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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:01 pm

Holy shit that's a spider? I think I love that spider.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:50 pm


If Cassie here is any indication, Rob Liefeld is convinced that women have spines made of rubber and extremely malleable torsos.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:42 pm

Chaltab wrote:

If Cassie here is any indication, Rob Liefeld is convinced that women have spines made of rubber and extremely malleable torsos.

That 'UNH!' she's uttering is from the pain she's in because her anatomy's fucked all to hell.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:02 pm

Melissa wrote:
Based on how he draws, I figured Liefeld hates everyone.
That... that was actually a good post. You get an A.

Lysander wrote:
A fan recently dissed Liefeld to his face at a con, but I don't feel like digging up the link.
Shall I, then? Turns out the fan was... disappointingly passive-aggressive, which made the whole dissing more douchey than ballsy.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:15 pm

Chaltab wrote:

If Cassie here is any indication, Rob Liefeld is convinced that women have spines made of rubber and extremely malleable torsos.
Is that a 90 degree turn in her spine? Oh yes it is.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:22 pm

Dr. Professor Science wrote:
Chaltab wrote:

If Cassie here is any indication, Rob Liefeld is convinced that women have spines made of rubber and extremely malleable torsos.
Is that a 90 degree turn in her spine? Oh yes it is.

It looks like set started drawing her from one angle, and then decided to change it, but didn't erase what he'd already drawn.

Either that, or it's an astounding failure of an attempt to convey her getting knocked off her feet and into the air. I would even go so far as to label it failure of the epic variety, if that is the case.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:59 am

I have a friend who had a breast reduction because the weight of her ubertits was literally destroying her back. I just keep picturing the first thing snapping in two and keeling over, nevermind figuring out how to fuck it.

(The obvious answer, by the way, is don't. Stick it in her mouth.)
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:00 am

Waffles wrote:
He also only likes womyn who fit his narrow, male view of beauty

You're the last person on this planet who should be lecturing anyone about narrow-mindedness.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:46 am

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I think the gist of it is that she's posing as an ant, like this here spider:

But what would be the strategic advantage in conquering an anthill?

I always thought she looked like something, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Now that you point it out, she does look an awful lot like an insect.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:06 am

That is a wicked spider. It had me fooled until I counted leg attachments to the body. So therefore my condescending post is awarded to...

Melissa arachnids are not insects, damn it. :teach: Except on rereading, I properly understood your sentence, but this post needs some condescension anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:58 am

Verandering wrote:
That is a wicked spider. It had me fooled until I counted leg attachments to the body. So therefore my condescending post is awarded to...

Melissa arachnids are not insects, damn it. :teach: Except on rereading, I properly understood your sentence, but this post needs some condescension anyway.

Arachnid, insect, either way, a creepy thing with too many legs. Much like C'thulu!
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:32 pm

Verandering wrote:
That is a wicked spider. It had me fooled until I counted leg attachments to the body.

You're in luck, there are more 100 species of spiders that mimic ants. Spiders are the ninjas of the animal kingdom.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:39 pm

I hate to interrupt the Liefield snark, but I just have to ask: Dr. Professor Science, what the hell is that .gif in your sig?
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:51 pm

I haven't been able to find the Liefeld illo of a woman kneeling on one knee, where a moment's analysis reveals that when she stands up, her legs must be the same length but with one knee six inches higher than the other.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:06 am

Saki wrote:
I hate to interrupt the Liefield snark, but I just have to ask: Dr. Professor Science, what the hell is that .gif in your sig?

It looks suspiciously like a chibi Riker.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:53 am

Idiot, that's her avatar. She said the .gif was from the film Metropolis, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:34 am

Necroing this year-old thread because this was too good not to post.

Okay, which of these does Rob Liefeld think is more in-character and plausible:
a) Shatterstar and Rictor have a romantic relationship.
b) Cyclops and Wolverine put on bad wigs to look like their girlfriends and give blowjobs to C-list superheroes in a hot tub.

Pencils down, people, let's see the answer! From Liefeld's magnum opus Youngblood, written and drawn by the master himself:
Spoiler:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:57 am

Maybe Liefield himself is gay, and in denial--living vicariously through Shatterstar (or Wolvie and Cyke, as evidenced above.)
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:53 am

Wait. WAIT. Is that seriously a real page from a comic that is published and can be bought? I refuse to believe that it is. Of course, I'm still in denial that a character as awesome as Deadpool was partially created by Liefield.

And jeez, those tan tits are massive, even by comic standards. WOMEN DO NOT HAVE SPINES OF STEEL, MR. LIEFIELD.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:04 pm

Wow. O.o That's... wow.

I hate Rob Liefield and know that he can sink no lower in my estimation... but if he could, he would've here.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:35 pm

Shocked

I refuse to believe that Liefeld is actually serious any more. Maybe he's just massively trolling the entire comics industry. I could kinda-sorta forgive a writer having an alternate interpretation of characters, but there's "alternate" and then there's "Twilight Zone fever dream." I need a drink.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:39 pm

I suppose that is his vengeance for making Shatterstar gay; he picked two characters he didn't make, and put them in the gayest situation he could imagine.

I'm more concerned about how degrading it is for Cyke and Logan to spend their time partying and giving blowjobs to total losers like that Battlewhatever guy.


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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:51 am

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:
I suppose that is his vengeance for making Shatterstar gay; he picked two characters he didn't make, and put them in the gayest situation he could imagine.

I'm more concerned about how degrading it is for Cyke and Logan to spend their time partying and giving blowjobs to total losers like that Battlewhatever guy.

Good guess, but the comic in question is from 2003. Back when homosexuality in comics was still decadent and xtreeeeme, I guess. Also apparently this issue was actually written by Mark Millar. I still blame Liefeld for his complicity.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:54 am

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:
I suppose that is his vengeance for making Shatterstar gay; he picked two characters he didn't make, and put them in the gayest situation he could imagine.

I'm more concerned about how degrading it is for Cyke and Logan to spend their time partying and giving blowjobs to total losers like that Battlewhatever guy.



Dial up the squick a notch by taking into account the following...

1. Because Rob Liefeld can only draw about three different people, Battlestone looks a lot like Cable, and the other guy wears a helmet that makes him look like Stryfe's with less razor blades on it. (Both characters were originally designed by Liefeld back when he worked for Marvel)

2. Stryfe is cloned from Cable.

3. Cable is Cyclops' son, and Jean Grey is (basically) Cable's mother.

So you have guys that basically look like Cable getting blow jobs from their Dad while wearing a wig like their Mom's hair.

Enjoy that image in your heads.
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PostSubject: Re: Rob Liefield Hates Gay People   Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:36 am

Jeez, guys, have a little class. Getting blow jobs from your expy's dad not OK.
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