyone in the office agrees that I have much more luck than sense.
Miss Prince Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:27 am
The Unoriginal wrote:
I got a frantic call from our rep, who just had his ass chewed by one of our customers: two weeks ago, like a moron, I was talked by a guy into CCing to him a copy of our test report, which he had absolutely no right to see. But either he gave me a wrong address or the attachment was too large for his mailbox, because I could not deliver the report to him (the customer only found out because he saw that the guy's name was in the CC field). There was a bit of going around in sackclothes, but no actual damage done.
Everyone in the office agrees that I have much more luck than sense.
Man I read through this whole thing with the assumption that you like, actually got out carbon paper and did this by hand and had no way to mail it to the guy, until I got to the part about the CC field.
Why on earth would I think that anyone in 2010 would actually use carbon paper for anything?
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:59 am
Jesus. wrote:
Its going to be her first time, and if they have full on intercourse, shes just going to be choking on it. :/
I think you seriously misunderstand how intercourse works.
The Unoriginal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-17
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:57 pm
Miss Prince wrote:
Man I read through this whole thing with the assumption that you like, actually got out carbon paper and did this by hand and had no way to mail it to the guy
Somewhere in here, I know, there's a Dilbert joke.
Snake Bandage Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35 Location : Under the kitchen sink
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:40 am
I ate a big fat stick of mozzarella cheese in one sitting.
SlyChild Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 32 Location : Ass glued to computer chair. Haven't moved in days.
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:50 pm
This happened a couple days ago:
Grandma: I can't get any sound out of my computer! Will you come look? Me: Okay, sure thing. Me: ... Me: Grandma, you don't have any speakers plugged in. Grandma: I didn't think you needed those.
Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
Subject: Re: The "Something Completely Average Happened to Me Today" thread Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:24 pm
One of the GM's I play with is being passive aggressive.
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