"Donkey Devirginized" - again, title says it all. NSFW

Join date : 2009-07-13

This fic is by the same fellow who did "Shadow Rapes Matthias" and related fics. I'm not sure why he took those ones down, but he then put up this one, which is arguably worse. 'Twas summarised by a friend of mine with the illustrative phrase: "Horse. Thirty-six inches."

I'm not sure whether it's a good or a bad thing that this fic involves a random OC horse and not Dragon. On one hand, the mechanics are marginally less brainbreaking, even with the "thirty-six inches" (frighteningly large appendages vanishing into some kind of nonspace after entering the orifice are pretty much par for the course in badfic). On the other, it makes the title highly inaccurate because it's set during Shrek 2, when Donkey and Dragon had kids on the way. Then again, that's the least of my worries with the content of this thing.

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I refuse to look at that thing again. Go find your own riffs.

Sporkbender Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 45

Dammit, I just knew this was going to be Shrek fic!

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-17

Quote :: Puss looks hurt. "But all I can do is give you a lick job".

Getting a lick job from a cat's tongue? Must be like using sand for lubricant.

Join date : 2009-07-13

That's not the worst. Look at what he actually ends up doing. A) orifice not intended for that use, B) penetrated by thing with spikes, C) that has just gone in a different orifice which is full of various unspeakable bacteria.

Ugh, the URL alone is fairly frightening.

Quote :: The stallion's pulsating cock and firehose load causes Donkey to orgasm as well, blowing his load onto the hay beneath him.

:roflmao:

Quote :: He slipped his cat cock into the equine's piss slit and immediately began humping.

Stay tuned for the sequel: The UTI Of Doom.

Quote :: Puss looks hurt. "But all I can do is give you a lick job".

Reading that in Antonio Banderas' voice only made it worse.

And I fucking love Antonio Banderas.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-17

Quote :: The stallion talks while he fucks, "Pussy promised me a
lick job, in exchange for his life, but the little fella couldn't
handle everything I have, so he promised instead to get me a virgin
mare that I could breed all night long

A sword-carrying cat can't escape a Clydesdale horse and has to bargain with him for his life... you can tell this author's never been farthest than a ten-minutes' drive from the city centre.

Quote :: During the entire night he used Donkey's stallion form
both orally and anally. Donkey even began thrusting back onto the
clydesdale's immense cock, forcing it to go deeper than before. Donkey
himself had a few more orgasms that night before dawn broke over the
horizon. With one final, extremely aggressive pounding the clydesdale
dumped one final load of horse seed into his newly opened mare.

Know that piece of news about the guy died in the chocolate vat?
And some people who said "Hm-mm, what a nice way to go"?
Well, the author had must have thought the same of that guy who was fucked to death by a horse.

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