Nippon Heroine 3 - AKA Celebrian: The Manga

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After tackling Ariake, our Fearless Spork Squad wanted to take on something shorter. Delcat suggested Nippon Heroine 3 by Niku Ringo, a Dragon Quest doujin which, she said, invoked some pangs of everybody’s favorite lavender-shaded sexfic from the old days. “Why, that sounds charming”, Inkweaver and I exclaimed. Little did we know…

If you haven’t got the warning yet, all links are FUCKING HELL NSFW PEOPLE

ETA 11/13: Imageshack links are down. Follow along here.
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Delcat (5:44:15 PM): Okay, let's do this thing. Zeiss, can we have some snarking music?
Zeiss Manifold (5:44:29 PM): let me find some
Zeiss Manifold (5:45:09 PM): [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Delcat (5:45:19 PM): Thank you.
Delcat (5:45:34 PM): Here we go!
Inkweaver (5:54:35 PM): LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Delcat (5:54:41 PM): WOOHOO!

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Inkweaver (5:55:16 PM): There are so many things wrong with this.
Inkweaver (5:55:20 PM): Soooo many.
Delcat (5:55:21 PM): Ariake: Twenty years later.
Zeiss Manifold (5:55:23 PM): We're all exciteing adults, right?
Zeiss Manifold (5:55:36 PM): 'Cause otherwise we can't read it
Zeiss Manifold (5:55:43 PM): IT WILL TURN TO ASH IN OUR HANDS
Delcat (5:55:44 PM): I may just be an exciting adult, unfortunately.
Inkweaver (5:55:48 PM): what if I am a boreing adult
Inkweaver (5:56:01 PM): It will turn to ash and sap our intelligence!
Delcat (5:56:07 PM): Then you have to sit in the corner and read tax returns.
Inkweaver (5:56:19 PM): Hmm.
Inkweaver (5:56:22 PM): This, or tax returns.
Inkweaver (5:56:33 PM): If I choose tax returns, does that say that I am sane or what?
Delcat (5:56:36 PM): Tax returns with dickgirls on them.
Zeiss Manifold (5:56:45 PM): "And you can be a Nippon Heroine too in just ten easy steps!"

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Delcat (5:57:56 PM): Not a lot here, but that...sentient box thing worries me.
Delcat (5:58:08 PM): I'm afraid it may be related to Ono.
Zeiss Manifold (5:58:17 PM): What is it with hentai authors and sentinent box things
Delcat (5:58:43 PM): Beef & Apple sentient box thing, no less.
Zeiss Manifold (5:58:48 PM): ...On closer inspection, that's just the Simpson's house with a lightsaber attatched to it
Zeiss Manifold (5:58:59 PM): *Simpsons'
Delcat (5:59:12 PM): Is it a dildo lightsaber?
Zeiss Manifold (5:59:23 PM): OH NO NOT THAT

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Zeiss Manifold (6:00:51 PM): First thoughts: Did Waffles write this?
Delcat (6:00:55 PM): Look, guys! It's our old friends, the Banana Tits!
Zeiss Manifold (6:01:33 PM): And she's summoning popcorn out of nowhere in panel 5.
Inkweaver (6:01:38 PM): I love banana tits
Zeiss Manifold (6:01:39 PM): Is this a Troll 2 doujin?
Zeiss Manifold (6:01:57 PM): They look more like watermelon slices actually
Inkweaver (6:01:58 PM): I want to draw little trees under them.
Delcat (6:02:22 PM): Probably not, seeing as there are actually trolls.
Inkweaver (6:02:36 PM): ...well then.
Zeiss Manifold (6:02:37 PM): So it IS Waffles
Zeiss Manifold (6:02:39 PM): badumtisch
Inkweaver (6:02:43 PM): That's something I'm not looking forward to.
Delcat (6:02:59 PM): It's sad that he only has the one shoe. He must have serious foot problems in the other one, what with all the adventuring.

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Delcat (6:04:48 PM): Do, a slave, a female slave
Delcat (6:05:02 PM): Re, my cock is in your ass
Inkweaver (6:05:36 PM): NOTE: SHE DOES NOT ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THIS
Delcat (6:06:22 PM): You mean, she doesn't actually have nipples the size of my index finger?
Zeiss Manifold (6:06:25 PM): Does she have a clit erection?
Delcat (6:06:38 PM): No, she's just happy to see you.
Zeiss Manifold (6:07:00 PM): There's that damn popcorn again
Delcat (6:07:32 PM): That's why her cleavage sweat smells different! She secretes pure 100% non-butter butter topping!
Zeiss Manifold (6:08:24 PM): But how
Delcat (6:08:49 PM): The magic of Orville Redenbacher, my friend.
Zeiss Manifold (6:09:35 PM): so yeah
Zeiss Manifold (6:09:43 PM): this is all going to be about smelly bits, isn't it
Delcat (6:09:58 PM): Not ALL about smelly bits.
Delcat (6:10:07 PM): SOME of it is going to be about ball torture :D
Zeiss Manifold (6:10:11 PM): oh boy
Inkweaver (6:11:13 PM): thissounds
Inkweaver (6:11:16 PM): absolutely disgusting.
Delcat (6:11:35 PM): Ayuh.
Delcat (6:12:03 PM): Ready to move on?
Zeiss Manifold (6:12:20 PM): ALRIGHT

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Zeiss Manifold (6:13:13 PM): So, it's that easy to tell if girls are constipated?
Inkweaver (6:13:26 PM): You know
Delcat (6:13:31 PM): I want to know in what universe you can get away with RANDOMLY RAMMING A FINGER UP SOMEONE'S ASSHOLE and not be hauled away to solitary confinement.
Inkweaver (6:13:31 PM): Why do I think this guy might have been THAT GUY
Zeiss Manifold (6:13:46 PM): probably
Inkweaver (6:13:46 PM): and that this is all his schoolboy fantasy as he draws AK-47s and imagines shooting up the school
Inkweaver (6:14:02 PM): while his history teacher tries to get his attention and fails.
Delcat (6:14:05 PM): Except since it's in Japan, he got paid good money for it instead.
Inkweaver (6:14:11 PM): Oh right.
Inkweaver (6:14:21 PM): Also the joyous "Holy crap! It stinks!" bit...
Zeiss Manifold (6:14:23 PM): "Peeking, stealing, pervert, that's all you seem to do..."
Inkweaver (6:14:25 PM): I don't even
Delcat (6:14:26 PM): ...I'm not sure which is the better outcome.
Delcat (6:14:43 PM): And the girls are jealous. They are jealous of being anally assaulted.
Delcat (6:15:07 PM): And I swear that merchant is the little brother of those witches from Ocarina of Time.
Inkweaver (6:15:24 PM): I just actually leaned away from the screen when I saw him.

