An Unusual Sex Toy (A Gundam Wing quickshot)

Okay guys, I decided to step a little outside of the bounds of my fandom this time, in the spirit of the competition. Thanks to Wufei, my Gundam Wing buddy, for helping me with characterization. Hm, I wonder what this one is about...

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Um. Kinky. Weird. Yaoi? OOC. Wufei torture...

Not mine, I'd sure as hell *not* do this to anything I actually owned...





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Huh? That's weird, I could have sworn there was a title there a second ago. Oh well, let's go on.

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Treize slowly lifted an eyebrow as Wufei blushed madly and squirmed beneath
that penetrating gaze. Finally, the boy's eyes dropped, a silent admission
of defeat. Finally, the general chose to speak. "Dragon, I had no idea
your tastes were so... unique."

Treize: Really, the ladies on elephants and the bottles of ginger ale and the rubber bath toys I could understand, but the anatomically incorrect carrot costume is a bit much.

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"...shut up, Treize." Wufei raised his face, scowling.

"How, may I ask, did you come about this little... obsession?"

Wufei heaved a long sigh, eyes downcast. "Have you ever heard of a website...called 4chan?"

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"It's none of your damn business." Wufei crossed his arms,
trying to mask embarrassment with impatience. "Are we going to fuck
or not?"

"Patience, Wufei. Before I experiment with anything, I prefer to
research it... One never knows when knowledge might prove useful."
Treize smiled smugly at his young lover.

Wufei: That would explain why you take three different research notebooks and a set of colored pencils in with you every time you jerk off.
Treize: Y-you mean...not all men graph their ejaculation performance starting at the tender age of twelve?

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Wufei heaved a deep sigh. "Fine, if you *must* know... Duo has a
fondness for experimenting... and a libido the size of a third-world nation."

Wufei: You should see it...the flies, the starving children, the political unrest...
Treize: I'm starting to understand why you're such a barrel of laughs.

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Treize looked faintly injured. "I'm not your first?"

Wufei: ...no. I had a wife. You know, that woman with which I had a long-standing monogamous relationship?
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Wufei: *sigh*

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Treize sniffed. "If you're going to be that way, I don't know if
I want to do this after all."

"Gomen, Treize, but that line won't work... after all, I'm more
familiar with eggbeaters than you are, and two people are not necessary
for their operation." Wufei smirked and cranked the eggbeater a few
times for emphasis.

Treize sighed, deciding that it would be best to admit defeat gracefully
and plot revenge later. "Then, Dragon, let's go to bed... and bring
your toy with you."

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(Delcat: Hey Wufei, if Wufei was going to use an eggbeater as a weapon, what kind of eggbeater would he use?
Delcat: Like an oldstyle one, or a modern one?
Wufei: ... Oldstyle.
Delcat: Thank you.
Delcat: What about Treize?
Wufei: ... new.
Wufei: Why?
Delcat: No reason :3
Wufei: ...whut.)

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Treize: Y-you mean...not all men graph their ejaculation performance starting at the tender age of twelve?

( Insert Tuxedo Mark joke here )

All my eggbeaters are electric. *wink**wink*