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PostSubject: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:34 am

Yet again let us leap into the wonderful world of RPFdom. In the fourth of my occasional series, ‘Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston’, I bring you Drag Me Down, by Batsutousai. It is well named because, for me, it did. I haven’t really seen anyone as fiction whored across the net as Hiddleston since Orlando Bloom. It has not reached Johnny Depp levels yet, but it's getting there.

I am NOT joking about the NWS rating. It is not safe for work, not work safe and safety for work it has not.

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Tags: Rape/Non-Con. Tom Hiddleston/Loki Loki (Marvel). Tom Hiddleston Dubious Consent. Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot. Mind Control. Light BDSM. Orgasm Delay/Denial Exhibitionism. Public Sex . Public Nudity. Breathplay. Urination.

Look, it can’t be Non-Con and Dub-Con, author. Either Tom cons, or he don’t cons. Back in the day, it was a tacit convention of fanfic that your slash pairing was done so the first name was the top and the second the bottom. Or maybe that was just the Trek fandom? Either way, to me, that should be Loki/Tom, not Tom/Loki.

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Smiles didn't belong on Loki's face,

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whether that face belonged to a mortal or otherwise, and so Loki set out to put put an end to any and all smiles for one Tom Hiddleston.

Put put? Couldn’t even be bothered to proof-read your one line summary, huh? Sounds promising.


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Disclaim Her:

That, I take it, is disclaimer?

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The characters of Thomas "Tom" Hiddleston is based on a real person,

‘The characters -/- is based on…’ Lovely grammar right there. Up until now I had no idea Tom suffered from Multiple Personality Disorder. Not only that, but fictional Multiple Personality Disorder!

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and no offence is intended; this is only for the amusement of myself and other like-minded (read: mentally ill) fans.

Savouring the moment of clarity, before… By the way, all the italics in the quotes are the author's own.

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A/N: This is the fic of kinks. (I am not even kidding, go look at the warnings. XD)
So, BriAndLoki/MischiefRulesHere, gave me this prompt to write Loki using mind control magic on Tom to make him do whatever Loki wants. And there needed to be smut out the wazoo.

Is that where smut comes from? Fap Schlick

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I was trying to get to sleep that night and this near fully-formed idea comes to me.

This is not a good idea. Sharing your wet dreams might have worked out for Twilight, and Fifty Shades, but it’s still a bad idea. So, if our author has done giving shout outs to her friends and telling us she’s soo edgy for writing this, could we get to the story?

Ah, good.

Loki, who here appears to be a mix of the movie and the comics, is working for Victor, (von Doom, I suppose). He is making a teleportation jump from Latveria to New York in a series of hops because of… something, something. Genuinely, I cannot understand this next line.

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He'd been furious at the beginning of this partnership, had spent a week trading blows with his cautious ally over his refusal to suppress his wards, but it had become rote, any more.

scratch

Can Loki teleport?

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Loki is the most skilled magician in all of Asgard, if not all of the nine worlds. Through magic is he able to achieve a myriad of effects and powers such as supersonic flight, dimensional teleportation, intangibility and invisibility, energy blasts, energy manipulation, illusion casting and forcefield generation. He is also an apt telepath, being able to control the minds of others, read their minds, project his astral form and can actually use his telepathy to span galaxies in instants.

Oh, okay, evidently, he can. Although, it’s moot whether going from New York to Latveria in short hops qualifies as ‘dimensional teleportation’. I have to admit, I am amused by Loki apparently having the power of ’intangibility’. ’I am difficult to define or describe clearly, but I am nonetheless perceived! Tremble before where you think I am!’

Latveria, Wikipedia tells me, is the fictional land of Doctor Doom and borders Serbia Romania and Hungary. So, it may be a place of evil, but it stands a good chance at the next Eurovision Song Contest. Why Loki apparently lives in New York, considering what he did to the place in the Avengers movie, isn’t explained.

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His trip to Victor's that time had been uneventful, but during a stopover in London on his way back – there was a pastry shop he'd heard tell was delicious and he wanted to give it a try – that he spotted the mortal.

Personally, although I may eat the products of a pastry shop, I seldom eat the shop itself, but then I’m not a Frost Giant - Asgard chimera.

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Short, curly blond hair over eyes as blue as the sky after a storm and a smile bright as the sun; it was Loki's own face held in an expression of such pleasure that he felt his blood boiling.

