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PostSubject: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:34 pm

Through my  content-finding prowess I have found another Nyoufiction figure of interest. Here is how he draws himself (he is the white-haired doofus in the middle of the group)

Ce n'est pas un artiste:
 

As you will note, he is surrounded by women. Many of them have strangely colored skin, like characters from Doug or something. I believe that they are mythical creatures or some shit like that. You see, Leshawk has a dream. A vividly thought dream, a dream of drownin' in pussay. A dream held by many, except of course that it's a man of the Nyoufiction kind and his erotic fantasies are very...special.

What is that weird table even supposed to be? Also, AAAAAAAAHHHHH:
 

Well that's put me off drinking my hot chocolate here. There are sometimes stories to go along with the pictures, but I'm not going to focus on those right now. I'd like to take a look at Leshawk's Daily Life, an ongoing series about one man's family life with women who shit like the flood in the Old Testament.

You see, if you'll refer to the first picture, he has a lot of fictional animu women in his life. This is his extended "family" (in a weird, Mafia-like way). Some of them are actually his children, which he has had with these other freaks of nature. He doesn't have incestuous thoughts about his children in-universe, but he's obviously sexualizing them so it's all a big bundle of confusion.

We shall begin the analysis of Leshawk Life with (where else?) the beginning:

It was a day like any other...:
 

The black and white comic begins with three mysterious figures congregating around a sleeping man with a wart for a nose. Are they taking him for some kind of strange, Druidic ritual? Involving shit?

Never mind, it was just farts.:
 

This is the morning routine of Leshawk. Here are his kids (whose names are Azalia, Panel, and Asina). If I had a kid who woke me up like this, even once, there would not yet be invented a quantifier for the amount of time I would ground that little fuck.

I'm not sure what is happening here exactly.:
 

The assault continues. I guess the battery-by-gas has caused him to move from the bed to...somewhere else. And then back to the bed! Maybe if this was in color then I might have a better grasp on where we are, but seeing Leshawk's fictional house covered in full-color filth would probably upset my stomach even more than it already has.

Dope with a rope:
 

Here, Leshawk summons a persona, who threatens to murder his own kids. I think there's a male blow-up doll involved in that first panel there.

Child abuse.:
 

"For the love of God, Leshawk!" "Yes, for the love of God!"

I can sort of sympathize with him, though.

You shall not pass!:
 

He encounters another daughter of his, whose girth encompasses the entirety of the hallway. I hope he still doesn't have that bloodlust in him or things might go south quickly.

Child abuse?:
 

So he kicks his kid or something and decides to squeeze down. I'm no doctor, but if there is legitimately enough gas in her intestines to inflate her like a balloon, shouldn't you think twice before you do this? If her intestines pop, the bills from the ER are going to make your plumbing bills look like pocket change.

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z:
 

Why is this ridiculous animu thing in our story? I imagine it's because Leshawk is one of those anifags who read half of a "draw yer own anime girl" books and gave up when there wasn't a chapter included about shitting. Anyway, this predictably results in-no, not a Mr. Creosote-esque explosion-this:

And that's one plot thread resolved:
 

I wonder what Leshawk's imaginary house looks like. It'd have to be a mansion if he's keeping all his kids and concubines in there.

aw yiss:
 

We get some kind-of-nice 18th-century undergarmentry on a smokin' hot lady, which would be nice except of course Leshawk goes and ruins it with this:
Captain Vladimir!:
 

For those of you who are totally confused by what the fuck just happened, and who this guy is peeping in on this private moment, see that scribbly bit in the upper right corner of the last panel? That says "Les Vision". You see, Leshawk is looking at the toilet, and he thinks it is a person. You know how some people like cars so much they assign names and personalities to them? Leshawk is like that, but for toilets.

It's like Metal Gear but with toilets:
 

If it really matters that much to you dig out the shit with rubber gloves and a bucket and a shovel or something come on it's a fucking toilet.

