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PostSubject: Destination Saturn   Destination Saturn EmptySat Nov 14, 2009 7:22 pm

Destination Saturn - a wonderful little piece that someone over on the Something Awful forums found in a library. It's pretty obviously done on a typewriter. You might remember this from one of our first fanfic readings. It's pretty fantastic.

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Where's Don LaFontaine when you need him?

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Great name for a religion or greatest name for a religion?

Seriously, after we read this, Zeiss and I both changed our Facebook religious status to 'Konvar8ian'. It's just that awesome.

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I'd mistake this for a ham-fisted 9/11 allegory if it hadn't been written in the 1970s

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I hate it when I have a bad bath. It just fucking kills me, man.

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You know what? I'm not even going to ask.

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“And she said that I'll put a wooded stake in your heart so you will die and she said that you're a idiot vampire that I'll ever met in my life.”


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"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

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That's my favourite kind of paranoia – Commie Paranoia!

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Awfully specific, those adages. There are probably more of them than there are Rules of Acquisition.

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However, Grust had five doctorates in the field.

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XXXXX star, you say? I'd be excited, but I'm pretty sure five Xs means scat porn.

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I wonder if they're under attack.

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That accent is about as Russian as Chekov's.

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Good advice, that. And it is advice that is good.

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Yes, yes, yes, but the important question is: what is your name and has he killed your father?

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Do I even want to know?

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Nah, I probably don't.


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“Org?” Oh god, he's talking about Orgrimmar. He must play Warcraft. He's got about the right level of coherence for it.

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Friends with BENEFITS.

This is just the first three chapters of eighteen.
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Ghoti
Ghoti
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PostSubject: Re: Destination Saturn   Destination Saturn EmptyWed Nov 18, 2009 6:52 pm

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TOP SECRET REDACTED FAIRY TALES.

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That's fucking deep, man. *takes a drag from her joint*

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But you better believe me I take it to the, take it to the, take it to the top
You got to believe me I take it to the, take it to the, take it to the top

... I can't believe I just quoted 50 Cent.

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And thus began many infantilism-related fetishes

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It's Jar-Jar Binks! Run!

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Where's that noise coming from? You should go check the trunk.

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What're you talking aBOOT?

I'm sorry.

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James Bond in Captain NO: coming this December

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Learn your multiplication tables with Grust!

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Is this religion a ripoff of Bokononism? Jesus.

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HEY

LISTEN





















HEY

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Eyes popping like grapes... mmm... grapes.
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Exodia's Right Leg
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PostSubject: Re: Destination Saturn   Destination Saturn EmptySun Nov 22, 2009 6:13 am

This is the funniest thing I've seen since WGW began. I was LOL

Count me as a convert, I'm switching to Konvar8ism right now.
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PostSubject: Re: Destination Saturn   Destination Saturn EmptySun Nov 22, 2009 11:10 am

We did a reading of this. Here's the link if you want to listen to it.
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