Tom has short, curly hair, but it covers both his eyes and his mouth? I’m picturing a sort of permed Cousin Itt.

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How dare some mortal wearing his face smile!

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How dare someone so insignificant, so useless show signs of happiness while Loki could manage little better than a derisive laugh on his best of days.

Actually…

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So, in this story, Loki decides to attack and hurt Tom. To fill Tom with such self-hatred that he never smiles again. Feel the love from his fans. Feel it.

Anyone who saw the Avengers movie will know that Loki was gifted a Staff of Power, by Thanos, which he left behind when he was taken home in chains. Here, having returned to Earth, Loki attacks a SHIELD compound, (stock cupboard? Whatever.) and steals the staff back.

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It was but a moment's thought to see his staff – returned from SHIELD after a particularly bloody battle that had left the mortals scrabbling to minimise his damage while he vanished with his objective – in his hand.

Taking the parenthetical aside out of that sentence would improve it a lot. Make it two sentences and it doesn’t read like babbling. I take it that Loki now summons the Tesseract Spear, I believe it’s called , on a whim. He could do so with the Casket of Ancient Winters in Thor, but he never summoned the spear to him in Avengers. Even when it would have helped. I’ll cut the author a break on it. But it’s my last.

Loki attacks Tom. An Asgardian god in full costume, pressing a damn great stick with a blue light and a blade attached, to the chest of an international film star in full view, broad daylight. In a city of over eight million people and one of the highest rates per capita of CCTV cameras and cellphones with cameras in the world. Subtle, Loki. You are truly the god of intangibility and invisibility.

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Blue eyes widened for a moment with surprise, then flickered with an emotion Loki didn't have time to catalogue before the green sheen of his magic washed through the blue.

I’d call it on recognition. Not only does Loki have the same face as Tom, but the god regaining the Tesseract Spear indicates that this universe is one in which the events of the Avengers movie actually occurred. Loki should be as known, hated and feared as Osama Bin Laden once was. One wonders if that helped or hindered Tom to get parts, post Avengers NYC attack? Or why Tom wasn’t picked up by SHIELD using the face trace? Or the Avengers? Or the police? Or done to death by a pitchfork wielding mob thinking he was Loki?

There I go again. With my logic crowbar. Silly Summer.

So Loki takes over Tom’s mind, using the spear, just as he did with Selvig, Hawkeye and the Richard Gere lookalike in the Dark Matter Research Lab, (snort!), at the beginning of the Avengers movie.

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Loki let go of the mortal's throat and soothed his hand down one stubble-ridden cheek.

Down? From Tom‘s throat to his cheek? Is he standing on his head? And that should be ‘smoothed’ shouldn’t it? Unless Loki’s hand is meant to be soothing Tom.

Loki asks Tom’s name though why, I don’t know. He never uses it, constantly calling Tom, ‘pet’ throughout the rest of the fic. For someone English, like me, it instantly gives Loki a Geordie accent. He then tells the possessed Tom to strip.

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There wasn't even a hint of resistance as Tom pulled off his shirt and dropped it to the dirty ground of the ally Loki had secreted them in.

Nice retcon by the author, who has just realised that Tom doing this in the street would be a bit previous. Of course it would have been better to rewrite the scene so they are seen to go into the alley organically. Making the story linear. So Tom strips naked and Loki takes in the view.

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This mortal wasn't displeasing to look at, Loki decided as he came to a stop in front of him again, too close for comfort. "You'll do," he decided and grasped the mortal's cock in one hand.

Not the god to go to for elaborate foreplay, I see.

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Tom let out a gasp and his hips made an aborted jerk forward.
Loki's eyes practically sparkled and he pressed the sharp edge of his staff into the skin over the mortal's heart, just hard enough to draw forth a drip of blood. "What's this, pet," he murmured, "are you enjoying yourself?"

A bit of a reach, (if you’ll pardon the pun). Most men would jerk forwards if you grabbed their cock.

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As if the hardening cock in his hand wasn't telling enough on its own.
Tom's throat bobbed. "Yes," he breathed out, and his hips made another aborted jerk forward when Loki's thumb slipped over the edges of his foreskin, against his slit.

