Supreme Court Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage

Same-sex marriage in now recognized in all 50 states. In a 5-4 decision (opposed by the usual suspects), the Supreme Court has declared same-sex marriage legal throughout the United States.

In related news, "Christian" pastor Rick Scarborough has threatened to self-immolate if gay marriage becomes to law of the land. To this tragic idea, I say:

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Be sure to make a video so we can watch it on YouTube.

I'll bring the marshmallows

I'll bring the lighter fluid!

I'll bring the picnic. And the ants to go with it.

I'll bring the Westboro Baptist Church, they'll mourn him.