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PostSubject: Happyhooligan's congressman executed by Ukranians and replaced by double!   Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:35 am

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Most of you probably don't know who Congressman Frank Lucas R-OK is. He's not much of a publicity hog. He's a farmer from Cheyenne Oklahoma who has served as my congressman for several years now. Very conservative, a real country gentleman, and whether you agree with his politics or not, pretty much what you'd expect from an Oklahoma Republican.


He just beat a primary opponent named Tim Murray 82% to 5.2% So Tim Murray sent a letter to the election board claiming that Frank Lucas isn't really Frank Lucas.

Tim Murray wrote:
I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma,

He's human! Oh thank God!

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and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

"Yes, I would never use a robot or clone to replace me, unlike both of my opponents." Apparently Oklahoma is overrun by robots and clones.

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Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States’ Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time.

So some other states' Congressional members were also executed and replaced. It was on television so it must be true! Is your Congressman real? How do you know?!

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The World knows the truth and We must always display and communicate the truth. I will always share public information with the truth when honored to serve as your Representative.

June 24, I need your vote. The vote cannot be overlooked by the Judicial Branch, however the vote must be there and in order to be heard as the will of The People and not cast-off.

The will of the people was heard 5.2%.

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News Person,

The election for U.S. House for Oklahoma’s 3rd District will be contested by the Candidate, Timothy Ray Murray. I will be stating that his votes are switched with Rep. Lucas votes, because it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.

"Since he's dead, I should get all his votes. I win!"

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This is a situation similar to the Senators’ from Kentucky situation in the 2012 election. I am contesting that this matter has happen since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department’s use of Mr. Murray’s DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people. Congress is likely wanting me to state that all my DNA used will not result in benefits to people I have never had relations with of a family nature. I have been bound to protect that information unless it causes harm to The People.

I think he's saying that Rand Paul is also a clone but I'm not sure. And apparently the Defense Department has collected some of Mr. Murray's DNA for some evil plot. Perhaps they plan on cloning him. Not really sure.

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The contest of election and or petition will be correctly filed with county election boards and with federal offices. I, Hon. Mr. Timothy Ray Murray, fully meet all Constitutional, Federal and Oklahoma requirements for election and for holding Office if the voters’ results show that is the case.

Thank You for your service in giving Oklahomans great current news and information.


Hon. Timothy Ray Murray

The Honorable Frank Lucas has denied ever visiting the Ukraine but that's just what all evil robot clones say. It proves nothing.
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PostSubject: Re: Happyhooligan's congressman executed by Ukranians and replaced by double!   Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:37 am

Well I think the repubs are crazy for not electing the guy who clearly works for the Weekly World News on the side.
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PostSubject: Re: Happyhooligan's congressman executed by Ukranians and replaced by double!   Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:30 pm

In other news, the Capgras delusion is a hell of a thing.....
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