Of course Tom is enjoying it. He’s being sexually assaulted by an armed, mass-murdering, psychopathic alien in a grimy alleyway! What part of that sentence is not to love? It’s a truism of fanfic RPF victims that they always enjoy it. Back when fanfic was typed on a typewriter and handed out at conventions the RPF victim enjoyed it. At the End of Days, the victim of an RPF will enjoy it. It’s a universal bloody constant!

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Loki flashed him a smile full of teeth and vanished his staff with a tilt of his wrist.

Right, the staff had a cameo. Or it was a McGuffin. Maybe a Deus Ex Machina. Whatever, farewell staff, we barely knew ya.

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"Tell me, pet," he said, voice smooth as a lie, "have you ever been taken by a man?"
"N-no," Tom stuttered.

Cheered by this, Loki, still holding Tom by the dick, reaches round and sticks his finger up Tom’s backside. Tom appears to like this too and Loki thinks he’s a whore.

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"You little whore," punctuating the last word by shoving his index finger in as far as it would go.

See? Told you. I hope Loki trims his nails. And washed his hands before all this. If you are a god, then cleanliness should be next to you at all times, yes? This is also the start of Tom being unable to speak basic English, making everything he says a trial to read.

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Tom jerked forward with a shout of something that was almost certainly pain.

Again, this is the guy the author hearts.

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Then, removing his finger from Tom's arse, Loki used one swift movement to spin the mortal and shove him up against the alley wall, keeping back just enough so he had room to pull his half-hard cock from the tight leather trousers he favoured.

I initially thought that was Tom. But he’s naked already, so it must be Loki. Pronouns are actually important.

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"Spread your legs, pet," he ordered.

Well, it’s in the tag warnings so I guess we all know what’s going to happen now. Tom gets raped.

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The magic Loki had sparked into the mortal had prepared him sufficiently for Loki's impressive cock, stretching and lubing his innards such that Loki wasted no time in shoving into him, grunting at the sweet pressure of a virgin hole.

Funny, the Comicvine article above didn’t mention the superpower of being able to lube up an anus with magic. Isn’t it annoying when these things aren’t definitive?

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Tom let out a gasping shout – a sort of, "Ah-ah-ah-ng!" – at Loki's penetration, fingers grasping helplessly at the wall in front of him. There was a hint of pain, certainly, for Loki had not over-stretched him, but it was mostly pleasure.

Of course it was. It always is. Fates forbid that Tom should be realistically shocked, appalled, humiliated and agonised by being raped.

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And then, interrupting the delicious sounds the mortal was making, Tom stuttered out, "Th-there. Ah-al-m-most nng! Pl-please! Co-come–"

Why does Tom seem to end every other sentence with a nng? If you try to pronounce it yourself, it sounds really odd.

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"You will not come," Loki ordered, voice held steady by pure will. "I'll tell you when to come."
Tom whimpered. "Ca-an't. P-ple-ah-lease! I n-n-need–!"
"No," Loki stated, an order humming with magic. The control spell accepted the order, locked it into place, and Loki knew the mortal wouldn't be coming anytime soon.

Comicvine also didn’t mention the ability to magic priapism. Maybe it never came up in the comics, (pun unintended). It sure as hell wouldn’t be part of the movie-verse. Tom, of the now almost permanent stiffy, now gets half strangled and Loki then bites his victim’s ear.

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Tom wheezed out a noise that was laced with terror, his fingers scrabbling at the wall. One caught and tore on a brick, leaving a trail of shining red against the white of the caulk and the aged darkness of the bricks.

‘We love you, Tom!’

A bit more semi-strangulation, repeated blocking of Tom’s airway, then releasing him to gasp and whimper and Loki decides he’s ready, himself, to orgasm. This would be the ‘breathplay’ the tags warned of. Loki might be playing here, I’m willing to bet money Tom isn’t.

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Loki felt so very immeasurably powerful.
His orgasm hit with a spark of green fire and a brush of blue ice.

Not very practical. Loki should get himself a proper brush. Especially with that long hair. Tom coughs back to breathing and existence and Loki likes the sensation on his waning erection so much he nearly gets hard again.

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Maybe he'd come back, enjoy this mortal in his sleep, when he thought the god fucking him was nothing more than a nightmare reminder of his decent into the darkness of self-deprecation that Loki was opening beneath him with each passing second.

