| Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:31 pm | |
| I can't believe I haven't even looked at the Firefly section yet! Oh. Em. Gee. So many Rayne fics. So many Mal-has-a-daughter fluff fics. Also, I have a knack for finding first time writer's fics. :-/ Violet Caressess: What heppens when a companion freind of Inara's comes on Firefly and finds romance in the crew? Read to find out! IxM, MxOC, JxOC NO FLAMES, REVIEW! I think what drew me to this fic was the 'NO FLAMES, REVIEW!' - Quote :
- (AN: Welcome to my 1st Firely fanfic! Im so excited! I now its going to be great, so review & favrite. Thanks to Shila for helping me w/ this!)
Shila needs to try a little harder as a beta, methinks. - Quote :
- (Disclaimer: I only own Maeve, evry1 else is Joe Swedon’s! Dont sue me!!1)
I'm sure Joe Swedon won't. Joss Whedon, on the other hand, might. - Quote :
- Inara braided a girl’s hair. It was a rich chesnut with beutiful purple streeks thru it.
Purple streaks through the hair; chestnut was shocked and outraged! - Quote :
- She was indeed gorgous, with alabasar skin, delicate features, vuluptous curves, and full kissable lips.
Maybe it's just me and I'm reading too many typos into this, but I keep seeing "vuluptous" as "vultureuptous". - Quote :
- Maeve and Inara went to the same companion school, but Maeve was only 18 and was just now able to work as a companion.
Wow, Inara must have been held back a lot in Companion School! - Quote :
- All the men looked at them with desire. Maeve blushed, because she was young and a virjin.
Tee hee! I'm so innocent! - Quote :
- He smiled pervertly at her, putting his hand on her ass when he talked to her and starring at her boobs.
"They will star in the greatest film of all time: Peter Piper Pickled a Pair of Pineapples!" - Quote :
- Maeve had to agree, because she was a prostitute, but she was whorified.
You can say that again! *dies laughing* - Quote :
- “Oh, INara!” she whimpered. “A whorible man wants to sleep with me tonight!”
"He goes to whores! It's whoreable!" - Quote :
- “Oh no!” Inara cried. “Thats a very evil man! He raped 2 companions at the same time for 48 hours strate!”
Dood's got stamina! - Quote :
- “Oh, Inara!” Maeve cried despretly. “I dont want to loose my virjinity to a man like that! I want my 1st to be a gentle man, with lots of experience, whose brave and strong!”
“Dont worry Maeve, I know someone just like that!” Inara exclaimed. “After the pary, come back onto Firefly with me, so you can escape that pedofile and Ill introduce you to a man.” But Companions aren't children... OH NEVER MIND! | |
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Dixie Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : London, UK
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:02 am | |
| Obvious troll is obvious. Got to be a troll. Her Harry Potter story is even worse: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] All that awful spelling, all those homonyms, all those cliches... Actually, it wouldn't surprise me at all if this turned out to be from the Bad Story competition a few months ago. | |
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unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:46 am | |
| Yea, the spelling of the word horified is just too glorious to be a coincidence. The only other explanation is the Beta finding the mistake and thinking it too hilarious to take out. | |
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Yattara Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-09-06 Location : East of the meridian
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:06 am | |
| Euhm, didn't Companions get to choose the people they were going to accompany/sleep with? Inara does say something like that in the series. | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:56 pm | |
| Why yes, yes they do. | |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:54 pm | |
| I'm still trying to figure out how anyone could spell virginity with a 'j'
Also, pedofile. I'm assuming this is the special file they keep the names of all known child molesters in? | |
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Seule My Mescaline
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:17 pm | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:18 pm | |
| "Violent Caresses"? The title alone reeks of weapons-grade suck. Forget flames, we should start a full-fledged bonfire to incinerate this thing. | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:38 am | |
| Actually, Chris, "Violent Caresses" is the name I gave the snark. The name of the fic is "Violet Caresses", which isn't a lot better. | |
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xLilacEy Guest
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:25 pm | |
| Hello everyone. Nice to see you find my writings amusing. If you couldn't tell by the correct grammar I am now using, both my stories were indeed trolls. However, I wasn't aware of a bad story contest; I just enjoy badfic so much that I wanted to write some myself. I was afraid I was going over the top, but I got some kicks out of it and wasn't planning on updating again (I couldn't manage to write troll-virginity-losing scene), so I can't complain. This was my first troll, and most likely my last. |
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kleine_kat Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 44 Location : Lower Countries
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:15 am | |
| But it was such a good effort! It made it here, after all, and yes, there have been and probably will be again badfic-writing contests. ... Although, authors that truly are awful and think they're swell are actually much more fun.
Still, nice troll. | |
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Blooferlady Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 33 Location : In your closet
| Subject: Re: Violent Caresses ~*~stabbity, stabbity!~*~ (A firefly fic) Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:31 am | |
| I, for one, certainly got a laugh out it. Whorified. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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