Inglourious Basterds

kleine_kat wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Because if you don't win an argument on the internet, your penis shrinks.

I don't have a penis. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Does that mean my clit will shrink? Or my boobs? If you do win an argument, will they get bigger?

On the internet, everyone has an e-penis.

kleine_kat wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Because if you don't win an argument on the internet, your penis shrinks.

I don't have a penis. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Does that mean my clit will shrink? Or my boobs? If you do win an argument, will they get bigger?

YOU WILL GROW A PENIS AND IT WILL SHRINK. YOU WILL BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE FUTA COMMUNITY.

Your current avatar mainly has an ass! I wonder if that gets bigger, if you lose an argument... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

But thanks, yeah, I'll go cultivate my e-penis and see that it grows to ginormous size...Something Fuusen club will covet!

GROW E-PENIS! GROW! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Well, I liked it anyway.

If you're a Tarantino fan, you'll love this one and if you're not, you never will be so don't bother watching it. That's all I have to say on the matter.

Narwhal wrote:

I know this may be hard to comprehend, but, ah, you're actually not the final authority on what people can and should find interesting. For instance, I thought that Guren Laggan was a hideously shitty anime but there are other people who swear that it's the second coming of Cowboy Bebop. Different strokes, different folks. I can understand why other people like it. It's really not hard to see why people enjoy Tarantino's films. They're visually interesting and a damn good time.

You can piss and moan and take things like "turn your brain off" out of context until the cows come home, but it's not as if you're going to convince people who liked the movie to hate it as this is a matter of taste, so what's the point?

I love that you made this post on this forum. BETTER NEVER SNARK ANYTHING AGAIN NARWHAL AFTER ALL OTHER PEOPLE LIKE IT SO WHAT'S THE POINT

Cyberwulf wrote:

Narwhal wrote:

I know this may be hard to comprehend, but, ah, you're actually not the final authority on what people can and should find interesting. For instance, I thought that Guren Laggan was a hideously shitty anime but there are other people who swear that it's the second coming of Cowboy Bebop. Different strokes, different folks. I can understand why other people like it. It's really not hard to see why people enjoy Tarantino's films. They're visually interesting and a damn good time.

You can piss and moan and take things like "turn your brain off" out of context until the cows come home, but it's not as if you're going to convince people who liked the movie to hate it as this is a matter of taste, so what's the point?

I love that you made this post on this forum. BETTER NEVER SNARK ANYTHING AGAIN NARWHAL AFTER ALL OTHER PEOPLE LIKE IT SO WHAT'S THE POINT

10/10 I was THIS CLOSE to responding in earnest.

kleine_kat wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

Because if you don't win an argument on the internet, your penis shrinks.

I don't have a penis. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Does that mean my clit will shrink? Or my boobs? If you do win an argument, will they get bigger?

No, no. You need to eat ice cream to get bigger boobs. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I'll buy all the girls webcams and vouchers for the ice cream store

Knorg,
Sexist pig.

I loooove icecream.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] My boobs are gonna be SO big!!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I loved it.
I loved the mindless violence.
I loved Brad Pitt's accent.
I loved Hitler having his head blown to mush.
I loved Shosanna and her eeeeevil laugh.
I am masturbating over a picture of Christoph Waltz as I type.

Overall, quite good.

kleine_kat wrote:

Which brings me back to Alexander, of which I recently saw two hours and then turned off. In my opinion, Alexander as played by Colin Farrel is a terrible bitchy wuss whom I wouldn't trust to lead me to the bathroom, let alone into battle, with a horrid hairdo, a whiny disposition, no charisma whatsoever, whose accent proved so stubborn the director decided to give all the Greeks that accent because it would look rather silly if Alex was the only one warbling Irish.

I didnt see the movie, but I agree with the accent thing. While I admit I think Colin Farrel is the sexiest Irish man who ever Irished (especially with his long hair ) the man has one accent. He can't even pretend to not be Irish. While the accent gets me every time, it is annoying. Which brings me to wonder how he got a role as a greek dude.

...Oh wait. He's Colin Farrel.

Chicago Brown wrote:

I loved it.
I loved the mindless violence.
I loved Brad Pitt's accent.
I loved Hitler having his head blown to mush.
I loved Shosanna and her eeeeevil laugh.
I am masturbating over a picture of Christoph Waltz as I type.

Overall, quite good.

What Chicago said.

I am not going to waste time going over why I loved Inglourious Basterds, other than to just say it was completely enthralling and fascinating, and yes, Mr. Waltz should win the Oscar. I will add the reason that the title is spelled incorrectly: Aldo Raine named the group...Raine is illiterate (or at least, only semi-literate), which is why it wound up that way.

Achtung Baby wrote:

I am not going to waste time going over why I loved Inglourious Basterds, other than to just say it was completely enthralling and fascinating, and yes, Mr. Waltz should win the Oscar. I will add the reason that the title is spelled incorrectly: Aldo Raine named the group...Raine is illiterate (or at least, only semi-literate), which is why it wound up that way.

If you must make up a fanon excuse for copyright dodging... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I like hideously long dialogue scenes, so I was in heaven. Overall, though, what got me about this movie was how pretty it was. I mean, I've seen representations of burning theaters before, but this one seemed particularly stunning. Especially with this song.