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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:31 pm

Here's another one:

A Sorcerer, A Demon, and Emeralds: An epic Sonic darkfic that throws elements of the SatAM and Archie universes into a blender with the setting at "RAPE". Being the lackadaisy hero that he is, all it takes is one exposure to a magical plot device to transform Sonic into a coldblooded sociopath who overthrows Dr. Robotnik's regime to start his own reign of terror, which involves lots of incestuous rape with his Mary Sue half-sister (who's also Robotnik's daughter thanks to the kuh-razy wonders of science).

Tails, Amy and Antoine (who drops his French accent and becomes "Tony") don Final Fantasy-themed armor and team up with some other furry Sues to end Sonic's ruthless dictatorship once and for all. They lose interest at about the fourteenth chapter when the author runs out of gratuitous Final Fantasy references and just can't find any more ways to fit in another graphic rape scene.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:22 am

I remember a few:

Chibi Usa's 7th: A "charming" Sailor Moon fic in which all of the characters celebrate Chibi Usa's birthday by raping her.

Half-Life, Full Life Consequences: I actually don't remember clearly if I saw this on GAFF or not, but I find it hard to believe that what may be squirrelking's magnum opus escaped unnoticed. Though best known because of the Youtube adaptation someone made of it, this is a typical squirrelking fic: a relative of a popular video game character (in this case, Gordon Freeman's brother, John Freeman) embarks on an epic quest against the forces of spelling and grammar. Believed by some to be a troll.

Yuffie's Chocobo: Yuffie is given a chocobo as a gift, and Cid breaks it in by raping it to death.

Unfortunately, I don't remember the names for the rest of these, but hopefully it will jog someone's memories:

"Cream's Birthday Party": Sort of the inverse of "Chibi Usa's 7th", in this one Cream celebrate her own birthday by imprisoning all of the other Sonic the Hedgehog characters and devising various sexual tortures. Involved anal pentration with an electrified dildo, IIRC.

"Pokemon 9/11 Fic": Ash and Misty are on one of the planes about to crash into the Twin Towers, and declare their love for one another in their final moments. Because, you know, a national tragedy where thousands died is the perfect setting for a 'ship.

"Sonic vs. the Tsunami": Sonic the Hedgehog attempts to outrun the Indonesian tsunami.

"Assorted FFVII Nastiness": I vaguely remember two fics- one in which an aphrodesiac powder creates a giant rape orgy (and left readers wondering how RedXIII's "bright red penis" could "unfurl"), and another where Tifa has sex with a chocobo (with accompanying fanart!)

I think those were the only ones that may have made "Golden Oldie" status.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:39 pm

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I remember a few:"Assorted FFVII Nastiness": I vaguely remember two fics- one in which an aphrodesiac powder creates a giant rape orgy (and left readers wondering how RedXIII's "bright red penis" could "unfurl")

I remember that one. Sadly, I don't remember its name. Basically, Cloud, Red, and some guy who went back and forth between being Vincent and the author's insert came across some sort of powder that turned them into mindless rape zombies. They had been talking to Yuffie, who had stolen something earlier (and who was also acting like a weepy, whiny OOC twit). They immediately proceeded to gang-bang her. Then Tifa and Aeris walk in, and they rape them, too. Sadly, I can't seem to find it.

While I'm at it...

A Panther/Duo Fic - Duo gets raped by a panther and gives birth to catgirls.

Untitled Deathscythe/Duo Rapefic - Like the above, but replace the pather with Deathscythe.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:37 am

Another one

The Fires of Sibling Love is a horrid Fire Emblem 9/10 fic where everyone who has a sibling in Tellius gets on the horizontal with them, canon or common sense be damned. Becomes more laughably graphic and ridiculous with each installment.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:00 pm

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Maybe I just didn't see it, but is amyleefan14's stuff up here?

I'm not sure. What did she do again? Her name sounds familiar, but Google turns up nothing.

Anyway, here's a few more:

Kanashii no Imi - Some random author insert gets accidentally teleported into the Tenchi Muyo universe by Washu. At first he seems like a completely normal guy, and one gets their hopes up that this is the rare self-insertion fic done right. But then your hopes are dashed to pieces when the guy suddenly turns into a pedophile and rapes and kills Sasami.

Sailor Moon: The Coming of Munihausen - A Sailor Moon/Urosukidoji crossover. That's probably bad enough already, but wait! There's more! Apparently, the author decided to insert himself and all his friends in the fic too - and pair themselves up with all the Sailor Scouts. Also includes Mamoru bashing.

Naga Eyes - Otherwise known as Snakes on a Sora. Sora travels to another part of the Destiny Islands known as Naga Eyes. There he meets Riku, who is a naga for some reason. Riku proceeds to rape and eat Sora.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:04 pm

You can't have ridiculous sex without including some Transformers Luvin'.

I actually loved these two until I started at HoBFF and found out what Mary Sue and Plot Hole actually meant.

Combustion: A horribly urpled fic by Atlantia in which Sam becomes gay for Bumblebee while still leading a rather non-committal Mikaela along for nearly 5 whole chapters before confessing his gayness for his car. Is best known for following Twilight logic and plot holes the size of Prime's ass. Ended with Sam climbing inside Megatron and transferring the Spark from his chest to Megatron's before being nearly blasted to smithereens by the Autobots who consider Bumblebee the enemy. Megatron then just retreats and disappears as Sam and Bumblebee escape to Australia.

