Psuedo Rape, Sexual Healing - NSFW

Ok, so I had just facepalmed a few minutes ago because I remembered a really REALLY bad story set in the City of Heroes fandom by Gamma Girl (who's *sigh* on my server, dammit). That story included fire imps with giant sized sex organs who raped people pumping lava semen into them. Sadly, they took that story down!

But I found another story near as bad.

I present to you: RETURN!

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Sometimes life just blows chunks.

It makes you take it in the backside and then it makes you suck it.

*shifty eyes*

Eeeew... No! Even I think that's gross.

That you had to clarify that for us says something, I think.

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She wasn't wealthy like the rest of us and she had an emptiness I couldn't seem to fill.

Because you didn't have a cock, dear.

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Remember that I'm the semi-official shameless hussy of Paragon, so if I don't want to talk about it, you know it's pretty bad.

SEMI-official? I'd say you've blown right through and become the official shameless hussy. Grats.

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And I'd been raped twice.

Woah, relax.

You can't rape the willing right?

You have understand that I'm pretty much a clinical nymphomaniac.

There's really no such thing as rape for me, just sex I wasn't expecting.

No, I'm pretty sure that's still rape, dumb ass.

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I like to masturbate up there too.

Bystander on the street below: *looks up* Is it raining?

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Wow, creepy. I got a stalker.

But he's a stalker who made me cum really hard so I knew I'd be going back for more.

"Aw, cute, he sent me the cut out hearts of virgins... wanna fuck?"

Blah. There's more. I need to scrub my brain out and try to look at City of Heroes in an innocent light again. Which won't ever happen. THANKS A LOT, GAMMA GIRL!

"There's really no such thing as rape for me, just sex I wasn't expecting."

Wow.

*twitch* I'm so, so glad now that there is nowhere in the Rogue Isles or Paragon where they have animated raining.

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"There's really no such thing as rape for me, just sex I wasn't expecting."

"Surprise!" :blink:

Rabid Badger wrote:

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"There's really no such thing as rape for me, just sex I wasn't expecting."

"Surprise!" :blink:

DAMMIT! People need to stop beating me to quotes!

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There's really no such thing as rape for me, just sex I wasn't expecting

I almost wanna sig this.