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Zeiss Manifold (6:16:33 PM): ENEMAS
Zeiss Manifold (6:16:36 PM): THEY'RE MAGIC
Zeiss Manifold (6:17:13 PM): wait
Zeiss Manifold (6:17:15 PM): is he SPARKLING
Delcat (6:17:19 PM): I really have no idea what the little CREW-CUT BROTHERS aside is supposed to mean. I'm almost inclined to think it's a drive-by ad for another hentai manga.
Delcat (6:17:32 PM): OH GOD EDWARD'S SECRET IS REVEALED
Zeiss Manifold (6:17:49 PM): THIS IS THE SKIN OF A PERVERT
Inkweaver (6:19:15 PM): OH LOOK SHE MIGHT HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW
Inkweaver (6:19:17 PM): This
Inkweaver (6:19:21 PM): might be creepier than ariake
Delcat (6:19:39 PM): At least she's of age?
Zeiss Manifold (6:19:44 PM): Ono has a weird sort of childlike glee to everything
Inkweaver (6:19:44 PM): "What a stupid, masochistic pervert"
Zeiss Manifold (6:19:49 PM): this is just straight-up sketchy
Inkweaver (6:20:02 PM): I dunno
Inkweaver (6:20:11 PM): this doesn't have Ono's twinkling dickgirl innocence
Zeiss Manifold (6:20:25 PM): Ono is like a magic porn elf
Delcat (6:20:31 PM): Just a thick layer of grime.
Zeiss Manifold (6:20:40 PM): and sweat.
Delcat (6:21:00 PM): And unspeakable other fluids.
Inkweaver (6:21:01 PM): he goes around with a great big bag of porn distributing it to all the kiddies and his belly jiggles like a bowl full of... um...
Inkweaver (6:21:02 PM): cum?
Inkweaver (6:21:13 PM): That didn't go where I wanted it to.
Zeiss Manifold (6:21:14 PM): Exactly.
Delcat (6:21:31 PM): Does cum jiggle?
Zeiss Manifold (6:21:36 PM): ...Depends.
Inkweaver (6:21:45 PM): well
Delcat (6:21:46 PM): ...moving right along.
Inkweaver (6:21:50 PM): ...yeah.

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Delcat (6:22:45 PM): Okay, so I'm not entirely sure, but doesn't "tsundere" denote a girl who beats the crap out of people, not the other way around?
Zeiss Manifold (6:22:52 PM): So basically it's an armpit fetish book
Inkweaver (6:22:54 PM): This is particularly disgusting to me as an individual because I can't stand offensive smells.
Inkweaver (6:23:12 PM): You mean a girl who craps the beat out of people?
Zeiss Manifold (6:23:21 PM): [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Delcat (6:23:30 PM): It's okay, Inky. Remember, it's buttery topping smell! We all love popcorn!
Delcat (6:24:14 PM): Yeah, see, he just took away her tsuntsun side. Now she's just deredere.
Zeiss Manifold (6:24:32 PM): and by deredere we mean smelly
Delcat (6:24:34 PM): It's sad when I'M arsed to think these things through when the MANGAKA isn't.
Delcat (6:24:43 PM): I think that's actually duriduri...an.
Zeiss Manifold (6:24:50 PM): Duran Duran?
Zeiss Manifold (6:25:11 PM): I don't think she's progressed to that stage yet
Delcat (6:25:43 PM): I wonder what those little untranslated tags are. Are her armpits talking?
Inkweaver (6:26:06 PM): They're sighing
Zeiss Manifold (6:26:15 PM): No, they're singing.
Zeiss Manifold (6:26:16 PM): WE ARE THE ARMPITS ARMPITS ARE WE
Delcat (6:26:46 PM): When the armpits start singing, it is officially time to start reading a different
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Zeiss Manifold (6:27:10 PM): Hey this is the same manga
Zeiss Manifold (6:27:12 PM): you lied
Delcat (6:27:30 PM): I tried, but it just kept changing back into this one D:
Zeiss Manifold (6:27:34 PM): ...
Zeiss Manifold (6:27:55 PM): Now it's gone and reminded me of that Joshcube fic where he talks about his "levels of horniness".
Delcat (6:27:56 PM): ...o-oh God. Is that...is that a hingedick?
Zeiss Manifold (6:28:21 PM): I think that's her tongue
Zeiss Manifold (6:28:26 PM): otherwise that cock is upside down
Delcat (6:28:40 PM): Oh thank God.
Zeiss Manifold (6:28:46 PM): She looks goddamn thrilled, by the way.
Inkweaver (6:29:04 PM): I love her squinty eyes.
Inkweaver (6:29:08 PM): Zeiss, you are a man.
Inkweaver (6:29:16 PM): In your wildest fantasies, do you imagine such a face?
Delcat (6:29:37 PM): I used to know the name for that kind of weird-ass DERP DERP face. Erogane, maybe? Or maybe it started with a "g">
Delcat (6:29:46 PM): It says something that Japan actually has a word for it.
Inkweaver (6:29:54 PM): So this is a recurring thing then
Inkweaver (6:29:55 PM): you know
Zeiss Manifold (6:29:56 PM): Not really.
Zeiss Manifold (6:29:58 PM): Level 20: ARMPIT evolves to GYARADOS
Inkweaver (6:30:05 PM): the more I see of this stuff, the less I want to go to japan
Inkweaver (6:30:22 PM): I'm afraid I'll be accosted by dickgirls and men wanting to check me for constipation
Delcat (6:30:27 PM): Zeiss, that is an amazing mental image and we may have to commission someone to make it a reality.
Zeiss Manifold (6:30:48 PM): Someone on Deviantart probably has that fetish already.
Inkweaver (6:30:59 PM): IT IS DEVIANT LOLOLOLOLOL
Inkweaver (6:31:00 PM): -shot-
Inkweaver (6:31:26 PM): ahhh now here's a book i can get into. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Delcat (6:31:32 PM): Man, I went to Japan and I couldn't even find any doujinshi. I'm starting to think there are two parallel Japans, and the one your plane lands in depends on some kind of variable involving tentacles and dicks where they are not supposed to be.

