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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:12 am

Rabid Badger wrote:
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I just love it when people confuse "threw", which is a verb (1.3. person singular preterite), with "through", a preposition which usually starts an adverbial clause.

You don't have to be a philologist to figure out the difference.... and that confusing these two homophones can become a big source of lulz.

I honestly didn't notice it, I was trying to understand the awkward explanation I was given for why its possible to doink ghosts.

Because the author said so. If Vampires can have sex, despite having had their bodies drained of blood and possessing no pulse or heartbeat, then ghosts can have sex, despite the fact they're nothing but shades of the dead and completely insubstantial.


Well it would depend on the vampire type, in some stories they still have heart beats or other things like that, but a lot of the time they end up splooging blood too.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:15 am

Cardboard Tube Knight wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:
Cardboard Tube Knight wrote:
The Scientist wrote:
I just love it when people confuse "threw", which is a verb (1.3. person singular preterite), with "through", a preposition which usually starts an adverbial clause.

You don't have to be a philologist to figure out the difference.... and that confusing these two homophones can become a big source of lulz.

I honestly didn't notice it, I was trying to understand the awkward explanation I was given for why its possible to doink ghosts.

Because the author said so. If Vampires can have sex, despite having had their bodies drained of blood and possessing no pulse or heartbeat, then ghosts can have sex, despite the fact they're nothing but shades of the dead and completely insubstantial.


Well it would depend on the vampire type, in some stories they still have heart beats or other things like that, but a lot of the time they end up splooging blood too.

Talk about your crime scene fetish. I bet the dry cleaning bills are high for those vamps.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:53 pm

I found a golden oldie for you guys all the way from back in 1997:
Artemises Lover Written with all the skill a horny 13 yo can muster this is a touching love story about a boy/girl named Oscar realizes he has fallen in love with the Cat Artemis from Sailor Moon so he writes him a love letter. After saving Artemis from being gang raped by a pack of cats Artemis porceeds to fuck him in his pussy. Included in the intro is a lovely description by the 13 yo male author about how he fucks his cat every night.

http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/oscarfics/al_unedited.txt

Read at your own risk it is fucking awful
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:48 pm

Shit...why did the kid have to put his name on it lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:13 pm

God, and it's the original, non-censored, non-MSTed text, too. I couldn't even get through the MST.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:02 pm

I will have to look into this later.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:13 am

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I remember a few:"Assorted FFVII Nastiness": I vaguely remember two fics- one in which an aphrodesiac powder creates a giant rape orgy (and left readers wondering how RedXIII's "bright red penis" could "unfurl")

I remember that one. Sadly, I don't remember its name. Basically, Cloud, Red, and some guy who went back and forth between being Vincent and the author's insert came across some sort of powder that turned them into mindless rape zombies. They had been talking to Yuffie, who had stolen something earlier (and who was also acting like a weepy, whiny OOC twit). They immediately proceeded to gang-bang her. Then Tifa and Aeris walk in, and they rape them, too. Sadly, I can't seem to find it.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Fri May 31, 2013 11:27 am

IMO, the worst fanfiction without porn in it:

THE MISERY SENSHI NEO-ZERO DOUBLE BLITZKRIEG DEBACLE!!!!!!!!

Daria/Sailor Moon, in the style of fucking Tom Clancy.

MST here:

http://members.tripod.com/pink_boy/SOUP03_Misery/neozero1.htm

Be warned: It's rather long.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:40 am

This is amazing. Thank you: now I have my new reading list.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:53 am

Serious question...since we have a thread devoted to the worst fanfics, would you guys support the creation of a companion thread focusing on the worst fanfic writers(a WGW Hall of Shame, if you will)? Because if you do, I can think of at least a half-dozen nominees right off the top of my head.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:11 pm

You are completely free to start the thread on your own. Go ahead! I'd love to see your list.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:12 pm

Yes. But you have to READ ALL THROUGH THEM to make sure they're worthy of being unworthy.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:15 pm

Sorry to do some thread resurrection, but I searched all the pages hoping to find that a fic and I couldn't. The fic I'm looking for is a Christian's take on Harry Potter. Basically what happens is Harry passes out while riding his broomstick and ends up with some Christian guy who tells him about how witchcraft is totally wrong. This inspires Harry to convert and stop doing magic. Despite the fact that in the HP universe, magic is an inborn trait like having blue eyes or something. If you can also find the MST someone did of it, I'd appreciate it.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sat Sep 20, 2014 8:33 am

Mouse wrote:
Sorry to do some thread resurrection, but I searched all the pages hoping to find that a fic and I couldn't. The fic I'm looking for is a Christian's take on Harry Potter. Basically what happens is Harry passes out while riding his broomstick and ends up with some Christian guy who tells him about how witchcraft is totally wrong. This inspires Harry to convert and stop doing magic. Despite the fact that in the HP universe, magic is an inborn trait like having blue eyes or something. If you can also find the MST someone did of it, I'd appreciate it.

I'm not familiar with that one, but there is this. Read it and weep (or laugh, as you see fit).
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:03 pm

Mouse wrote:
Sorry to do some thread resurrection, but I searched all the pages hoping to find that a fic and I couldn't. The fic I'm looking for is a Christian's take on Harry Potter. Basically what happens is Harry passes out while riding his broomstick and ends up with some Christian guy who tells him about how witchcraft is totally wrong. This inspires Harry to convert and stop doing magic. Despite the fact that in the HP universe, magic is an inborn trait like having blue eyes or something. If you can also find the MST someone did of it, I'd appreciate it.

Found it. In the very last post you find the link to the MST.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:21 pm

Thanks for tracking it down, The Unoriginal
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:30 pm

There's another terrible Christian Harry fanfiction. In my humble opinion, this one is even funnier, primarily because it was written by somebody who only vaguely knows the story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

The part about choosing "the Griffindor hat or the Slytherin hat" is one of my favorites.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:23 pm

That's gotta be a trollfic; there's no way anyone would willingly write something that stupid if not trolling.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Thu May 19, 2016 11:38 am

Cardboard Tube Knight wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:
Cardboard Tube Knight wrote:
The Scientist wrote:
I just love it when people confuse "threw", which is a verb (1.3. person singular preterite), with "through", a preposition which usually starts an adverbial clause.

You don't have to be a philologist to figure out the difference.... and that confusing these two homophones can become a big source of lulz.

I honestly didn't notice it, I was trying to understand the awkward explanation I was given for why its possible to doink ghosts.

Because the author said so.  If Vampires can have sex, despite having had their bodies drained of blood and possessing no pulse or heartbeat, then ghosts can have sex, despite the fact they're nothing but shades of the dead and completely insubstantial.


Well it would depend on the vampire type, in some stories they still have heart beats or other things like that, but a lot of the time they end up splooging blood too.


Fuck you, whore.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Thu May 19, 2016 3:03 pm

Oh look, it's the Dead Thread Slut.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sun May 22, 2016 3:41 pm

Sheba wrote:
Oh look, it's the Dead Thread Slut.


Fuck you, cumbucket.
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