Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit's Horniness

Hi, 'name's the Red Panda. I lurked around the original GAFF back when it was still online (but never joined because I was WWAAAAYYY under 18 at the time and I'm quite the wuss when it comes to breaking the rules).

My first attempt at this will involve a childhood favorite of mine, "Wallace and Gromit." Y'know, that cute British claymation series about an inventor and his smarter and quieter dog. There was also a movie that came out in 2005 called "The Curse of the Were-Rabbit." True to W&G form, it was cute and included many amusing sight and sound gags. Surely no one would thought to make a sex fic out of it, right?

... FUCK YOU, RULE 34.


The fic in question is entitled "Between a Carrot and a Hard Place" and takes place towards the end of the movie, where Lady Tottington discovers just who the were-rabbit is. The beginning of the fic is mainly a very vague description of the canon scene, nothing too special.

Then Lady Tottington returns the were-rabbit's hug, and it all goes downhill from there.

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Due to the size difference, when the Lady pressed up against it her arms wrapped around her hips so that her face was just above the rabbits large flaccid member.

Due to the closeness of the pair the rabbit began to become exited, its member stiffening and twitching slightly.

Lady Tottington notices rabbit Wallace's arousal immediately afterwards. You'd think she's be horrified, maybe ripping herself away from the were-rabbit and running like hell out of the greenhouse?

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“Wallace,” The lady exclaimed backing away slightly and raising a scolding finger “That’s very naughty, you’re a rabbit and it is not right, besides you have only just started calling me Totty.”

Damn, you would have thought that Wallace was just some kid caught sneaking sweets or something by that reaction. I know that Lady Tottington is very proper and passive, but even she can hold her own if she needs to.

Wallace's rabbit form responds to this by deciding that it's time to fuck like, well, a rabbit. He pins Lady Tottington down against some vegetables. By now, the rabbit penis is now "10 inch[es] long and 2 inch[es] wide(!)."

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Campanula attempted to push away from the rabbit.

“Wallace…let me go!” she urged to no success.

Rabbit Wallace instead decides to do a little boob touching. Lady Tottington protests, but he keeps continuing. Eventually, she finds that having Wallace sampling her produce turns her on, and she "elict[s] a moan of loss(?)" when he lets go.

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“Oh Wallace…don’t stop” she moaned trying to strain back into the creatures touch.

I'd actually tell the author the opposite right now. But of course he'd keep going like an asshole... And he does.

Undressing and foreplay goes on. Lady Tottington remembers her wild days at the university and how much pleasure she got from sex at that time. Rabbit Wallace is quite skilled and intricate at touching boobs and her "slit," considering how big his paws are and the whatnot.

Lady Tottington seems to very briefly snap back to reality when Rabbit Wallace decides it's penetration time. She tells him to stop, but he instead grabs her underwear and uses it to bind her wrists behind her back. Lady Tottington, in bondage, then "experimentally" sucks his cock.

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The rabbit’s leg twitched

Guessing she was doing something right Totty continued, drawing it back into her mouth so that it touched the back of her throat, she continued to do this slowly, causing the rabbit to elicit moan after rabbit moan but that wasn’t enough for the rabbit.

It grabbed hold of Totty’s hair and began pumping her mouth over its member; Totty was almost gagging on the massive size of the member, she tried to voice complaint causing the back of her throat to vibrate causing the rabbit to force her head even further onto its rod.

She then tried to force the member out of her mouth by pulling back and trying to force it out with her tongue running it along the member roughly but this again seemed to encourage the rabbit, she continued to try to force the rabbit of but to no avail.

It gets worse...

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She then felt the member begin to expand slightly and the rabbit began to convulse.

She new what was coming, she had seen it happen and she did not even want to think what it would be like from a rabbit, she began struggling harder than ever, renewing her efforts by forcing even harder with her tongue and attempting to scream.

This had the complete opposite of the desired effect; the rabbit erupted in her mouth, filling her with its seed .

I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. She swallows, noting how it was sweeter than she thought, and the rabbit has erection #2. Lady Tottington decides she is ready for round two, which involves Rabbit Wallace's 10x2 cock thrusting in and out of her.

During this, Victor Quartermaine arrives on the scene to rescue her. His reward for this?

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He never got the chance to finish as Lady Tottington had lent behind herself and extracted her prize winning carrot before knocking the pompous stuck up idiot unconscious, Lady Tottington was not going to let anything stop her from at this moment becoming the Were-rabbits bit of totty.

And so the couple finish their lovemaking in peace. Lady Tottington decides that it was overall worth it, and that she should arrange rooms and times so that she can do this again with Wallace over and over again.

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THE END

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY

BRB GOTTA GO PURGE THIS MEMORY WITH W&G DVDS

Holy fucking fuck, I think whatever little remained of my childhood just died as I read this.
Fuck you, internet.
(Also, I noticed a lack of Gromit in this 'Wallace and Gromit' fanfiction. If they're going to write a furry sex fanfiction, why not go all the way and have Gromit there?)

Vanilla-villa wrote:

(Also, I noticed a lack of Gromit in this 'Wallace and Gromit' fanfiction. If they're going to write a furry sex fanfiction, why not go all the way and have Gromit there?)

Author: "Don't be silly! Sex with a dog? That would be gross!!!"

Vanilla-villa wrote:

Holy fucking fuck, I think whatever little remained of my childhood just died as I read this.
Fuck you, internet.
(Also, I noticed a lack of Gromit in this 'Wallace and Gromit' fanfiction. If they're going to write a furry sex fanfiction, why not go all the way and have Gromit there?)

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!

GOD DAMN YOU NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING CARTOONISH CLAYMATION SEX

If she wanted him off that badly, she should have bitten him, not "shoved with her tongue." Obviously, she was secretly enjoying it the whole time, and just telling the reader that she wasn't so they wouldn't think her a slut.

Though I think the thing that bothers me the most about this fic is the author's use of the word "elicit." No idea why I fixated on that bit, out of all the fail I had to choose from, but it's got me wallbanging.

I am so glad right now Wallace and Grommet is not a part of my childhood memories. o.o;;

Well then, I'm never watching Wallace & Gromit again.

Cyberwulf wrote:

GOD DAMN YOU NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING CARTOONISH CLAYMATION SEX

Gumby, can you gnaw my Pokey?

BottledIvan wrote:

Well then, I'm never watching Wallace & Gromit again.

Don't let them win.

Oh My God 8O

Disco Stu wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

GOD DAMN YOU NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING CARTOONISH CLAYMATION SEX

Gumby, can you gnaw my Pokey?

"There's something down there... so get on your knees and find it."

TRAP DOOR!

Given that Gromit doesn't have a mouth that might make porn fics difficult. Difficult but not impossible.

On the topic of the thread, why don't we all enjoy official nude Wallace?

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Yes, it's true. This man has no nipples.

i have no idea it seems wallace and gromit porn before.
it's just embarrcing for that.

This story should be burned to ashes, and then we should burn the ashes.