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Inkweaver (6:31:51 PM): You went to Japan
Inkweaver (6:31:52 PM): .
Inkweaver (6:31:53 PM): ?*
Delcat (6:32:04 PM): Sure did. AND THIS DID NOT HAPPEN I SWEAR.
Zeiss Manifold (6:32:39 PM): Are you SURE?
Delcat (6:32:47 PM): Why would you need salve for meat? It's kind of past being itchy, seeing as it is dead.
Inkweaver (6:32:58 PM): You know, I thought I was desensitized.
Inkweaver (6:33:11 PM): But reading descriptions of these things is not the same as seeing them rendered lovingly by caring hands.
Inkweaver (6:33:21 PM): all I can think is, "Someone thought this was awesome."
Delcat (6:33:26 PM): Never the case, Inky, you know that. Every time you hit rock bottom, someone throws you a shovel. A shovel covered in jizz.
Inkweaver (6:33:34 PM): I CAN'T HOLD THE SHOVEL
Inkweaver (6:33:36 PM): THE JIZZ IS SLIPPING
Zeiss Manifold (6:33:50 PM): Okay her nipples are maracas.
Delcat (6:33:59 PM): It gets worse when you realize it's ISSUE III of someone thinking this is awesome.
Zeiss Manifold (6:34:00 PM): I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP WITH THE LEVELING, GAIZ
Inkweaver (6:34:28 PM): No no
Zeiss Manifold (6:34:38 PM): So basically these people just go to the park every Sunday and watch people shit
Inkweaver (6:34:44 PM): see his other fetish -- the one he hides on the grounds of it being more normal -- involves mariachi bands.
Delcat (6:34:53 PM): I like the guy in the background going "HOW LOWLY!" It disappoints me that they didn't bother to draw in the popping monocle and the cup of tea.
Inkweaver (6:34:56 PM): I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK ONE DAY
Inkweaver (6:34:59 PM): IN THE MERRY MERRY MONTH OF MAY
Inkweaver (6:35:05 PM): WHEN BEFORE MY WANDERING EYES
Inkweaver (6:35:15 PM): I BEHELD A -- OH DEAR GOD SOME LADY IS SHITTING IN THE GRASS
Zeiss Manifold (6:35:25 PM): All doujins should involve a monocle guy
Delcat (6:35:30 PM): Just another day in New York.
Zeiss Manifold (6:35:46 PM): "WHAT IS THIS CALENTUROUS CADDISHNESS?"

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Delcat (6:36:28 PM): The name "Female Warrior" may no longer be entirely accurate.
Zeiss Manifold (6:36:38 PM): Her balls look like kidney beans.
Delcat (6:36:50 PM): Or just kidneys.
Zeiss Manifold (6:37:18 PM): So where did she get the package?
Delcat (6:37:39 PM): I think he mentioned a body modification staff, hence the milk as well.
Inkweaver (6:37:43 PM): I love so much how they haven't even bothered trying to actually cover her breasts
Inkweaver (6:37:46 PM): nothing will hold them back
Zeiss Manifold (6:37:50 PM): Well yeah but
Inkweaver (6:37:52 PM): "here, how about we just drape some napkins on it"
Inkweaver (6:38:02 PM): "The bra's not working, is it?"
Zeiss Manifold (6:38:06 PM): there's big difference between "Let's make these nipples bigger"
Inkweaver (6:38:08 PM): "No, but these napkins are a bit like curtains.'
Zeiss Manifold (6:38:20 PM): and growing an entire reproductive organ system out of nowhere.
Delcat (6:38:27 PM): They're just the elephants in the room at this point.
Delcat (6:38:47 PM): They already tried drawing a little face on them and pretending they were modern art.
Zeiss Manifold (6:38:55 PM): Oh, and they're *stained* curtains at that.
Delcat (6:39:36 PM): You know what I really don't get? The crosshatching around the areolas. Are they stitched on or something?
Zeiss Manifold (6:39:44 PM): So basically women just randomly lactate whenever.
Delcat (6:39:54 PM): Don't men?
Zeiss Manifold (6:40:06 PM): THE VELVETEEN NIPPLE
Zeiss Manifold (6:40:09 PM): ...no
Delcat (6:40:32 PM): ...then what's that dripping from your...Zeiss, do you need a ride to the hospital?
Zeiss Manifold (6:40:46 PM): ah man, not AGAIN
Inkweaver (6:40:49 PM): did you really just reference my favorite childhood book here, Zeiss Manifold?
Zeiss Manifold (6:40:57 PM): HA HA HA
Delcat (6:41:09 PM): Lactation isn't something that happens overnight
Zeiss Manifold (6:41:10 PM): MY RUINOUS PLAN IS COMPLETE
Inkweaver (6:41:15 PM): YOUNG MAN, THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE
Inkweaver (6:41:17 PM): GO TO YOUR ROOM
Inkweaver (6:41:19 PM): MARCH!
Delcat (6:41:21 PM): But when someone loves you, really loves you...
Zeiss Manifold (6:41:43 PM): BUT DEL SAID I COULD STAY ALL NIGHT AND READ PORN AND HAVE AS MANY COOKIES AS I WANT
Delcat (6:41:55 PM): I SAID NO SUCH THING, MISTER
Zeiss Manifold (6:42:01 PM): YES YOU DID
Zeiss Manifold (6:42:09 PM): I'VE GOT IT ON TAPE
Delcat (6:42:16 PM): DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO LACTATE ABOUT

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Inkweaver (6:42:40 PM): YOU'RE TEARING US APART
Delcat (6:43:06 PM): See? It's proof she's his sex slave. Totally natural.
Zeiss Manifold (6:43:13 PM): okay what the
Zeiss Manifold (6:43:27 PM): What level is she *at* now? Eleventy grillion?
Delcat (6:43:50 PM): And one.
Zeiss Manifold (6:43:50 PM): AUTHOR: YOU DO NOT JUST SHOVE THINGS INTO PENISES
Delcat (6:44:03 PM): wait wait
Zeiss Manifold (6:44:04 PM): PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LAY OFF THE SAIYUKI FANFICS