Hmmn. Self-deprecation works here. It would simply mean to condemn oneself. I’d rather have gone with self-loathing and depravity. Self-denigration, maybe. Self-deprecation is so linked with people humorously panning themselves that it conjures up a vision of Tom, looking over his shoulder at us and giving an, ‘I’m so raped and half-strangled, right now!’ rueful grin.

Loki puts himself away whilst Tom gets his breath back. The Supervillain vanishes Tom’s clothes with his at-all-times-convenient magic, except for an undershirt, which he magics into a sort of mini loincloth.

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The final garment twisted and tore at itself until it resembled a loincloth; barely enough to protect against public nudity laws.

As far as I’m aware, Britain doesn’t have public nudity laws. There are obscenity laws, public exposure laws, (which have to involve intimidation), breach of the peace laws and laws of outraging public decency, but nothing actually about nudity.

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Loki turned back to Tom and found him breathing well enough on his own. Blood speckled his chest and throat from where Loki's staff had cut him, or fingers torn against the brick wall had touched, and his throat was already showing signs of bruising. His cock, leaking and the tip an angry red, jutted out ahead of him, bobbing slightly with every gasping breath he managed.

‘Tom, we love you soo much!’

So, Loki makes Tom put on the loincloth as well as he is able for his raging stiffy.

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Judging by the way he'd flinched away from trying to hide his cock in the small pouch behind the flap, Loki figured it was much too painful to do much of anything with.

Let’s try that again.

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‘Tom tried to hide his cock in the small pouch behind the flap. By the way he’d flinched away, Loki figured it was too painful.’

See? Basic grammar, the point comes across clearly and twenty-seven words to your thirty-three.

So what do you think? Is our adoring author done with her humiliation of her beloved Hiddles yet?

You either said no, or you’re new here. Or possibly hopelessly optimistic. Here, let me crush that for you.

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"Ah, there's something missing," Loki decided, an idea coming to him. "On your knees, mouth open."

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"I appear to be lacking in facilities to relieve myself, pet."

Yeah, Loki is preparing himself to piss in Tom’s mouth. Really, does this turn the author on? And this is a back alley. Since most local, borough and city authorities have got rid of public toilets to save money, alleyways are the facilities to relieve yourself. Especially if you’re a man. Women have to find toilets in malls, department stores or fast food places. The latter two of which give you the stink eye for using their facilities without buying anything.

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And then, giving no warning, Loki let his bladder go.

This situation would have improved with a ‘Three! Two! One! Go!’?

I’ll spare you the details. Loki does the deed and makes Tom swallow. Hiddleston attempts to fight the order and his possession, but Loki turns his magic up to eleven, or something, and Tom swallows. Maybe this is the author trying to give us an idea that Tom is strong-willed when he isn’t possessed, but the practical upshot is that he has the urine in his mouth for far longer than he would have done otherwise. If you have to drink something that tastes nasty, just get it down your neck.

Loki then pulls Tom to his feet and tortures his knob a bit more. When Tom begs to come, Loki tells him he can.

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When he gets to his home.

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Loki is going to make Tom walk to his home, stark naked, except for his magic tailored mini loincloth, with his prominent erection on display for all to see. Tom has no choice but to obey, because of the possession and his desperate need to come.



Poor, bloody Tom Hiddleston.

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And then, giving Tom no chance to fight the spell enough to plead for mercy, Loki turned himself invisible.

Which, according to the Comicvine list, Loki can do.

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Tom paused once more at the mouth of the alley, took a deep breath, then stepped out onto the pavement and turned towards the direction he'd been heading when Loki had grabbed him. His steps were awkward, hands held over his erection to try and hide it from prying eyes.

Makes you wonder why Loki didn’t use Tom’s belt, or something, to tie his hands behind his back. Or just order Tom to keep his hands behind his back.

It is interesting that Loki knows nothing of Tom at this point. He apprehended Hiddleston outside a pastry shop, but that might be coincidence. We don’t know that Tom was going to, or coming from, the shop. For all we know, Tom could be halfway across London from his home. For all Loki knows, Tom could live in Hull, or Liverpool. Or for that matter, Milan or Los Angeles. Loki is just expecting that Tom can walk home because the author knows Tom lives in North London. By the way, Greater London covers an area of 1,583 square kilometres (611 sq mi).

