Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom eat Keira Knightly

The cast of PotC is en route to some desert island when the plane crashes. Everyone except for Johnny, Keira, and "Orli" die. Johnny and Orli eat her corpse, have lots of horribly written sex, and are eventually rescued.

The good part is that I remember them having sex near her corpse, but that isn't actually the case.

Crash-Crush

In the immortal words of that great British raconteur Arnold J. Rimmer, "Barf city."

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All of a sudden they flew into a storm that completely threw the small aircraft off its course. The pilot had to make manoeuvres the plane wasn't capable of doing.

Anyone else reminded of this sketch by the vagueness of this line?

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Johnny slowly gained conscience, and noticed he was he lying by the edge of the water.

Killing hookers was wrong and Johnny understood this now.

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"If you haven't been saved by the time I'm dead, I want you to eat me. You must survive!" she'd implored him. Orlando had just looked at her with genuine horror written all over his face.

"I've told John too," she added. "It's not really any different from donating blood in a blood bank."

This chapter is bought to you by the National Blood Society, in their public health appeal to people into vore.

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Johnny smiled teasingly, "Aren't you glad, I convinced you meat is good for you!"
Orlando smiled back, "Yeah – I am!" He'd found out that eating meat minimum once a week, had helped lessen the back pain from which he frequently suffered due to an old back injury.

This is either a poorly-executed innuendo, or a dig at vegetarians. If it's the latter, this author has a cause.

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"This is the last rabbit, Orlando." Johnny suddenly blurted out. Orlando just nodded. The faint rotten taste was infallible.

The Pope has declared holy war on the taste of rotten Keira Knightley rabbit. Only he is infallible, he says.

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It almost killed them. The sex.

Characters on Lost take note. Having sex does not help you. Eating your co-stars does.

Well a story with cannablism forced on so-called civilized people, and them overcoming their aversion to eating the flesh of another human being, similar to Lord of the Flies would be nice, I fear this is not the case here.

Not by a long shot.

unskilled78 wrote:

Well a story with cannablism forced on so-called civilized people, and them overcoming their aversion to eating the flesh of another human being, similar to Lord of the Flies would be nice, I fear this is not the case here.

Wait, what version of Lord of the Flies did you read?

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Well a story with cannablism forced on so-called civilized people, and them overcoming their aversion to eating the flesh of another human being, similar to Lord of the Flies would be nice, I fear this is not the case here.

Wait, what version of Lord of the Flies did you read?

I was not talking about people discovering the dark nature that is the primary antagonist in Lord of the Flies, and would be the causer of conflict in a good version of this tale.

unskilled78 wrote:

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Well a story with cannablism forced on so-called civilized people, and them overcoming their aversion to eating the flesh of another human being, similar to Lord of the Flies would be nice, I fear this is not the case here.

Wait, what version of Lord of the Flies did you read?

I was not talking about people discovering the dark nature that is the primary antagonist in Lord of the Flies, and would be the causer of conflict in a good version of this tale.

Are you trying to sound academic, or has your coherency taken a summer vacation?

ZoZo wrote:

This chapter is brought to you by the National Blood
Society, in their public health appeal to people into vore.

Sig please?

unskilled78 wrote:

Well a story with cannablism forced on so-called
civilized people, and them overcoming their aversion to eating the
flesh of another human being, similar to Lord of the Flies would be nice, I fear this is not the case here.

And still it would be difficult to beat this.

saeku wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Well a story with cannablism forced on so-called civilized people, and them overcoming their aversion to eating the flesh of another human being, similar to Lord of the Flies would be nice, I fear this is not the case here.

Wait, what version of Lord of the Flies did you read?

I was not talking about people discovering the dark nature that is the primary antagonist in Lord of the Flies, and would be the causer of conflict in a good version of this tale.

Are you trying to sound academic, or has your coherency taken a summer vacation?

I honestly don't know.

I mean, it was at 6:16 PM, so it's not like I could blame being sleepy.
Most of my other comments make sense, so I'm still mentally present.

Must be the first.

The Unoriginal wrote:

ZoZo wrote:

This chapter is brought to you by the National Blood
Society, in their public health appeal to people into vore.

Sig please?

Go ahead

unskilled78 wrote:

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Well a story with cannablism forced on so-called civilized people, and them overcoming their aversion to eating the flesh of another human being, similar to Lord of the Flies would be nice, I fear this is not the case here.

Wait, what version of Lord of the Flies did you read?

I was not talking about people discovering the dark nature that is the primary antagonist in Lord of the Flies, and would be the causer of conflict in a good version of this tale.

Crack isn't cool man...