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Inkweaver (6:44:10 PM): It's official: This is worse than Ariake.
Delcat (6:44:13 PM): shit sorry THERE we go
Inkweaver (6:44:23 PM): Whereas Ariake was like Barbies with dicks
Inkweaver (6:44:26 PM): this is... this is like
Inkweaver (6:44:39 PM): Barbie with a pitchfork raping my eys.
Zeiss Manifold (6:44:42 PM): BALLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
Inkweaver (6:44:42 PM): eyes*
Zeiss Manifold (6:44:55 PM): DOESN'T THE WRITER HAVE A MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
Zeiss Manifold (6:45:01 PM): COULDN'T HE JUST *CHECK*
Zeiss Manifold (6:45:05 PM): IT'S NOT THAT HARD
Delcat (6:45:09 PM): It would be hilarious if the mangaka was female, I must say.
Inkweaver (6:45:35 PM): I don't even HAVE balls and this is hurting mine.
Inkweaver (6:45:37 PM): if I had them.
Zeiss Manifold (6:45:39 PM): NO IT WOULDN'T
Inkweaver (6:45:43 PM): Maybe I feel it from a parallel universe where I was born as a man.
Zeiss Manifold (6:45:47 PM): THAT WOULD MEAN THIS IS WHAT SHE *WANTS* TO DO
Zeiss Manifold (6:45:54 PM): IMAGINE IF YOU WERE GOING OUT
Zeiss Manifold (6:45:58 PM): FOR A GENTLE STROLL
Zeiss Manifold (6:46:06 PM): AND YOU SAW SOMEONE SHITTING INTO A PIG
Zeiss Manifold (6:46:09 PM): THAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD
Delcat (6:46:10 PM): You know, jellyfish tentacles are pretty fragile. If you managed to get them into your urethra, you still wouldn't be able to get them back out.
Inkweaver (6:46:13 PM): Maybe Zeiss' sympathetic ball pain is so momentous that i can feel it psychically.
Zeiss Manifold (6:46:37 PM): Is that a tentacle? It looks more like tubing of some sort.
Delcat (6:47:00 PM): Hey, the tits are no picnic either. That...flopping...ugh, that CANNOT feel good.
Zeiss Manifold (6:47:11 PM): I don't even KNOW what fruit those are.
Zeiss Manifold (6:47:22 PM): Radishes?
Delcat (6:47:24 PM): Bowling balls. Bowling ball fruit.
Delcat (6:47:31 PM): Or giant turnips, maybe.
Delcat (6:47:53 PM): Ono's Random Narrative Cocks are making another appearance.
Inkweaver (6:48:01 PM): Dicks that talk, dicks that walk
Inkweaver (6:48:06 PM): I'm calling the MIB for this one, guys
Zeiss Manifold (6:48:10 PM): Hey wait, she has a dick *and* a clit
Zeiss Manifold (6:48:11 PM): that's cheating
Delcat (6:48:22 PM): Oh, please do. I NEED that flashy thing now.
Inkweaver (6:48:40 PM): I think maybe even Will Smith wouldn't be able to help us here.
Delcat (6:49:16 PM): *squirm* BREASTS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT. YOU CANNOT COMPRESS THEM TO 1/4TH THEIR SIZE BY GENTLY SQUEEZING THEM.

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Delcat (6:49:32 PM): my C&P is pretty bad
Zeiss Manifold (6:50:03 PM): I like how she's just daintily milking herself
Delcat (6:50:13 PM): Popcorn, popcorn everywhere
Inkweaver (6:50:14 PM): wtf
Inkweaver (6:50:18 PM): how is she still a virgin?
Zeiss Manifold (6:50:26 PM): she is in her vagina
Inkweaver (6:50:32 PM): You know just because a penis hasn't been inserted DOES NOT make you a virgin!
Delcat42 (6:50:37 PM): Say it with me, guys:
Inkweaver (6:50:42 PM): Please be gentle
Delcat (6:50:45 PM): SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN IN HER VAGINA.
Inkweaver (6:50:49 PM): I'm still a virgin -- yay
Zeiss Manifold (6:50:55 PM): in your vagina?
Inkweaver (6:51:10 PM): not after this comic.
Inkweaver (6:51:12 PM): I feel violated.
Zeiss Manifold (6:51:20 PM): I'm still a virgin in my…penis.
Zeiss Manifold (6:51:23 PM): I guess.
Zeiss Manifold (6:51:29 PM): I've never put tubing in it.
Delcat (6:51:47 PM): That should no longer be a properly working asshole, much less a magical one that grants orgasms for natural bodily functions.
Zeiss Manifold (6:51:58 PM): But it shits popcorn!
Zeiss Manifold (6:52:28 PM): SHOW US TO THE NEXT PAGE, HOODED JUSTICE
Inkweaver (6:52:33 PM): At least she can store things in them.
Inkweaver (6:52:36 PM): it, rather
Inkweaver (6:52:43 PM): she doesn't have more than one asshole, I think.
Delcat (6:52:46 PM): I love how even the mangaka doesn't know what to do with her dick in Panel 3. "Oh, just kind of shove it over to one side there, I've got other things to draw."

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Zeiss Manifold (6:53:00 PM): "A new kind of tits for a new generation! Even General Yamamoto is astounded!"
Zeiss Manifold (6:53:37 PM): BLORF HORF HORF
Delcat (6:53:38 PM): May I just state, for the record, that I will NEVER be able to understand how nose hooks are even REMOTELY sexy?
Inkweaver (6:53:50 PM): Like, seriously
Inkweaver (6:53:56 PM): I know, everyone has his or her fetishes
Inkweaver (6:54:02 PM): and I try not to put them down, I REALLY try but
Inkweaver (6:54:11 PM): this... some things... THIS IS JUST FUCKED UP OKAY
Delcat (6:54:28 PM): Especially since it always makes me think of little kids making faces.
Zeiss Manifold (6:54:38 PM): Just for once I'd like to read a doujin without the word "embarrassing" in it.
Delcat (6:54:58 PM): If you get a stiffy from a five-year-old turning his nose up and going NYEEEEAH, you deserve to have jellyfish tentacles shoved down your urethra.
Zeiss Manifold (6:55:05 PM): "It stinks!"
Inkweaver (6:55:29 PM): Well, there WAS pig fucking earlier
Delcat (6:55:42 PM): Man, she really likes popcorn.

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Zeiss Manifold (6:56:29 PM): It's that "lowly" guy again
Delcat (6:56:30 PM): So...she can orgasm indefinitely just by sitting around and sniffing herself all day?
Delcat (6:56:59 PM): That's about the only thing she's gained here.
Zeiss Manifold (6:57:14 PM): I like the guy in the back just going ^_^
Inkweaver (6:57:17 PM): so basically this guy took everything that he thought made her sexy, and took it away.
Delcat (6:57:37 PM): Pretty much.
Inkweaver (6:57:45 PM): he's thinking of a pleasant tic tac toe game, Zeiss. Don't fault him for mentally escaping from this.
Zeiss Manifold (6:57:51 PM): [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Delcat (6:57:58 PM): I mean, unless he LIKES nipples that look like those bop-'em dolls you play with in preschool.
Zeiss Manifold (6:58:12 PM): They look like Spongebob's eyes when he's sad
Delcat (6:58:19 PM): That was needed, Zeiss, thank you.
Zeiss Manifold (6:58:40 PM): [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Delcat (6:59:49 PM): Ah, a meat banquet. That's just what we need after this nasty-ass piece of the manga, people sitting around enjoying a nice banquet of various meats from around the world.
Zeiss Manifold (7:00:01 PM): Do they have ribs? I like ribs.
Inkweaver (7:00:02 PM): That sounds delightful, Delcat!
Inkweaver (7:00:08 PM): Why... why do I feel like...
Inkweaver (7:00:11 PM): that's not what this is at all
Delcat (7:00:17 PM): Ribs and steak and chicken and fish, BUT NO HOT DOGS OR SAUSAGES
Zeiss Manifold (7:00:29 PM): OR SALAMIS OR CURRYWURSTS
Delcat (7:00:44 PM): OR TUNA

