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Knorg
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PostSubject: Zombie Cat   Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:25 am

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Belong's to a guy called Ellis. So lets see what his 'ficial instructions are...

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A cat in Florida has had surgery after apparently clawing its way out of his grave following a collision with a car.

Car's driver is said to have changed name and fled the country, terrified everytime he hears a purr.

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Bart's owner, Ellis Hutson, told the Tampa Bay Times he "couldn't stand" to bury the animal and asked his neighbour Dave to dig him a shallow grave.

"Yeah, uh, not too deep. My second wife's down there"

"Gotta love Florida."




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PostSubject: Re: Zombie Cat   Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Zombie Cat   Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:00 pm

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Five days later, bedraggled Bart was found meowing for food by another of Mr Hutson's neighbours
And yea, upon the Fifth Day, Our Lord and Savior Bart did riseth from the grave in His Second Coming, for He was hungry for Meow Mix and Whiskas...
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