This beggars some interesting philosophical questions though. Given his living situation, and his traumatizing experiences with women, bathrooms, and the combination thereof, is it any wonder he sympathizes with toilets? Maybe he feels a kinship with him because he's been metaphorically shit on his entire life. Maybe he always wanted to see the world, but now he's tied down with the ol' ball and chain.

OH MY GOD THERE ARE WHOLE ENTIRE BONES IN THERE:
 

This is the current end of Leshawk's Life, which is a work-in-progress. Since it isn't really an ending point, it doesn't provide any sort of closure-we do get to see the pleasant sight of a shower entirely filled up with feces, with a woman buried inside. Just for the sake of clarity, that woman did not trap herself in this predicament, the woman in the apron did it to her. Which makes me ask...how did this happen? Think about this (I'm sorry for making you think about this). A woman shat in the shower, filled it up with a person in there who was totally willing to stay in there while this happened. Then, the woman leaves? How was she not buried in there too? This does not require further study.

More updates on Leshawk Life as it develops.

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] - His deviantart. DeviantArt has a policy: no scat in pictures or drawings. Therefore, it was necessary for our artist Leshawk here to create himself his very own tumblr!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] : Leshawk's tumblr, where his heavy-on-the-scat stuff can be found (including Leshawk's Life)

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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:28 am

......
What?
Whut?
Wut?

It feels like a portion of my brain just offed itself.
I just don't understand this kind of fetish....
I pretty glad I don't.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:27 am

Oh my god more of this shit fucking Deviantart
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:26 pm

Here's some more stuff from Leshawk, a possibly discontinued series called School Side.

love them babes bae:
 

Oh no, Leshawk is doing a romance visual novel? Has nobody learned their lesson?

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You could have stopped this, Leshawk!

So it's like the raincoat from Schindler's List:
 

Our author shows himself to be a master of jokes, and also a master of names. God forbid he create offspring, he might unleash somebody named Jehesophe or something like that.

I believe this is considered postmodernist?:
 

So we learn the dreadful secret behind St. Allison's-it's a special school. Mack Jason (oh my God) is perfect for the place, then! Leshawk, too.

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"My hair is white because my mother loved StarKist tuna fish."

I sort of don't even want to get into the Viking longship and the bemuscled Evil Knievel figure, but I could easily tear into the hooded man who is introducing this all to us. Is this Leshawk? Maybe he's wearing a hood because he's not allowed within fifty feet of a minor. For better or for worse (worse), he introduces the story as being yet another story about women shitting. Our artist is really expanding his repetoire.

it's the...eye of the tiger!:
 

Was that that one girl from that one picture? You draw characters with three fucking faces total, Leshawk, it's impossible to get your anime bitches straight.

i maed a comic with zomibes in it:
 

If you have any suggestions as to how the fuck this makes any sense (outside of lolwacky humor of the kind used by frequent Invader Zim watchers), then send one hundred dollars to my PayPal account. Nothing will happen, but I appreciate your donations. Badumtish.

"I wonder why women always friendzone me?":
 

Mack Jackson has suffered a brain aneurysm! The time is now! Sweep the legs out from under him and stomp his goofy grin off his face! This is where the story ends, by the way.

FOR NOW!

BONUS CONTENT

I warned you about stairs, bro!:
 

I can't concentrate on the bored expression on the woman at the top of the stairs because I'm also focusing on the strange midget-woman wearing nothing but a labcoat at the bottom of the stairs, and trying to figure out how everybody else can keep their footing at the exact same time. Hey, vote. Which is more sickening: the slip n' slide from 1000 Ways To Die, or the slip n' slide featured here?

Are you my...cross-eyed girl?:
 

"Ever fallen asleep on the can? Well, what if this happens?" asks Leshawk, word-for-word, on the summary of this picture. I guess it can't be more succinct than that. Imagine if other artists introduced their pictures in the same way.

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"You know how musicians are supposed to look like real people? Well, what if this happens?"