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Delcat (7:01:08 PM): ...why do all of my dreams explode into popcorn of despair?
Zeiss Manifold (7:01:27 PM): Why do they call it a horse cock? It's not a horse.
Delcat (7:01:36 PM): It was at this point that I really started having Celebrian flashbacks.
Delcat (7:01:48 PM): I think it's a comparison, which makes it doubly unpleasant, really.
Zeiss Manifold (7:01:49 PM): I can understand that.
Zeiss Manifold (7:02:06 PM): At least there's no magic dildos...yet.
Delcat (7:02:18 PM): What even is that in Panel 3? Did the Nike swoosh just smack her ass?
Zeiss Manifold (7:02:30 PM): Looks more like a hockey stick.
Zeiss Manifold (7:02:45 PM): Panel 4 would make a great reaction image for forum drama. Just saying.
Delcat (7:03:05 PM): ...that's incredibly true.
Inkweaver (7:03:20 PM): Dunno guys
Inkweaver (7:03:26 PM): I'm seeing the appeal here
Inkweaver (7:03:33 PM): I'm finally starting to understand Celebrian
Zeiss Manifold (7:03:39 PM): OH GOD
Zeiss Manifold (7:03:41 PM): INKY NO
Zeiss Manifold (7:03:45 PM): DEL WE'RE LOSING HER
Delcat (7:03:48 PM): WHAT HAVE I DONE
Inkweaver (7:03:55 PM): THAT'S THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH
Inkweaver (7:03:56 PM): I LIKE IT
Inkweaver (7:03:58 PM): UH HUH UH HUH
Delcat (7:04:03 PM): HOLD ON TO THE MEAT BANQUET, INKY
Zeiss Manifold (7:04:05 PM): shut up, beavis
Inkweaver (7:04:05 PM): ...maybe putting on my disco mix wasn't such a great idea.
Delcat (7:04:11 PM): HOLD ON TO THE HAPPY LAND OF RIBS AND STEAK
Delcat (7:04:21 PM): WE'LL EVEN MAKE YOU SPAGHETTI JUST FOR YOU
Delcat (7:04:26 PM): JUST DON'T LEAVE US
Zeiss Manifold (7:04:29 PM): MY HENTAI DOUJIN TASTES LIKE A TACO

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Inkweaver (7:04:51 PM): Awww okay okay
Inkweaver (7:05:18 PM): peel
Inkweaver (7:05:19 PM): off
Inkweaver (7:05:21 PM): his foreskin
Zeiss Manifold (7:05:37 PM): There has *got* to be a way to word that better.
Delcat (7:05:48 PM): You know how in a lot of Ralph Bakshi's work, he has one or two incredibly angular characters, with long mouths? And you know how they're bizarre but elegant at the same time? ...yeah, that's nothing like this.
Zeiss Manifold (7:06:23 PM): At least this isn't rotoscoped.
Delcat (7:06:54 PM): "I'm just gonna kinda mash my dick against your nose in a vague fashion. I'm not getting off on it or anything, I just have poor motor control. If you could help it find its way to your mouth, that'd be great. Yeah, thanks, that's better, sorry about that."
Zeiss Manifold (7:07:31 PM): I bet the troll doesn't even know what's going on.
Zeiss Manifold (7:07:42 PM): That grin? He's squinting.
Inkweaver (7:07:45 PM): It's possible the troll is not saying anything and that's the penis talking.
Zeiss Manifold (7:07:47 PM): Trying to make sense of her nose.
Delcat (7:07:59 PM): Considering it looks more like she's sucking on a sea cucumber, maybe she missed his dick entirely.
Zeiss Manifold (7:08:08 PM): DURF I CAN BLOWJOB GUD
Inkweaver (7:08:19 PM): She was taught by the best!
Inkweaver (7:08:20 PM): LOLCOCKS
Delcat (7:08:30 PM): OH GOD INKY WE WILL MAKE A MINT ON THAT IDEA
Delcat (7:08:45 PM): ZEISS, GO GET US SOME CUTE COCK PICTURES
Zeiss Manifold (7:08:49 PM): ...
Zeiss Manifold (7:09:08 PM): Didn't you save the Ariake pages? We can use the hingedicks.
Delcat (7:09:16 PM): YES!
Zeiss Manifold (7:09:34 PM): I GOT A HINGE CUZ I LUV YOU

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Delcat (7:09:53 PM): I...I wanna apologize formally at this point.
Zeiss Manifold (7:10:14 PM): okay, NO cock should look like that
Inkweaver (7:10:21 PM): Proceed, Delcat.
Delcat (7:10:36 PM): I am sincerely sorry for inflicting this on you guys, as /d/ inflicted it on me.
Inkweaver (7:10:45 PM): /sobsob
Delcat (7:10:51 PM): Didn't the Goblin King's cock have bumps all over it?
Inkweaver (7:10:54 PM): It's okay, nothing to be sorry about, I am perfectly in my right mind
Delcat (7:11:09 PM): More Celebrian parallels, and a suggestion that there's a monster STD making the rounds.
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:10 PM): You remind me of the cock.
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:13 PM): What cock?
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:19 PM): Cock with the smegma.
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:23 PM): What smegma?
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:33 PM): Smegma of voodoo.
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:35 PM): Who do?
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:37 PM): You do!
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:40 PM): Do what?
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:45 PM): Remind me of the cock.
Delcat (7:11:53 PM): Well, Labyrinth is ruined forever now.
Zeiss Manifold (7:11:53 PM): I SAW MY SMEGMA
Zeiss Manifold (7:12:01 PM): CRY AS HARD AS SMEG COULD CRY
Zeiss Manifold (7:12:04 PM): WHAT COULD I DO
Zeiss Manifold (7:12:13 PM): MY COCKSLAVE'S LOVE HAD GONE
Zeiss Manifold (7:12:22 PM): AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE-OO-OO
Zeiss Manifold (7:12:26 PM): NOBODY KNEW
Inkweaver (7:12:27 PM): THIS IS MAJOR COCK TO CUM CONTROL
Delcat (7:12:30 PM): I can't stop staring at the panel with the invisidick ringed by smegma. It just. I CAN'T STOP.
Zeiss Manifold (7:12:55 PM): WHAT KIND OF DICKGIRL SPELL TO USE
Delcat (7:13:00 PM): IT'S THE PRESSURE OF KNOWING WHAT THE SMEG IS ABOUT
Delcat (7:13:08 PM): THE FORESKINS ALL SCREAMING "OH, LET ME OUT"
Zeiss Manifold (7:13:39 PM): SLIME OR SNAILS
Zeiss Manifold (7:13:42 PM): OR BLOWJOBBING FAILS
Zeiss Manifold (7:13:49 PM): SHITTING OR SUCKING
Zeiss Manifold (7:13:55 PM): then smegma said
Zeiss Manifold (7:13:58 PM): DANCE DICKGIRL DANCE
Delcat (7:14:19 PM): CAST THAT DICKGIRL'S SPELL ON ME
Zeiss Manifold (7:14:19 PM): ...the rest proceeds accordingly.
Inkweaver (7:14:24 PM): Well.
Delcat (7:14:28 PM): SLAP THOSE BITCHES, MAKE THEM PEE
Delcat (7:14:39 PM): Sorry, that bit had to be in there.
Inkweaver (7:14:47 PM): Writing one more movie down on Shit I Can NEVER Watch Again
Delcat (7:15:00 PM): At this point, wouldn't it be easier to write the exceptions?
Delcat (7:15:27 PM): All that's on my exception list at this point is Dumbo and a how-to VHS on hanging wallpaper.

