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PostSubject: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptySat Jul 20, 2013 4:43 am

Sharknado: the Trailer.



SO bad it's good, or so bad it's horrific? You decide.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptySat Jul 20, 2013 5:51 am

Feel like this is relevant in some underlying way...
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptySat Jul 20, 2013 9:14 am

*would comment...but is too busy laughing and nodding in agreement at what Ian posted*
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptySat Jul 20, 2013 5:41 pm

Okay, stupid question. Does this Sharknado bullshit have something to do with the Pittsburgh Pie Rats?
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptySun Jul 21, 2013 4:45 pm

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Okay, stupid question.  Does this Sharknado bullshit have something to do with the Pittsburgh Pie Rats?

No.

This is seriously the worst movie ever. Ever ever ever. Ever.

Seriously, as a climax? There's this dude who has a bright idea: "We'll just make these Molotov cocktails and throw them in the tornado! That way, the heat disperses the hot/cold front that created the tornado, effectively killing it!"

Instead of smacking the dude and telling him that it's an absolutely stupid idea, everybody goes along with it. And then, two people fly up to the tornado. In a helicopter.

And the helicopter survives.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptySun Jul 21, 2013 9:30 pm

Jay/Cris wrote:
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Okay, stupid question.  Does this Sharknado bullshit have something to do with the Pittsburgh Pie Rats?

No.

This is seriously the worst movie ever. Ever ever ever. Ever.

Seriously, as a climax? There's this dude who has a bright idea: "We'll just make these Molotov cocktails and throw them in the tornado! That way, the heat disperses the hot/cold front that created the tornado, effectively killing it!"

Instead of smacking the dude and telling him that it's an absolutely stupid idea, everybody goes along with it. And then, two people fly up to the tornado. In a helicopter.

And the helicopter survives.

What should have happened is that the firebombs end up igniting the tornado (because fuck science) and have it become a FIRE SHARKNADO Excitedplz 
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptySun Jul 21, 2013 10:37 pm

I want to see the film according to Mikey, that would be an great ending to one of those films.

Of course this can only be a better film then 2012 was.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyMon Jul 22, 2013 2:04 am

Jay wrote:
This is seriously the worst movie ever. Ever ever ever. Ever.

Um.... have you seen any other Asylum movies?

They're one of those B-grade companies that self-consciously try to create and/or otherwise pimp movies that want to be Ed Wood movies only without the shambolic charm.

And yes, I consider Ed Wood the benchmark of "so-bad-it's-good" cinema.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyTue Jul 23, 2013 1:30 pm

Saw this on the night it premiered. Probably wouldn't have sat through it all if I weren't actively mocking it with friends. The inconsistent lighting, the terrible dialogue, the sheer stupidity of it all....I love bad movies, but this was just "so bad, it's terrible" for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyWed Jul 24, 2013 9:00 am

Jay/Cris wrote:
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
Okay, stupid question.  Does this Sharknado bullshit have something to do with the Pittsburgh Pie Rats?

No.

This is seriously the worst movie ever. Ever ever ever. Ever.

Let's see if you still feel that way after sitting through the train wreck known as Def-Con IV or Michael Anderson's Millennium, the blatant butchering of a great John Varley short story. Sharknado at its worst doesn't even come close to being as horrendous as these two cinematic abominations.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyTue Jul 30, 2013 10:30 am

Mr.Doobie wrote:
And yes, I consider Ed Wood the benchmark of "so-bad-it's-good" cinema.
Ed Wood is amazing and I love him <3 <3 <3

But yeah, Asylum specializes in making cheap pap, half the time they churn out blatant mockbusters (Sunday School Musical?!, Snakes on a Train?!?!) and the other half they try to appeal to the crowd that loves bad movies by throwing down with concepts so absurd that people just have to see them (Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus, 2-Headed Shark Attack (they love sharks)). Sharknado has thus far gotten more, um, "groundswell" than any of their other movies, but it is nothing new.

I am not sure comparing them to Ed Wood is apt; they are more like Roger Corman, but without the original thought.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyTue Jul 30, 2013 10:34 am

Reepy wrote:
I am not sure comparing them to Ed Wood is apt; they are more like Roger Corman, but without the original thought.

I can compare whoever they hell I want to Ed Wood.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyTue Jul 30, 2013 10:56 am

Mr.Doobie wrote:
Reepy wrote:
I am not sure comparing them to Ed Wood is apt; they are more like Roger Corman, but without the original thought.

I can compare whoever they hell I want to Ed Wood.

I can tell whoever the hell I want that they are wrong about their Ed Wood comparisons.
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyTue Jul 30, 2013 2:03 pm

Reepicheep-chan wrote:
Mr.Doobie wrote:
Reepy wrote:
I am not sure comparing them to Ed Wood is apt; they are more like Roger Corman, but without the original thought.

I can compare whoever they hell I want to Ed Wood.

I can tell whoever the hell I want that they are wrong about their Ed Wood comparisons.
Let's have an Ed Wood wank!
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyTue Jul 30, 2013 8:17 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
Reepicheep-chan wrote:
Mr.Doobie wrote:
Reepy wrote:
I am not sure comparing them to Ed Wood is apt; they are more like Roger Corman, but without the original thought.

I can compare whoever they hell I want to Ed Wood.

I can tell whoever the hell I want that they are wrong about their Ed Wood comparisons.
Let's have an Ed Wood wank!

To have the proper Ed Wood wank you need tight sweaters!
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PostSubject: Re: Sharknado   Sharknado EmptyWed Jul 31, 2013 7:14 am

Fuck Ed Wood and the cheap bicycle he rode in on.
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