Ignition: The mega-urpled sequel to Combustion in which Sam's parent's are kidnapped by the remains of Sector 7 who are now all evil bastards for no real reason to be used as leverage because they want to use Bumblebee as a weapon. Why is never explained. Bumblebee has become an over-protective, obsessive and near abusive lover. Sam has begun changing into metal despite not having a Spark anymore and Sam and Bumblebee screw in an alley. No...really. Bumblebee's lube was apparently for several hundred feet of bundled cable that is used as multiple tentacle penises and their cry of release shatters windows for miles around. The overripe drama alone is enough to make your eyes water with the massive blocks of text used to describe a simple act or emotion.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:47 pm

AverageLurker wrote:
Gallimimus wrote:
I remember a few:"Assorted FFVII Nastiness": I vaguely remember two fics- one in which an aphrodesiac powder creates a giant rape orgy (and left readers wondering how RedXIII's "bright red penis" could "unfurl")

I remember that one. Sadly, I don't remember its name. Basically, Cloud, Red, and some guy who went back and forth between being Vincent and the author's insert came across some sort of powder that turned them into mindless rape zombies. They had been talking to Yuffie, who had stolen something earlier (and who was also acting like a weepy, whiny OOC twit). They immediately proceeded to gang-bang her. Then Tifa and Aeris walk in, and they rape them, too. Sadly, I can't seem to find it.


I stumbled across a similar thing once, only minus the men. Instead there were monsters--some kind of dog-things that had tentacles. They raped the girls, who then immediately--as in, literally two minutes later--gave birth to the creatures' pups. Oh, and Tifa grew a tail. All three were somehow going to be bound to come back and do it all over again later, something about a bond being created or something. Oh yeah, and according to the author, when you're pregnant your stomach growls and then swells up.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:12 pm

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Instead there were monsters--some kind of dog-things that had tentacles

Was it the Dark Nation-type enemies where they have a single tentacle on their head? Or was it a new type of Gary Stu'd monster instead? Either way, sounds awful.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:37 am

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Maybe I just didn't see it, but is amyleefan14's stuff up here?
She was on the Green list but I removed her after the Lolita and HoBF problem, it seemed the smartest idea.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:02 am

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Roxanne wrote:
Maybe I just didn't see it, but is amyleefan14's stuff up here?
She was on the Green list but I removed her after the Lolita and HoBF problem, it seemed the smartest idea.

The fics weren't even that memorable, either. The only reason people remember them is because Lolita wouldn't shut up about it.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:02 am

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Roxanne wrote:
Maybe I just didn't see it, but is amyleefan14's stuff up here?
She was on the Green list but I removed her after the Lolita and HoBF problem, it seemed the smartest idea.

The fics weren't even that memorable, either. The only reason people remember them is because Lolita wouldn't shut up about it.

Which makes sense in retrospect, really.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:55 pm

I wonder what revalation may come out of this thread...



In any case, I don't see Wesley's Great Klingon Adventure up there. I think it should be.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:06 pm

You need to add under your insert of Celebrian how fucking BORING it is. It's full of rape and violence and semen, but it's still BORING. Hell, it's so boring I had trouble reading long enough to get to the rape parts, and it didn't stop being boring when I got there either.

And when I find rape boring you KNOW it's bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:28 pm

Can anyone direct me to the Lorelei of the Ten Names postings?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:56 am

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
You need to add under your insert of Celebrian how fucking BORING it is. It's full of rape and violence and semen, but it's still BORING. Hell, it's so boring I had trouble reading long enough to get to the rape parts, and it didn't stop being boring when I got there either.

And when I find rape boring you KNOW it's bad.
THIS. I've never read more than a tenth of that story because I end up falling asleep.

Anyway, I think the fic "Reunited" deserves a mention for having the Sue-est of Sues, random seckings and inanely canon-voilating plot lines all in one fic.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:17 am

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Anyway, I think the fic "Reunited" deserves a mention for having the Sue-est of Sues, random seckings and inanely canon-voilating plot lines all in one fic.
It's already on there.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:04 pm

Whatever happened to Dawn Gets Dirty, anyway?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:14 pm

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Whatever happened to Dawn Gets Dirty, anyway?

Oh, it's around here somewhere.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:17 pm

...I just had to ask, didn't I.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:32 pm

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Naga Eyes - Otherwise known as Snakes on a Sora. Sora travels to another part of the Destiny Islands known as Naga Eyes. There he meets Riku, who is a naga for some reason. Riku proceeds to rape and eat Sora.

I've seen some Riku/Sora naga vore images floating around the internet. I wonder if they're related to this? Because I can't imagine that two different people would come up with that same idea.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:16 am

Have some proof that I don't learn: is Shit Dildo still hanging around the forums?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:20 am

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Have some proof that I don't learn: is Shit Dildo still hanging around the forums?

A quick Google search gives me this. You should snark it.

Or uh, I'll do a writeup, I can't sleep. Why not?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:43 pm

Is there any chance that someone has a link to Teasetting Ron? My roommate doesn't believe it even exists.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:53 pm

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Is there any chance that someone has a link to Teasetting Ron? My roommate doesn't believe it even exists.
http://www.whygodwhy.org/golden-oldies-f2/teasetting-ron-t1284.htm#44314
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PostSubject: Re: Worst of Fanfiction List, "The Gaffapedia".   Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:09 am

Thanks! :D
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