This is one of the aspects of writing that a competent author takes into consideration. You need to think through what your characters know. It would be a doddle to fix this. Loki can read minds and he has Tom under a spell where he has to do what Loki wants. It’s a small matter to write that Loki reads Tom’s mind and sees the distance to his home, then has the idea to make him walk the route of shame.

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It didn't work, really. Some people made a point of not looking, blushes high on their cheeks. Others couldn't help but stare, taking in everything and wondering, some few considering asking if Tom needed help. (Loki used magic to keep those ones walking, to convince them that the near-naked man shuffling down the pavement was completely fine on his own.)

More of Loki’s oh, so convenient magic. I can’t help but wonder where the copper’s are at this point. There’s a fairly high concentration of police in London, because of the terrorist threats. As I said above, London has one of, if not the most, high concentrations of CCTV and ownership of cellphones with cameras in the world. It is fairly inconceivable that this act of forced exhibitionism by a very well known actor, wouldn’t get into the papers, the TV and Youtube. Unless, of course, Loki’s magic is protecting the liberty, career and reputation of the man he is currently trying to mortify and shame into never smiling again.

Yeah, that makes sense.

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Some passing mortals eyed Tom with lust. They would brush too close, getting a grope at one bare buttocks and making Tom jump, wild-eyed. One particularly brave soul, walking in the same direction, fell in next to the mortal and reached under the loincloth covering to give a quick pump to Tom's cock.

‘We still totes love you, Tom!’

Fangirls. Hate ‘em, or live without ‘em, you can’t love ‘em.

After Loki uses, you guessed if folks, his magic to protect Tom from being palmed off on a public thoroughfare, the actor is forced to carry on participating in his own humiliation.

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"Please," Tom whispered, voice quiet and almost broken. "Please don't make me–"
"Keep. Walking," Loki snarled, magic already high in reaction to that brief threat.

Fellow WGWers. My name is Summercorn and I am a Tom Hiddleston fan. This is because I think he’s a terrific actor and a smashing bloke with a lovely personality and a brilliant mind. That he is drop dead gorgeous is also, I admit, fortuitous. However, I must be doing this wrong, because I have no desire to see the guy sexually assaulted, hurt, injured, raped, possessed or humiliated. I have no idea where I strayed from the True Path.

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Loki returned to walking a few paces behind the mortal, watching out for overly-interested passersby. He still allowed those little touches from the lust-driven, but he kept away those too interested in having Tom.

We will just have to assume that Loki has vanished again. He has, I know this because I’ve read this story before, but the author, lost in her schadenfreude-driven masturbation, forgot to tell us.

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At last, nearly twenty minutes walk from the alley, they reached a building that Tom entered. Inside, bloody footsteps trailed after him, suggesting at the damage the walk had done to his feet.

Oh, look. More blood kink. I’m beginning to think we should be grateful that at no point in this story does Tom have to eat his own, or Loki’s shit. An oversight from the author, I’m sure. And where’s the bestiality? Mumble, mutter, kinkfic, my arse, grumble, grouse.

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Loki absently vanished the blood on the floor, interested in keeping worried parties from checking on the mortal too soon.

Makes you wonder what ‘worried parties’ like his friends, family, his agent, management, etc., will do when he doesn’t answer his, now vanished, cellphone.

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Tom stopped outside a door, looking a little lost. After a moment, he looked around behind him, clearly trying to spot Loki, and explained, "My k-keys. They were in m-my trous-sers."

This is where we find that Loki is, again, invisible. Nice timing, author.

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Loki sighed and flicked a finger, materialising the required article of clothing in Tom's hands.

Angry Mrs Weasley: FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE! THERE IS NO NEED - I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS - JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANDS OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING! Angry

I know that Loki doesn’t have a wand, but I’m getting awful tired of this let’s cast a spell for everything schtick.

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The mortal fumbled for a moment, but he managed to pull out his keys and open the door with them before Loki's patience ran thin.

Then just cast a spell and open the damned door. You’re the one using magic spells like they‘re going out of fashion, you Jotun dickwit.

So, Tom opens the door and goes inside. He sinks to his knees and begs for orgasm. This being graciously given, the actor then comes all over Loki’s boots. Deliberately. Is this Tom’s revenge? Accident?

