5D's and Pokeman as Drawn by an 8-year-old

Except this shit is supposedly drawn by a fan in her late twenties. I know not everyone can be the next fucking Picasso, but come on. The art is... well. "Lumpy blobs" I think would best describe most of it.

One of the "best" images in her gallery features a little girl with a huge deformed head, a lumpy torso, and tiny stick legs. And it looks like there's a pink dildo sticking out of the kid's skirt. Somewhere behind the girl's head, it looks like someone has a microbiology slide projected onto the wall. I THINK the artist was trying to draw this, but then got a massive carpal tunnel attack and was damn determined to draw it anyway.

She does this quite consistently, actually:

* How it's supposed to look - :D
* If the animators had first raided a Budweiser plant - D:

* How it's supposed to look - :D
* If the animators were drawing blindly with "toddler-friendly" crayons - D:

* How it's supposed to look - :D
* If the animators of 12 oz. Mouse had been hired to do the job - D:


But I'm still trying to figure out just what the hell this is. I'm almost certain there's something trying to erupt from its innards a la Aliens. Probably this thing.

Have at it, folks!

The Alien from Uranus wrote:

* How it's supposed to look - :D
* If the animators of 12 oz. Mouse had been hired to do the job - D:

Normally I despise outright tracing, but I think I would have preferred it in this case. :unskilled78:

Oh my... that's poor.

Really, really poor. I hope she's fibbing about the age.

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All her...whatever they are seem to have strangely elongated torsos, and little stumpy arms and legs. There's actually a medical syndrome that can cause that sort of deformity (can't think of the name right now), but I'm fairly sure that's not what she's aiming for.

Also, if she's 20, she's functionally illiterate. My sons could write clearer, more concise descriptions when they were eight.

I have diagnosed the problem. It's trying to draw in MSPaint. And she absolutely sucks at trying to draw with a mouse. This was no pencil on paper effort here folks.

Technobrat wrote:

I have diagnosed the problem. It's trying to draw in MSPaint. And she absolutely sucks at trying to draw with a mouse. This was no pencil on paper effort here folks.

No, there are hints of pressure sensitivity settings and flow, which MSPaint doesn't have. It's Photoshop.

Addendum, from her Deviantart Page:
My parents took the laptop so I am typing on the DSI. I only got a couple minutes, but just so you guys know I might not have internet (being able tocheck messages) for 3 days

yeah. 27 years old my ass. Sounds more like a teenager.

Nihilist wrote:

Technobrat wrote:

I have diagnosed the problem. It's trying to draw in MSPaint. And she absolutely sucks at trying to draw with a mouse. This was no pencil on paper effort here folks.

No, there are hints of pressure sensitivity settings and flow, which MSPaint doesn't have. It's Photoshop.

Well, even photoshop, it's clearly drawing with a mouse.

Technobrat wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

Technobrat wrote:

I have diagnosed the problem. It's trying to draw in MSPaint. And she absolutely sucks at trying to draw with a mouse. This was no pencil on paper effort here folks.

No, there are hints of pressure sensitivity settings and flow, which MSPaint doesn't have. It's Photoshop.

Well, even photoshop, it's clearly drawing with a mouse.

You'd be surprised at how hard it is to learn to draw with a tablet, though. It's not a magic bullet to suddenly draw better. This person could simply be terrible at it.

Nihilist wrote:

Technobrat wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

Technobrat wrote:

I have diagnosed the problem. It's trying to draw in MSPaint. And she absolutely sucks at trying to draw with a mouse. This was no pencil on paper effort here folks.

No, there are hints of pressure sensitivity settings and flow, which MSPaint doesn't have. It's Photoshop.

Well, even photoshop, it's clearly drawing with a mouse.

You'd be surprised at how hard it is to learn to draw with a tablet, though. It's not a magic bullet to suddenly draw better. This person could simply be terrible at it.

Hmm hadn't even thought of tablet (lol how out of touch am I)...which makes it worse.