Like Zoinks, Scoob!:
 

If this is seriously going to be a problem then make God shit outside. I mean, seriously. Don't destroy your house over this.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:54 pm

Is it sad that I'm kinda impressed by the art; aside from the horrible squicky poo? I wish I could figure out how to draw like that.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:24 am

Its like a train wreck or a car accident.
I can't help but look.
The art is largely decent too.
But.....
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:37 pm

^^^ Man, that guy actually really does look like Shaggy.

Huh. These are actually some kind of nice drawings sort of.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:43 pm

Caamib could learn something from this:
 

This page looks sloppier and sloppier every time I look at it. The good news is we still get more "jokes", in the form of information relayed to us through Xbox achievements. Look, it's wacky!
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:14 pm

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Caamib could learn something from this:
 

This page looks sloppier and sloppier every time I look at it. The good news is we still get more "jokes", in the form of information relayed to us through Xbox achievements. Look, it's wacky!

Is that a reference to a reaction face I see? That is fucking pathetic.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:59 pm

*Walks in, sits down cheerfully*

Hello friends, I heard my name being called. I see you're discussing some of my drawings! Good, Have you any questions, comments critique? I mean this site IS called "Why God Why?" I'm right here, come on, please. Ask me why.

Of course, how about i start answering some of the things said here.

Kakashifan727 wrote:
Is it sad that I'm kinda impressed by the art; aside from the horrible squicky poo? I wish I could figure out how to draw like that.

I learned how to draw like that cause i just kept drawing what i liked. Gas and poo aside, its good practice to go with inspiration!

Learning how to draw nauseating things like that makes it easier to draw non nauseating things, too!

Like this!

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Or this!

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......
What?
Whut?
Wut?

It feels like a portion of my brain just offed itself.
I just don't understand this kind of fetish....
I pretty glad I don't.

Believe me, I know what that feels like. There are fetishes on our great internet that make ME feel EXACTLY like that. And after what you must have seen on this page alone, that is SAYING something.

1604127 wrote:
Oh my god more of this shit fucking Deviantart

Hey, don't you go blaming DA. I'm only in a crack in the wall on the farthest corner of the outhouse. No reason to use that to judge the whole homestead. Wait... Did my point get through, i get the feeling it  didn't.

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Was that that one girl from that one picture? You draw characters with three fucking faces total, Leshawk, it's impossible to get your anime bitches straight.

Yeah, i guess i could try more faces to help differenciate, If i see some, ill test them out, thanks for the input.

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Oh no, Leshawk is doing a romance visual novel? Has nobody learned their lesson?

I actually PLAN on doing one of those sooner or later. But the logisics so far are my greatest enemy.

Well, if you all have anything else to say, don't be shy. Don't be shy. Ill be here all week!
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:27 pm

It's good to meet you, sir! While I find your work disgusting, I contend that your art is vastly better than mine and I can commend you for providing a service for a particular niche of people.

Keep up the good work. If you see any more of your work featured here, know it's because we find your content simultaneously disgusting and morbidly humorous, and not because we think you're shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:36 pm

Please, continue. I'm happy cause this has to be the most well-thought-out, researched, illustrated single opinion that my work has gotten so far, you don't have to tell me that
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If you see any more of your work featured here, know it's because we find your content simultaneously disgusting and morbidly humorous, and not because we think you're shit.

I know that that's the whole POINT of this thread, and in some ways, this website. So don't change the tone of it, keep the thing going! It's nice to hear an opinion on my stuff from a NORMAL person. Whether praising, or damnning my pics, do what you like.

I'm just here to paint myself a target, answer questions on how fucked up my head is, and to generally contribute to this topic in anyway I can.

This website's name is "Why god why" so why shouldn't i be here to answer why?

Dont stop the heat. turn it up.

I'm a man. Do your worst, I can take it!
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:00 pm

...I don't know how to feel. This is...hilarious? In a weird way, I suppose I can understand some fetishes but it's so conflicting. The art is just good, but the content, just no personally.


