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Mikey Go WOOGA
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:06 pm

Harley wrote:
I'm not stupid.

Anyone who buys a lawnmower that has to be plugged in to operate is stupid.

Anyone who buys two lawnmowers that have to be plugged in to operate is Career Leader In DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP level retarded.

Harley wrote:
That's how the lawnmower was MADE.

And the people who made it were either stupid or knew they could make money off of stupid people buying retarded lawnmowers.

Cyberwulf wrote:
yeah Harls actually you were stupid and here's how

1) you weren't paying attention to where the electric cable was when you were mowing the lawn

2) you ran right out and bought a whole new mower instead of at least investigating whether the old one could be repaired and how much it would cost vs buying a new one

3.) you originally bought a cord powered lawnmower

4.) you replaced it with a cord powered lawnmower.

Disco Stu wrote:
I woke up early, got to work only to realize I was off today! Now to go back to sleep....

SHUTTUP FAGGOT WE'RE ARGUING LAWNMOWERS!


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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:40 pm

on friday the boss asked me if i could come in today to pump out oil drums into a tanker from BC. i said yes, because of course we all assumed that he'd be there sometime before noon.

nope

shows up at 4:30. i ended up doing 13 hours overtime

the best part is i still have to be up at 6 tomorrow

kill me
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:48 pm

To be fair, I've heard of a lot of people with electric mowers saying that, sooner or later, you wind up running over the damn cord.

It's just that most of them usually noticed soon enough to fix it with E-tape.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:36 pm

2: It was my mum's lawnemower. No she can't fix it.

What thehell is wongh my kyboard? Hal the keysren't registering!
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:02 pm

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
2: It was my mum's lawnemower. No she can't fix it.

What thehell is wongh my kyboard? Hal the keysren't registering!

Did you run over it with a lawnmower?
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:03 pm

Had to put my cat to sleep. Loved him more than anything and I'm gonna miss him.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:01 pm

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Had to put my cat to sleep. Loved him more than anything and I'm gonna miss him.
Sorry to hear that, dude.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:17 pm

TheIan wrote:
Had to put my cat to sleep. Loved him more than anything and I'm gonna miss him.

 Crying or Very sad  
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:17 pm

Wasn't today, but this the first chance I've had to post this: Someone broke into my house through the basement window and made off with my good computer (and keyboard and mouse), my Nintendo Wii, a bunch of games and two boxes of comics. The comics were the most surprising thing because normally it's only your friends that steal your books. The part that pisses me off are the correspondence and the half written stories that just went bye bye. Some of it I can get back, but still, seriously annoying.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:04 am

Did you contact the police? Sorry bro; people are just d-bags.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:04 pm

Sick. Like, really sick. Like, miss-three-days-of-work sick. Also, the girl who was kind enough to cover my shift for me last weekend called and ask if I could cover hers now and I feel like a huge ass for saying no.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:36 pm

My bloodhound had to be put to sleep. She was eleven years old and her condition had been deteriorating for a couple of weeks, and tonight she started vomiting blood and could barely stand, so I had her put down so she wouldn't suffer anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:40 am

I'm sorry about your dog. :c
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:00 am

Kakashifan727 wrote:
Did you contact the police? Sorry bro; people are just d-bags.

Yeah. In fact, it was a note on my mailbox left by the police that notified me that the window had been broken. Report was filed, evidence was gathered and haven't heard a thing since. Not really expecting anything on that front and I do have homeowner's insurance, so it could have been worse. But dammit, some of those comics were thirty years old and will be impossible to replace, even if they give me full value on them, which they won't.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:47 am

A friend of mine stopped at the McDonald's drive thru window to get a vanilla shake a couple of days ago when a giant 35,000 pound McDonald's sign fell on his car crushing it. It fractured one of the vertebrae in his neck so he's going to have to wear a neck brace for the next three months.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:00 am

Happyhooligan2001 wrote:
A friend of mine stopped at the McDonald's drive thru window to get a vanilla shake a couple of days ago when a giant 35,000 pound McDonald's sign fell on his car crushing it. It fractured one of the vertebrae in his neck so he's going to have to wear a neck brace for the next three months.
I guess he's not lovin' it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:36 pm

I dunno, Lady Anne, are you sure that a sarcastic tone is the way to go here? I mean, he could have died.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:15 am

I spoke with his Mom who's a neighbor of mine. She said if he didn't duck when he saw it falling, he would have died. As it is he was treated and released. I found a link with pictures. His car is the one in front. [url=kfor.com/2014/09/...to-hospital-after-mcdonalds-sign-falls ]McDonalds Sign Falls On Car[/url]
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:48 pm

Damn, glad he made it. Even if he has to wear a brace that's better than being dead.

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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:22 am

So almost half a year ago now a good friend of mine killed himself and in the last couple weeks or so his Facebook account seems like it's active again. Like, he's showing up as online in my chat and the account is posting pictures and the banner was changed

wtf is going on this is mad fucked up seriously
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:49 am

That's creepy. Did his family members have his login info? Could be they try and keep it active as a memorial to him, the way some parents will keep a deceased child's room exactly the way they left it. Should go without saying, but I'm sorry for your loss btw.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:49 pm

Today a complete stranger informed me that my Facebook profile pic (which is a pic of moi) is "astonishingly fugly".

Last week another complete stranger on Facebook called me an "ugly dyke skank".



I love the internet. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:43 pm

Oh, I think I know where that is going...Razz

Have fun with that shit. Meh, I'm alright; just don't have motivation to do anything and I've been taking naps. I have five papers due before Thanksgiving, but they are no problem...if I could work up the balls to keep working on them.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Wed Nov 12, 2014 2:30 pm

^Depression is a hell of a thing. l Take care of yourself, and try to get outside in sunlight as often as possible.


I keep getting chest pains and I'm not sure why. I don't think anything is wrong with my heart. I'll check back later tonight/tomorrow if all is good.


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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:59 am

Thanks, but I've been like this for a while. On meds and everything...eh...
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