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Inkweaver (7:15:54 PM): nope haven't been around long enough to have certain things taken from me. Fortunaetly.
Zeiss Manifold (7:15:56 PM): "Level 3543645675: Cumming on wallpaper."
Inkweaver (7:15:58 PM): Fortunately*
Zeiss Manifold (7:16:29 PM): Her tits are trying to leave the book.
Delcat (7:16:34 PM): I can actually see him getting horny from that lewd face, because she's starting to resemble one of his own kind.
Delcat (7:16:40 PM): Wouldn't you?
Inkweaver (7:17:11 PM): Yeah, kinda. At least then it SORT of makes sense?
Delcat (7:17:31 PM): You know what totally turns me on? Seeing someone's jaw broken. That is just the most erotic thing in the world for me.
Delcat (7:17:36 PM): Wait, what am I thinking of?
Delcat (7:17:41 PM): A nice set of pecs.
Inkweaver (7:17:43 PM): GUYS
Inkweaver (7:17:44 PM): DINNER
Delcat (7:17:46 PM): Sorry, don't know where my mind was there.
Inkweaver (7:17:47 PM): SOMEHOW I HAVE AN APPETITE
Inkweaver (7:17:47 PM): BRB
Delcat (7:18:07 PM): I wanna grab something too, be right back.
Zeiss Manifold (7:18:21 PM): I'm going to get something to eat too while I'm at it
Zeiss Manifold (7:18:26 PM): WE SHALL RECONVENE LATER

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Delcat (7:23:30 PM): OKAY
Delcat (7:32:18 PM): Mmm...soup.
Inkweaver (7:36:35 PM): mmm
Inkweaver (7:36:36 PM): dark chocolate
Zeiss Manifold (7:37:51 PM): hey gaiz
Inkweaver (7:38:05 PM): HALLO
Delcat (7:38:07 PM): Are we ready to rock again?
Inkweaver (7:38:11 PM): is it time for me to throw up all my food I just ate?
Zeiss Manifold (7:38:13 PM): YOU BETCHA
Inkweaver (7:38:19 PM): YAY
Delcat (7:38:25 PM): THEN HERE WE GO

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Delcat (7:38:38 PM): That's it, she is no longer human.
Delcat (7:38:51 PM): She is become Aardvark, Sucker of Dicks.
Zeiss Manifold (7:39:20 PM): I like how just after she begs for insults, somebody gives her a compliment.
Delcat (7:39:41 PM): What, "pig slut"?
Zeiss Manifold (7:39:53 PM): "She's so into it!"
Zeiss Manifold (7:39:59 PM): like he's congratulating her
Delcat (7:40:04 PM): Kind of.
Delcat (7:40:13 PM): God, even her ears are being penetrated now.
Inkweaver (7:40:25 PM): She's an eleventh level dick-sucker, Zeiss.
Delcat (7:40:29 PM): It's like there's a party in this manga and every orifice is invited.
Zeiss Manifold (7:40:40 PM): Except the vagina.
Delcat (7:40:51 PM): The vagina is just fashionably late.
Zeiss Manifold (7:41:03 PM): It looks more like she's sucking a vaccuum on high power than anything.
Delcat (7:41:44 PM): What's with the weird two-tone effect in the first panel? Is...is the troll actually wearing a condom?
Inkweaver (7:42:00 PM): I dunno he's just being cautious
Inkweaver (7:42:03 PM): can you blame him?
Delcat (7:42:37 PM): I don't think he can catch anything worse than what he already has, but point.

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Zeiss Manifold (7:43:52 PM): SHE'S BLASTING INTO ORBIT
Zeiss Manifold (7:44:11 PM): *FWOOSH*
Delcat (7:44:18 PM): He jizzes so hard it hits the back of her throat and shoots out her nose again. Please tell me this is not actually possible.
Zeiss Manifold (7:44:27 PM): Dickgirl died on the way back to her home planet. The end.
Zeiss Manifold (7:44:45 PM): Well, if soda can shoot out of people's noses...
Inkweaver (7:45:01 PM): "I'm cumming from the stinky cum" - This is class A writing, let me tell you what
Delcat (7:45:13 PM): OH GOD IS JIZZ CARBONATED NOBODY EVER TOLD ME
Delcat (7:45:36 PM): Fun activity: Pretend "cum" is the secret word on Peewee's Playhouse. AAAAAAH!
Zeiss Manifold (7:45:44 PM): *BALLOONS*
Zeiss Manifold (7:46:21 PM): "Good? He's da best."
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Inkweaver (7:46:41 PM): You know, there's something that wouldn't be ruined for me. Peewee's playhouse.
Inkweaver (7:46:44 PM): Something about that show...
Delcat (7:46:57 PM): Seriously. Just...no. It hurts my eyes and my brain.
Delcat (7:47:26 PM): I can't believe I'm eating during this.
Zeiss Manifold (7:47:26 PM): This...is crack.
Inkweaver (7:48:01 PM): Me either.
Delcat (7:48:04 PM): Zeiss? You might want to grab, like, one of those little stress aliens or something now. Okay?
Inkweaver (7:48:08 PM): this chocolate is too good to lose my appetite, though
Zeiss Manifold (7:48:21 PM): hey gimme some of that chocolate
Zeiss Manifold (7:48:34 PM): Who's going to bring the liquor when we do [NEXT PROJECT]?
Delcat (7:49:00 PM): We all should bring our poison of choice. A little liquor buffet.
Delcat (7:49:13 PM): I hope you have something to squeeze, Zeiss...

