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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:57 pm

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"Mean while the Orcs was back at Mondor" is my personal pick. Actually, it should be my WGW signature, if I weren't so lazy.

Hey, if you don't want it I'll take it.

Sorry, I was gonna put it there right away if my internet didn't decide to go kaputz on me.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:42 pm

In that case, never mind.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:06 pm

Thanks for the links to the sugar-high epic reading, the memories are priceless.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:18 pm

I remember hearing the story read on an old YTMND link a while back. Probably the funniest way you could waste your time.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:21 am

Here's my reading:

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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:24 pm

Guess what's just been re-posted on FFN?

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Copypastre notse: I am so angre they took this down from here, IT DOESN'T BREAK RULES! so why took it down? This fic MUST be in this site, happy reading.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:50 pm

Wolf wrote:
Guess what's just been re-posted on FFN?

legolas by laura

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Copypastre notse: I am so angre they took this down from here, IT DOESN'T BREAK RULES! so why took it down? This fic MUST be in this site, happy reading.

It has 14 reviews-all of them negative.

For starters, she puts it as being complete, but it just cuts off in the middle of a sentence. This is only ONE of the myriad things the reviewers complain about. Many suggest the reason it was originally taken down was because she knows nothing about correct spelling and punctuation, characterization, and basically couldn't write her way out of a wet paper bag in a septic tank.

No answer from her so far, but when she does, I expect it to be an epic flounce.

Unless it's a troll.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:19 pm

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No answer from her so far, but when she does, I expect it to be an epic flounce.

Unless it's a troll.

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I am uploading my friend's fic they pulled out of this site originally, thats unfire. This story is copyrighted by Laura.

I want to say troll and not laura herself, if only because the poor writing in the other fics doesn't quite seem like the type found in "legolas." But I admit, this is the only fic of laura's that I can really remember reading.

I'm also going by that username - "DeliciousNutriciousLemon." It just sounds suspicious.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:17 pm

I call a troll, but it's fun to see anyway. I 'reviewed' it.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:54 am

Sparrow wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:


No answer from her so far, but when she does, I expect it to be an epic flounce.

Unless it's a troll.

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I am uploading my friend's fic they pulled out of this site originally, thats unfire. This story is copyrighted by Laura.

I want to say troll and not laura herself, if only because the poor writing in the other fics doesn't quite seem like the type found in "legolas." But I admit, this is the only fic of laura's that I can really remember reading.

I'm also going by that username - "DeliciousNutriciousLemon." It just sounds suspicious.

Everything about this story is suspicious-- especially the quality of its prose.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:36 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:39 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg

I lost so hard I fell out of my chair and woke up the whole house. But it was totally worth it!
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:29 am

Oh my God, that was hilarious!

Whatever happened to Laura (the author), by the way? Is she still out there, somewhere? Please tell me she's not still writing!
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:23 am

Oh man, I lol'd so hard at that video. I shall be watching that from now on when I want instant lulz. :D
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:28 am

I couldn't resist it...here is a script for a film adaptation! (I put it in spoilers due to the ridiculous size of the otehrwise resulting post)

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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:53 pm

Brilliant! I love the part when the guards just stand there and watch the Orcs take Laura. It so perfectly points out the bad action scenes.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:01 pm

Aw man, I want to film that now. :/
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:50 pm

If ever we have a convention, we must film this.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:08 pm

We need to have this convention in ol' Europe, where you just wander up to the next best hilltop if you need a castle in the background. Seriously, I can think of a whole handful within driving distance. One is even medievally furnished.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:19 am

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Brilliant! I love the part when the guards just stand there and watch the Orcs take Laura. It so perfectly points out the bad action scenes.

Laura couldn't write a grocery list, let alone a decent movie script.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:08 pm

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...One is even medievally furnished.

Furnished? Laura doesn't describe any furnishings in the story, so there is no furnishing. All the sets are to be completely bland, and devoid of any background. The only furnishings that are specifically referred to in the story are Laura's bed and the thrones on which Legolas' parents sit.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:03 am

Well, if you take that logic too far, most movies would be pretty barren. But I get your point- one of the other two dozen in driving distance it is, then. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:55 pm

Aw, I've just discovered a whole host of spelling mistakes that I somehow managed to overlook, and now I can't modify the post! Oh well.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:36 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0

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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:49 pm

Cunovendus wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0

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