Dare I ask why poo?
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:26 pm

Kakashifan727 wrote:
...I don't know how to feel. This is...hilarious? In a weird way, I suppose I can understand some fetishes but it's so conflicting. The art is just good, but the content, just no personally.


Dare I ask why poo?

Thanks, at least about the art part. Like i said, i do what i liked for a long time, then other people online liked it too, so i tried to get better for my fans. Im not the best artist, of course, but i made a lot of progress.

Technically there's no real reason for me to like it. I originally was an 8 year old kid who suddenly wondered, "why dont i draw girls doing something that girls never do?" Being 8 with no sisters i thought, "girls dont fart" and drew accordingly. Soon, I was hooked. Poo was an evolution of my wierd farting fetish, and my preference for girls who can eat a lot - Something i used to see in lots of anime.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:33 pm

I see...that is one thing I find odd; men can do all sorts of risque things but the minute women do it it's either played for comedy or disgusting. One can say similarly for 'effeminite' activities for males, but everybody poos, yeah?
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:57 pm

Kakashifan727 wrote:
I see...that is one thing I find odd; men can do all sorts of risque things but the minute women do it it's either played for comedy or disgusting. One can say similarly for 'effeminite' activities for males, but everybody poos, yeah?

Yeah, but on my side, i prefer that women do the risque things.

And while everybody does it, there's still a strong preference for women. I think it would be the same as the way everybody pees, but in so many media, voyeurism on a woman as she sits on the can is portrayed as sexy, and the same on men is just wrong, from a male standpoint.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:29 am

Hey, Leshawk. When's the second half of that .gif going to come out? I'm going to do another showcase of yours soon, and I'd like to see that before then.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:48 am

Around a week or so, its thanksgiving, so i may not have time for it over the weekend. If i do have time, probably less.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:00 pm

We appreciate you being so kind. We've had people who got WGW'd drop by before, and they were unilaterally unpleased by our critique.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:30 pm

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We appreciate you being so kind. We've had people who got WGW'd drop by before, and they were unilaterally unpleased by our critique.

I know how they feel. Reading this critique does hurt, but I personally can't say your point of view was wrong. It's a normal person's view therefore, theres no reason to be unimpressed. It's a different opinion, see? And I like people giving their opinions. Good or bad, i think it's best to actually GIVE a flying fuck. than not to.

At least until they call the activists, NO ONE likes that.

Besides, this single thread to reality is important, see. I don't want to lose sight of how fucked up this stuff i do is. I'm liking being reminded by the experts in fucked up shit.



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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:06 pm

What unspeakable things happened to you as a child to demonstrably break your mind in this bizarrely-specific way?
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:28 pm

Sheba wrote:
What unspeakable things happened to you as a child to demonstrably break your mind in this bizarrely-specific way?

I'll repeat what i said,

leshawk wrote:
Technically there's no real reason for me to like it. I originally was an 8 year old kid who suddenly wondered, "why dont i draw girls doing something that girls never do?" Being 8 with no sisters i thought, "girls dont fart" and drew accordingly. Soon, I was hooked. Poo was an evolution of my wierd farting fetish, and my preference for girls who can eat a lot - Something i used to see in lots of anime.

Nothing actually happened IRL for this. For obvious reasons as nothing COULD happen IRL to this extent. Basically, its specific, because it came from something I thought of as a stupid 8 year old kid.

Though i admit, these two videos:





Did have a very profound effect on it. I might not NEARLY be as bad if i hadn't seen them.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Sat Nov 29, 2014 5:29 am

So you're just dumb. Got it. Makes more sense.
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:36 pm

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So you're just dumb. Got it. Makes more sense.

I admit, I may be a little slow at times,

BUT I WAS YOUNG!

AND STUPID!
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PostSubject: Re: Scenes From Leshawk's Real Actual Life (NSFL)   Sat Nov 29, 2014 9:51 pm

Yeah, but that's a really stupid thing to think. That goes beyond young-kid stupid and strays into 'a few extra chromosomes' stupid.
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