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Zeiss Manifold (7:49:53 PM): Apparently, they *are* set on including *all* the holes.
Inkweaver (7:50:03 PM): And possibly some more.
Inkweaver (7:50:08 PM): Sir, we have some extra holes in stock if you desire.
Delcat (7:50:12 PM): What is the tensile strength of the average testicle? Time to find out!
Zeiss Manifold (7:50:43 PM): This actually doesn't bug me as much as the last time, partly because they're at least not crushing them with a spiky vice.
Delcat (7:50:51 PM): You wait. You just wait.
Inkweaver (7:51:12 PM): Wait till i show this to Alex. I'm gonna laugh when he squirms.
Inkweaver (7:51:21 PM): ...am I a bad person?
Zeiss Manifold (7:51:29 PM): You're just confused.
Delcat (7:51:34 PM): This is probably the part of the manga that bothers me the most. This girl has been treated like shit, but all she wants is to keep her virginity for the one who's abusing her, and he won't even give her that.
Inkweaver (7:51:49 PM): This is so ridiculous I can't even think of it in those terms.
Delcat (7:51:51 PM): I know I shouldn't be thinking this much about it, but jeez.
Zeiss Manifold (7:51:51 PM): Oh don't tell me you're emotionally invested in this.
Delcat (7:52:14 PM): It's just low, is all I'm saying.
Zeiss Manifold (7:52:14 PM): I think my brain shut off at the "levelling up" part
Delcat (7:52:40 PM): The rest disgusts me, but the concept here is enough to make me angry instead of just irritated.
Inkweaver (7:53:01 PM): CARRY ON MY WAYWARD --- ...uh
Inkweaver (7:53:01 PM): DAUGHTER
Delcat (7:53:06 PM): Also, the troll's cock is perfectly vertical and that just BUGS me.

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Delcat (7:53:38 PM): How about now, Zeiss?
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Inkweaver (7:53:55 PM): OH MY GOD ZEISS
Inkweaver (7:53:58 PM): I AM SO SORRY
Delcat (7:54:31 PM): I warned you, man. I could've just dropped you into it, but I gave you ample stress alien time.
Zeiss Manifold (7:54:47 PM): oddly enough it's the blood that freaks me out more than anything
Delcat (7:54:53 PM): As a side note, I was wondering what it'd take to get you to reaction shot.
Inkweaver (7:54:58 PM): We're masochists. We have to be.
Zeiss Manifold (7:55:16 PM): I mean her balls just look cartoonish.
Delcat (7:56:19 PM): How can she possibly be getting any jizz out at this point, anyway? Aside from the fact that she's orgasmed 9154795079 times at this point, the vas deferens can NOT be in a happy place right now.
Zeiss Manifold (7:56:42 PM): Well maybe she has a MAGIC vas deferens
Delcat (7:56:56 PM): And it's actually milk? Possible.

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Zeiss Manifold (7:57:34 PM): the fuck am i looking at
Zeiss Manifold (7:58:01 PM): a LITERAL banana tit
Delcat (7:58:02 PM): I know the part that bothers me the most on this page shouldn't be the tit, but dang. Just...dang. That is so far removed from an actual female breast that it may actually be a kind of fish at this point.
Inkweaver (7:58:13 PM): The fist
Inkweaver (7:58:15 PM): up the ass
Inkweaver (7:58:16 PM): I just
Inkweaver (7:58:17 PM): what
Inkweaver (7:58:20 PM): she
Inkweaver (7:58:21 PM): but he
Inkweaver (7:58:23 PM): but I
Inkweaver (7:58:24 PM): but
Inkweaver (7:58:26 PM): dklfjakldfj
Zeiss Manifold (7:58:30 PM): i just want to peel the tit off the page and see
Zeiss Manifold (7:58:58 PM): See right now the portion of my brain that deals with spacial anatomy is like
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Delcat (7:59:05 PM): He's excavating for pirate's treasure in that booty
Inkweaver (8:00:22 PM): Argh! Shiver me timbers!
Inkweaver (8:00:25 PM): prepare to be boarded!
Inkweaver (8:00:35 PM): ...haha, I SLAY myself/
Zeiss Manifold (8:00:42 PM): get off the stage
Delcat (8:00:53 PM): PLAY FREEBIRD
Inkweaver (8:00:53 PM): I REFUSE
Inkweaver (8:01:01 PM): ON BOTH COUNTS

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Delcat (8:01:33 PM): Dude, how did he make her bleed if he's barely even touching her vagina?
Zeiss Manifold (8:01:34 PM): this manga just hates me now
Zeiss Manifold (8:01:44 PM): there is no reaction image for what i'm feeling
Delcat (8:01:58 PM): Even the cutaway shot is admitting that there is just no fucking way
Delcat (8:02:51 PM): She doesn't even have any other organs, just intestines and various reproductive paraphenalia
Inkweaver (8:03:09 PM): GWOOOOH
Delcat (8:03:10 PM): She swapped her lungs for bus money
Inkweaver (8:03:11 PM): that's like
Inkweaver (8:03:12 PM): GLEEP
Delcat (8:04:18 PM): We've got four pages left. You guys wanna venture a guess as to how this ends?
Inkweaver (8:04:29 PM): oh god.
Inkweaver (8:04:32 PM): no.
Delcat (8:04:39 PM): You, Zeiss?
Zeiss Manifold (8:04:46 PM): ...
Zeiss Manifold (8:04:58 PM): EVERYONE GOES TO MAGIC ICE CREAM LAND
Delcat (8:05:02 PM): If only.
Zeiss Manifold (8:05:02 PM): IN THE SKY

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Zeiss Manifold (8:05:37 PM): they're
Zeiss Manifold (8:05:47 PM): they're not going to magic ice cream land
Zeiss Manifold (8:05:49 PM): are they
Delcat (8:05:53 PM): Did...did he just turn her intestines inside out?
Inkweaver (8:06:03 PM): Don't be silly, Zeiss
Delcat (8:06:03 PM): Is she shitting out her own intestines?
Inkweaver (8:06:06 PM): THIS
Inkweaver (8:06:07 PM): IS
Inkweaver (8:06:11 PM): ICE CREAM LANNNNNND
Zeiss Manifold (8:06:20 PM): her ass is a nipple
Delcat (8:06:26 PM): man I am not puttin' that stuff in no ice cream cone
Inkweaver (8:06:39 PM): Those are ice cream dispensers you see there.
Inkweaver (8:06:44 PM): observe as it secretes ice cream.
Delcat (8:07:00 PM): That cock should be tickling her liver right now.
Delcat (8:07:29 PM): By "breaking her pussy", she means "severe internal puncturing".
Inkweaver (8:07:31 PM): Guys, I dunno about you but when a cock hits MY liver
Inkweaver (8:07:39 PM): I just GWOOOH all over the place.
Zeiss Manifold (8:07:57 PM): There's a cock in the liver, dear Eliza!
Delcat (8:08:28 PM): Then suck it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, then suck it, dear Henry, dear Henry, suck it!
Delcat (8:08:54 PM): son of a whore Zeiss my MOTHER used to SING THAT TO US when we were DEAR INNOCENT CHILDREN
Delcat (8:09:03 PM): WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME DO
Inkweaver (8:09:11 PM): I am rofling. Just FYI.

