Mother and daughter fight over the same man

And they both get thrown in jail over it.

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Eustis Police said they responded to a Grove Street residence early
Friday for an argument between Lisa W. Johnson, 46, and her biological
daughter, Jessica Marie Fixl, 25. They had been arguing over a man
named Richard Bowman, who, according to police reports, "is having
sexual relations with both" women.

You stay classy, bro.

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During their first visit to the home, police thought Johnson appeared
intoxicated and told her to go to sleep, but about 20 minutes later
they returned to the scene and found Johnson bleeding from her forehead. It was serious enough that paramedics had to respond, according to the report.

Johnson told officers that after they left she went to go to bed, but
her daughter "struck her with a closed fist on the forehead because she
was jealous," according to her arrest affidavit.

But another witness at the scene, a juvenile, said Johnson entered the
room where Richard Bowman was staying and grabbed his crotch. She would
not let go, the witness told Fixl and that's when she struck her
mother, according to the report.

Richard Bowman also told police Johnson grabbed him and would not let
go. At one point, she said she was going to "rip them off," according
to Bowman's account.

I wish; that'd be one way of solving this problem.

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Police learned that Bowman and Johnson had been living together as a
couple for a year. But Johnson recently went to jail, and then Bowman
and Fixl "began having sexual relations," according to the affidavit.

About two weeks ago, Johnson returned from jail and resumed living with
Fixl and Bowman. "At which time Bowman was having sexual relations with
both women," the affidavit states.

What a sick situation. I bet the guy (in my dad's words) 'ain't no count', either.

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