Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
| Subject: Zombie Cat Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:25 am | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Belong's to a guy called Ellis. So lets see what his 'ficial instructions are... - Quote :
- A cat in Florida has had surgery after apparently clawing its way out of his grave following a collision with a car.
Car's driver is said to have changed name and fled the country, terrified everytime he hears a purr. - Quote :
- Bart's owner, Ellis Hutson, told the Tampa Bay Times he "couldn't stand" to bury the animal and asked his neighbour Dave to dig him a shallow grave.
"Yeah, uh, not too deep. My second wife's down there" "Gotta love Florida." | |
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Layla Sporkbender
Join date : 2011-11-08
| Subject: Re: Zombie Cat Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:42 pm | |
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TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
| Subject: Re: Zombie Cat Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:00 pm | |
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- Five days later, bedraggled Bart was found meowing for food by another of Mr Hutson's neighbours
And yea, upon the Fifth Day, Our Lord and Savior Bart did riseth from the grave in His Second Coming, for He was hungry for Meow Mix and Whiskas... | |
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