Oh, no. The twist in this sordid little tale is that Tom wants to be demeaned by Loki. He licks up the mess from the boots, apologising all the time. I think that the possession spell is also released at this time, but whether it was meant to wear off, or Loki dropped it in surprise, I cannot tell. However, in Avengers the Movie, both Selvig and Hawkeye are released from the possession of the Tesseract Spear by a bang on the head. Tom, by dint of finally achieving release through masturbation, has, if you like, also had a bang on the head.

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Tom licked his lips, then said, "I knew it was wrong, dirty, but when I saw you on the videos from Stuttgart..." He shuddered, a flicker of old pleasure in his eyes. "God. I wanted to kneel for you, wanted you to command me to–" he choked and his eyes fluttered closed. "I want to suck you off, to stay at your side as your favourite, to be used by you and only y–"

It’s true. Tom only had to see Loki get his backside handed back to him by Captain America and Ironman, and he was in love! A love that survived watching Loki commit mass murder in New York City!

In the end, he will always kneel.

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Loki reaches out to push his fingers into Tom’s rear again. There is no sign of any damage or residue from the previous attack, in fact at no time were we given to believe that Tom was walking around London with his inner thighs dripping with Loki’s semen. Still I’m sure the author will get round to that one too. Something to look forward to, right?

Loki is so turned on by this revelation that he forgets his desire to make Tom never smile again, in order to channel the desires of the author. Who’s possessing whom now, God of Mischief? Twisted Evil

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Loki pulled his lips away to hiss, "You are mine, now."
"God, yes," Tom breathed, eyes bright with want.

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"I decide who touches you, and when."
"Yes."

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"I will punish or reward you as I see fit."
"Please," he whispered. "Loki, please."

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"You're my dirty little whore, pet. Say it."
Tom looked up at him, blue eyes blown wide with want. "I'm your dirty whore."

No, Loki asked you to say ‘dirty, little whore’. Since you’ve inexplicably lost your damned mind, Tom, at least try to get your gibbering imbecility done correctly.

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Then, unexpectedly, Tom turned and pulled the loincloth out of the way to show off his sphincter, loose from leftover magic and the recent stretching. "Please, please use me, Loki."

Oh gosh! Oh my! How ro-man-tic! Nothing, nothing says I Love You like showing someone your saggy, baggy bumhole! Crusted with semen from being raped! Actually, now we know Tom secretly wanted this it does sort of explain how this is supposed to be both non-non and dub-con. Except it doesn’t, because it was always really just con.

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Loki vanished his clothing with a flick of his wrist and jerked up and into Tom with a smooth thrust.

And it’s telling at this point that I’m more interested in whether this repeated wrist movement will eventually give Loki repetitive strain injury than I am in the sex.

Anyhow, they have the angry sex with biting and, of course:

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magic sparking along his fingers to ensure the mortal would come again.

Yeah.

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"My guh-God!"
"Yes," Loki hissed, eyes glinting with pleasure. "I am."

Oh ha, ha, HA! A jovial bon mot. A witticism that must rank as up with the finest in English literature. Oscar Wilde himself toasts you from beyond the grave for your unmatched grasp of japery. Savour it like a fine bloody wine.

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Perhaps Loki couldn't break this smiling mortal with his face, but this outcome seemed so much better.

Did Loki head butt Tom and I missed it? No? Then how… Oh I see! Loki couldn’t break this smiling mortal, who’s face was so similar.

The reviewers rave about Drag Me Down!

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I think I came.
Oh my GOD Iueadijskljd thissssss.

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Holy shit! So many kinks! Fucking awesommmmme!

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I loved this! The whole thing, just unf.

Right now I’m seeing the author as Michael Jackson in the Thriller video and this lot as the zombie dance troupe behind him.


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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:53 pm

Summercorn wrote:
Latveria, Wikipedia tells me, is the fictional land of Doctor Doom and borders Serbia Romania and Hungary. So, it may be a place of evil, but it stands a good chance at the next Eurovision Song Contest.
Fucking hell, that should be a fanfic.

Your snark is amazing, btw. A+ would lol again.
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:37 am

Aw, thanks Reepy! Blush

The sad thing is, it wasn't until after I'd posted it that I realised that the author, Batsutousai, is also the writer of Victims of Ourselves, the Hiddleston/Loki fic I praised in Antidotes. That also features a rape in an alleyway, (of Tom, by Loki), but it's a thousand times better written. The attack is hard to read and done with no titillation whatsoever.