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Zeiss Manifold (8:13:36 PM): [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Delcat (8:14:08 PM): Oh, Zeiss, your reaction shots say more than we could ever hope to type.
Inkweaver (8:14:09 PM): This is just cartoonish now
Inkweaver (8:14:16 PM): I keep expecting bugs bunny to pop through the wall like
Inkweaver (8:14:20 PM): Nyeeeeeh what's up doc
Delcat (8:14:38 PM): It wouldn't be a carrot he was nibbling, though D:
Delcat (8:15:03 PM): Man, I can see all the way to Norway through that tunnel vag.
Inkweaver (8:15:04 PM): D;
Inkweaver (8:15:06 PM): D:
Zeiss Manifold (8:15:18 PM): :D
Zeiss Manifold (8:15:23 PM): i mean D:
Delcat (8:15:48 PM): So the real question is
Delcat (8:15:54 PM): Who the HELL is gonna clean up this mess
Zeiss Manifold (8:16:04 PM): not me
Delcat (8:16:12 PM): Not it.
Inkweaver (8:16:14 PM): NOT IT
Inkweaver (8:16:16 PM): ...DAMMIT
Zeiss Manifold (8:16:22 PM): HAW HAW
Delcat (8:16:26 PM): Sorry, Inky. You kept that shovel, right?
Inkweaver (8:16:37 PM): fine, I'll go get the goddamn shovel and gloves and mask and whips.
Inkweaver (8:16:39 PM): Wait, not that last one.
Zeiss Manifold (8:16:46 PM): and the hazmat suit
Delcat (8:16:55 PM): And the Febreeze
Delcat (8:17:04 PM): Last page, guys. You ready?
Zeiss Manifold (8:17:04 PM): and the lava soap
Zeiss Manifold (8:17:08 PM): go ahead

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Delcat (8:17:58 PM): ...no, seriously. That's the last page. It just...stops.
Inkweaver (8:18:06 PM): There are no others?
Inkweaver (8:18:15 PM): BUT WHAT WILL I DO FOR KNOWING WHAT THEIR EVIL PLAN IS?!
Inkweaver (8:18:17 PM): WHAT WILL I DOOOO
Delcat (8:18:35 PM): There's a bunch of pictures of Sailor Scouts in similar dire straits, but no, nothing more.
Zeiss Manifold (8:18:35 PM): You know, I'm starting to think that the author doesn't like women all that much.
Delcat (8:19:06 PM): I'm starting to think the author doesn't understand what biology is.
Delcat (8:19:25 PM): Why does it go without saying that she got pregnant when she isn't even the same SPECIES?
Zeiss Manifold (8:19:45 PM): I can sum up the author's attitude towards basic biology as such:
Zeiss Manifold (8:19:46 PM): [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Zeiss Manifold (8:19:55 PM): And that's the last cap for today
Delcat (8:20:24 PM): Well, at least we learned something today. Now we can spell "pig" in Japanese!
Delcat (8:20:33 PM): And when people ask us how we know, we just cry and drink.
Zeiss Manifold (8:20:36 PM): Yay.
Delcat (8:21:00 PM): Okay, guys, it's RAMchip time.
Inkweaver (8:21:03 PM): RAMchip?!
Zeiss Manifold (8:21:18 PM): what is this RAMchip of which you speak
Delcat (8:21:22 PM): Zeiss, name one good thing and one bad thing about this manga, and I'll give you a delicious RAMchip!
Zeiss Manifold (8:21:46 PM): GOOD: Um, they only stole one thing from Joshcube
Zeiss Manifold (8:21:54 PM): BAD: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Delcat (8:22:03 PM): Good! *RAMchip*
Zeiss Manifold (8:22:04 PM): I know I said I was through with the caps but I lied.
Delcat (8:22:05 PM): Inky?
Inkweaver (8:22:23 PM): GOOD: I have become even more desensitized!
Inkweaver (8:22:28 PM): BAD: EVERYTHINNNNNNG
Delcat (8:22:48 PM): Good! *RAMchip*

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The Fearless Spork Squad has made it through another adventure, but who knows what terrors await them? Find out next time!

Spoiler:

This was a Dragon Quest doujin? I guess I can at least take solace in the fact that no slimes approachethed, then.

Delcat wrote:

This was a Dragon Quest doujin? I guess I can at least take solace in the fact that no slimes approachethed, then.

I think so. I recognize one of the priestess characters that showed up for a page or two, plus it explains the whole "leveling up" thing.

My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! :panic: :unskilled78:

I was thinking about this when I was trying to go to sleep, and I came to the conclusion that calling her "constipated" was a vast understatement. Likely all those fistings gave her megacolon.

Then, when I realized I was using actual brain cells for pondering this manga, I felt like this: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Holy Christ on a cracker, you guys have some crazy stamina. You are all crazy-amazing.

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Damn..."Celebrain: The Manga" is a great way of putting it.

I finally finished this, why wouldn't the images go away? What have I done to my poor brain?

Oh God. The phrase 'cannot unsee' has never been more appriate. I salute you guys.

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Am I wrong, or in the last frame of this one can you see her little baby cock budding already?

It looks like a lemon.

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ETA: Also in the last page, why do the other women just react by going 'No way, how did this happen?'. Why aren't they like 'Where have you been for the past few weeks, what are these rumours about you shitting in public, why do you have banana-udders where your breasts were and WHY DO YOU HAVE A DOOM COCK?!'

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Am I wrong, or in the last frame of this one can you see her little baby cock budding already?

Either that, or a parasitic sea cucumber is horrified at its host's behavior and is trying to escape the body. I would too.

I wonder what the other two issues are like...

Is that an actual synopsis or a joke? I honestly can't tell, and that's a problem.

What a bizare manga.

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Anyway, I was going to attempt to say something about the anatomy fails in this manga, but...there's so damn many, I don't even know where to start.

BTW, who was the mangaka for this? Is it that enigmatic "Beef & Apple" on the cover, or is that the publisher?

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I couldn't even finish this and I already declare it officially worse than Anal Justice 2 and that awful Tifa/Malboro manga combined.

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