WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Hey now, don't be rude. I've explained why i still hang around this dump, now I ask why you've decided to grace us with your pleasant attitude.

TheHedonist wrote:

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

Knorg wrote:

"my 1000th post"

1000 posts in this joke of a forum is nothing to celebrate.

you know when i joined i said i'd never do this

but who are you again

It's Knorg.

Hedonist wrote:

honey if you're going to try to troll us you're going to have to do better than that

And yet it's clearly working.

I don't have to explain anything to retards who like hanging around dumps and probably live on Ramen noodles and Dr. Pepper.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

It's Knorg.

Nah - see registered users.

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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

And yet it's clearly working.

I ain't even mad though

I'm disappointed

Knorg wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

It's Knorg.

Nah - see registered users.

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Mikey's mom webcam.
Knorg, I have been wrong about you this whole time.
You are a king among men.

TheIan wrote:

Knorg, I have been wrong about you this whole time.
You are a king among men.

I guess that makes you Knorg's personal ass-kisser.

OK, you don't just show up on a forum on its last legs just to be a douche-jacket.

Really, what happened?

Was the IMDB forums not giving you enough attention; or did Project AFTER send you? I wouldn't be surprised if those try-hards were bored of posting stupid face-pictures at each another to try and out-douchebag themselves

now now ian to be fair she's not wrong

TheIan wrote:

OK, you don't just show up on a forum on its last legs just to be a douche-jacket.

LOL O RLY?? You need to get out more.

TheHedonist wrote:

now now ian to be fair she's not wrong

Well they're not right, either!

How often has anyone come on to this forum just to be an obnoxious, attention-whoring douche-master?

And don't mention Xerrofoot, Caamib or Wogglebug, they don't count.

ian arguing with you is like arguing with a mirror which is also arguing with you

And arguing with you is like conversing with a coma patient while eating glass. How do you think I feel?

TheIan wrote:

TheHedonist wrote:

now now ian to be fair she's not wrong

Well they're not right, either!

How often has anyone come on to this forum just to be an obnoxious, attention-whoring douche-master?

And don't mention Xerrofoot, Caamib or Wogglebug, they don't count.

At least they were entertaining, unlike Selene-the-True-Immoral.

Lady Anne wrote:

TheIan wrote:

TheHedonist wrote:

now now ian to be fair she's not wrong

Well they're not right, either!

How often has anyone come on to this forum just to be an obnoxious, attention-whoring douche-master?

And don't mention Xerrofoot, Caamib or Wogglebug, they don't count.

At least they were entertaining, unlike Selene-the-True-Immoral.

Well to a degree, yes, they were somewhat entertaining. I kind of wanted Wogglebug to stick around and give some feedback for a Fallout/Wizard of Oz crossover I was planning for a while.

Spoiler:

Lady Anne wrote:

At least they were entertaining, unlike Selene-the-True-Immoral.

Is that the best you can do?

TheIan wrote:

And arguing with you is like conversing with a coma patient while eating glass. How do you think I feel?

be funnier

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

Lady Anne wrote:

At least they were entertaining, unlike Selene-the-True-Immoral.

Is that the best you can do?

but actually

TheIan wrote:

And don't mention Xerrofoot, Caamib or Wogglebug, they don't count.

Speaking of Caamib, have you read his latest post?

Quote :

As you might already know, I am basically against the idea that incels should work.

The reason for this is that it is obvious that by working they are paying for their own inability to ever find even unpaid sex, let alone a girlfriend.

This is because paying taxes to current feminist governments eliminated the need of women for providers, since much of these taxes goes to women. Things like welfare, AA, useless jobs for women, all of it ensures that I have nothing to offer women, since I can’t use the horrible process of seduction.

(emphasis mine)

Because only women use welfare, only women are alcoholics, and work only for extra money to pay for vibrators because men who work have no dicks. Amirite?

The level of WTF?? is simply breathtaking.

Quote :

As you might already know, I am basically against the idea that incels should work.

Because being a productive member and contributor to society as a whole is more work than having the job itself. Sound logic like always, CAAMIB.

Quote :

The reason for this is that it is obvious that by working they are paying for their own inability to ever find even unpaid sex, let alone a girlfriend.

"I don't wanna work! I want to sit here on my ass stuffing my face with Bugles while you give me everything!"

Quote :

This is because paying taxes to current feminist governments eliminated the need of women for providers, since much of these taxes goes to women.

Ahh, the desire for women to rely on men to be everything they need. How it should it be: when men were real men; women were just objects for carnal desire; and small, furry critters from Alpha Centauri were real small, furry critters from Alpha Centauri. You know, the good old days!

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Things like welfare, AA, useless jobs for women, all of it ensures that I have nothing to offer women,

Because only women have need for welfare and alcoholism. Because there's never a single recorded case of a man on welfare or abusing the sauce.

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since I can’t use the horrible process of seduction.

Dude, Seduction is not that hard. I had to be walked through it, but the 24CNT and 95CCK forms make the whole bureaucratic process a hell of a lot easier. Better than that 69HNJ form, that's just rough.

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When providers are no longer necessary men who use seduction get women. and these men are always scum.

Yes, how dare that man use his natural charisma and charm to pick up that nice, lonely girl at the bar! The cowardly villain!

Gods above, he's still just as nonsensical and worthless a piece of shit as when he graced us with his presence. By fire may he be purged.

Ian is adorable when he's being stupid.  

Layla wrote:

Speaking of Caamib, have you read his latest post?

Quote :

As you might already know, I am basically against the idea that incels should work.

The reason for this is that it is obvious that by working they are paying for their own inability to ever find even unpaid sex, let alone a girlfriend.

This is because paying taxes to current feminist governments eliminated the need of women for providers, since much of these taxes goes to women. Things like welfare, AA, useless jobs for women, all of it ensures that I have nothing to offer women, since I can’t use the horrible process of seduction.

I thought that was some kind of weird joke until I went to his blog. Wow. Just wow. Where did you find that freak?

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

I thought that was some kind of weird joke until I went to his blog. Wow. Just wow. Where did you find that freak?

if I remember correctly he found us

but you see what I mean by 'you'll have to do better'

TheHedonist wrote:

but you see what I mean by 'you'll have to do better'

Honey, you wouldn't know "better" if it bit you in the ass.

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

TheHedonist wrote:

but you see what I mean by 'you'll have to do better'

Honey, you wouldn't know "better" if it bit you in the ass.

no but I know a lolcow when I see one and you're just not that interesting

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

TheHedonist wrote:

but you see what I mean by 'you'll have to do better'

Honey, you wouldn't know "better" if it bit you in the ass.

Cannot disagree on that sentiment.

TheHedonist wrote:

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

TheHedonist wrote:

but you see what I mean by 'you'll have to do better'

Honey, you wouldn't know "better" if it bit you in the ass.

no but I know a lolcow when I see one and you're just not that interesting

I'm so dull you keep replying to me.