Back in the day, I used to write Deep Space Nine fics. Yeah, I know. But I did. Often, you'd start a story, intending it to be straight, platonic. After every chapter there would be those who'd demand teh sexxer!!!111eleventyone!! Batsutousai seems to be going down the route of just doing kink fics demanded by fangirls on tumblr. Shame. She actually has talent.
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:37 am

Interesting. I suppose when you are just writing as a hobby then writing whatever gets you the most ass pats is understandable. That is why kink memes are so popular, probably. Personally I am pretty chill about people writing weird kink fic in a general sense, but I really dislike it when that same fic is rp fic. That is just disrespectful and gross.
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:52 pm

[quote="Reepicheep-chan"]Interesting. I suppose when you are just writing as a hobby then writing whatever gets you the most ass pats is understandable. That is why kink memes are so popular, probably. Personally I am pretty chill about people writing weird kink fic in a general sense, but I really dislike it when that same fic is rp fic. That is just disrespectful and gross.[/quote]

Same. Then is just gets creepy as fuck. Fictional people are different since they're fake, and are sometimes used for fanservice, emulating perfection so it might be nice to take them down a peg. But real people....
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:47 pm

So can we say that Tom Hiddleston has replaced Orlando Bloom as Fandom Poison*? Because I'm definitely getting that vibe. Johnny Depp, of course, remains the Fandom Poison King, but Tom Hiddleston definitely brings the batshit fans in.

*Term for an person for whom their mere presence in a movie/TV show/whatever attracts the fangirls like chum attracts sharks.
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:13 am

Meh, Depp is nice but I've never gotten the inkling to do things like THIS to him. I just appreciate his acting skills.
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:19 am

Mouse wrote:
So can we say that Tom Hiddleston has replaced Orlando Bloom as Fandom Poison*? Because I'm definitely getting that vibe. Johnny Depp, of course, remains the Fandom Poison King, but Tom Hiddleston definitely brings the batshit fans in.

*Term for an person for whom their mere presence in a movie/TV show/whatever attracts the fangirls like chum attracts sharks.

I'd say so, Mouse. I don't think anyone will ever reach the Depp heights, (anyone remember the Wonka with under ten year old that hit the net hours after the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film was released?), but Hiddleston really does seem to attract the batshit.

This year, Tom turns up in Thor 2, where Loki will pay for his crimes in Avengers, and he's in Only Lovers Left Alive, where he plays opposite Tilda Swinton as a vampire. I cannot imagine either film will get away without more batshit kinkfics. There are, lord knows, already fics out there where Loki and Tom are vampire lovers. I guess I'm just hoping that the fanbrats of Tom and the Twihard idiots don't go all out war on us. It'll only take one reviewer to say Tom is a sexier vampire than RPatz and the shit might hit the fan.

According to the IMDb, Hiddleston is currently filming a role in the new Muppet movie. Whilst I'd like to think that might be free from the nuttty, people paired him off with Benedict Cumberbatch after their oh so sexy, shot to pieces scene in Warhorse.
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:05 am

[Comics!!]

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Loki is the most skilled magician in all of Asgard, if not all of the nine worlds.

He most certainly is not. He's good, but even some lowly mortal magicians can kick his ass magically if they were so inclined (Both Dr. Strange and Brother Voodoo have done this).

He has also regularly seeks out magical assistance from others to further his magic-based plans ([You must be registered and logged in to see this link.])


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In the end, he will always kneel.

This is genuinely true of Loki.

In fact, in one comic series where Loki technically "wins" Asgard (Odin was dead (I think), an Loki managed to imprison Thor, Baldulr, Heimdal and the others) he was still beset with images and visions of his future defeat.

He went to Enchantress and tried to look into the future to see if he could figure out what was coming and how he could deal with it... Enchantress scanned multiple dimensions and found thousands of different incarnations of Loki. Every single one of them fails in their plans. Without exception. They're all doomed to fail. [/comics!!]
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PostSubject: Re: Poor, Bloody Tom Hiddleston. Part 4. The kinkfic   Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:27 pm

Poor Loki. Poor guy just can't cut a break, can he?

Actually, it's one of those things in comics, I don't get. It's all very well making up that Loki cannot win, but it renders his character pointless, doesn't it? So either the writers have to retcon the situation later or Loki shouldn't even bother trying to bring about Ragnarok. He can't win.
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