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PostSubject: legolas by laura   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:08 pm

Because we have to have it!

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Mean while Legolas got to the cell where Laura is.Legolas said"Laura
are you in there"and then Laura said"Oh Legolas you finally came"and
then Legolas said"are you alright"and then Laura said"no I am not
alright"and then Legolas said"they bet you up and raped you also the
Dark lord gave you the posion"and then Laura said"how did you know
that".Then Legolas said"when I was your age they did the samething to
me".Then Laura said"can you get me out of here"and then Legolas said"ok
stand back"and then he ran back and ran towards the door and knock it
down.

Laura said"wow"and then Legolas looked and saw she was coved in Blood
and scars also she was naked"and then Legolas said"why they did it to
you not me"and then the Orcs came and said"because she got a power and
she can distoy us all the bad guys".


Then the fright began

I could not possibly think of the best quote from this gem, I just picked it at random.

did anyone save the readings?


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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:18 pm

I have the sugar-high readings on my computer. Anyone want to host them somewhere fairly permanent?

Also, did anyone save the "Finish Laura Challenge" entries from the board? :|
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:34 pm

I still have some sort of reading of legolas by laura, but it's on my other computer. I can put it on mediafire tomorrow if anyone is interested.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:47 pm

I have the audio on my iTunes. I laugh when it pops up on my iPod.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:51 pm

The files are now being fostered here. Won't someone give them their forever home?

Edited to change link to new address.


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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:36 am

Lord, I hope not.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:36 pm

I think I just spied a Cloud x Sephiroth version of this tale... links ahoy!
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:00 am

Is that for real? You should post that in New Releases. It certainly deserves its own thread.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:08 am

lovedless wrote:
I think I just spied a Cloud x Sephiroth version of this tale... links ahoy!

Just what we need....more lousy FF7 fanfics.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:20 pm

Dr. Professor Science wrote:
Is that for real? You should post that in New Releases. It certainly deserves its own thread.

Your wish is granted!
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:27 pm

I was told that at least one person tried to access the files recently. The address above has been fixed.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:23 am

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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:50 am

Of course, the womyn is the second-class member of this relationship, as with all fan-fiction.

It makes me sick that womyn cannot see empowered womyn in fiction, instead we see constant sluts sucking the cock of supposed male superiority, or damsels constantly in need of saving.


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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:53 am

Waffles, everything you know about fan fiction or relationships could fit on a pinhead.

And speaking of pinheads, you sound like one.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:47 pm

Well, I do think life would be much better if one actually could go up to a guy and say "do you want to be my boyfriend?" - certainly much simpler. But hopefully said guy would not be one's adopted brother/father/whatever, and one would not be ten when one said it.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:11 pm

Indeed.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:52 pm

Miraba wrote:
The files are now being fostered here. Won't someone give them their forever home?

Edited to change link to new address.

I think it's busticated. Can anyone send me the readings, I lost mine in a sudden, unfortunate reformatting.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:13 pm

Kitbug wrote:
Miraba wrote:
The files are now being fostered here. Won't someone give them their forever home?

Edited to change link to new address.

I think it's busticated. Can anyone send me the readings, I lost mine in a sudden, unfortunate reformatting.

Woop woop.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:28 pm

ILU <3
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:10 pm

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Woop woop.

"Tuuuuuuube of poison" gets me every time.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:54 pm

Legolas by Laura will always be my favorite.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:29 am

"Mean while the Orcs was back at Mondor" is my personal pick. Actually, it should be my WGW signature, if I weren't so lazy.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:49 am

Exodia: Heh, meanwhile the orcs were back at mondor, would have been better spelling.
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:38 am

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Exodia: Heh, meanwhile the orcs were back at mondor, would have been better spelling.

Uhm, you do realize Exodia quoted a line from the story, in all its misspelled glory, right?
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PostSubject: Re: legolas by laura   Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:44 am

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:
"Mean while the Orcs was back at Mondor" is my personal pick. Actually, it should be my WGW signature, if I weren't so lazy.

Hey, if you don't want it I'll take it.
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