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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:45 pm

You're acting as if there's something to understand.

A bunch of 300-pound steroid abusing millionaires slam into each other as hard as they can while a guy offers anal sex to the quarterback by doing the goatse and then symbolically pops a ball out of his ass at said quarterback, who then throws the ball to some guy who's not slamming into another guy at the time. This will drive another guy mad with lust, who will then chase the guy with the ball and hump him to the ground. Then the ref decides where on the field the next phase of this gay orgy will be held. This process is repeated up and down the field until the ref decides that someone has scored. There are also bizarre celebratory rituals that involve kicking the dildoturd at the doublephallus.

A nation of sexually confused idiots invest their ego on which team was the best make-outers and butt-fuckers, all of whom make more money than God, let alone their fans, and couldn't care less about them outside of press releases.


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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:48 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:22 pm

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You're acting as if there's something to understand.

A bunch of 300-pound steroid abusing millionaires slam into each other as hard as they can while a guy offers anal sex to the quarterback by doing the goatse and symbolically popping a ball out of his ass at said quarterback, who then throws the ball to some guy who's not slamming into another guy at the time, and then the ref decides where on the field the next phase of this gay orgy will be held. This process is repeated up and down the field until the ref decides that someone has scored. There are also bizarre celebratory rituals that involve kicking the dildoturd at the doublephallus.

A nation of sexually confused idiots invest their ego on which team was the best make-outers and butt-fuckers, all of whom make more money than God, let alone their fans, and couldn't care less about them outside of press releases.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:34 pm

Hah! Well, allow me to fix some grammar first, plz.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:35 pm

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A bunch of 300-pound steroid abusing millionaires slam into each other as hard as they can while a guy offers anal sex to the quarterback by doing the goatse and symbolically popping a ball out of his ass at said quarterback, who then throws the ball to some guy who's not slamming into another guy at the time, and then the ref decides where on the field the next phase of this gay orgy will be held. This process is repeated up and down the field until the ref decides that someone has scored. There are also bizarre celebratory rituals that involve kicking the dildoturd at the doublephallus.

You say all this like it's a bad thing.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:35 pm

I'm not judging.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:38 pm

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You're acting as if there's something to understand.

A bunch of 300-pound steroid abusing millionaires slam into each other as hard as they can while a guy offers anal sex to the quarterback by doing the goatse and then symbolically pops a ball out of his ass at said quarterback, who then throws the ball to some guy who's not slamming into another guy at the time. This will drive another guy mad with lust, who will then chase the guy with the ball and hump him to the ground. Then the ref decides where on the field the next phase of this gay orgy will be held. This process is repeated up and down the field until the ref decides that someone has scored. There are also bizarre celebratory rituals that involve kicking the dildoturd at the doublephallus.

A nation of sexually confused idiots invest their ego on which team was the best make-outers and butt-fuckers, all of whom make more money than God, let alone their fans, and couldn't care less about them outside of press releases.

You clearly understand football, at any rate. I meant sports in general, including being a fan. Which is a lot like being a voter.

Supreme Court says the guy who won Florida actually won Florida now STFU? Clearly the other guy stole the election and blah blah blah. Blatant voter fraud in Illinois and Ohio benefits your guy? The system works!

PS: The 300 pound guys doing all the work tend to make the least money.

PPS: Anyone complaining about how much money athletes make either doesn't understand economics in a free market (or however free ours is), taxes, or both. Colbert

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See, you already done fucked up.

There are two football players, but only one helmet. What if one of them were to be hit in the head by something hard?
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:16 pm

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
PPS: Anyone complaining about how much money athletes make either doesn't understand economics in a free market (or however free ours is), taxes, or both. Colbert

Or do they?

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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:18 pm

How about that GoDaddy commercial?
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:37 pm

As if having my WGW account get the hiccups wasn't bad enough, now I find out some jerk's been trying to mess with my Facebook home page.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:57 pm

felt my shoulder crack while doing scrap bins this morning. Now it hurts like a motherfucker
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:32 am

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felt my shoulder crack while doing scrap bins this morning. Now it hurts like a motherfucker

I can believe it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:24 am

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How about that GoDaddy commercial?

How about every GoDaddy commercial ever and anything that that overrated, under-talented whore, Danica Patrick, has ever been involved in? Dry

I don't even know what GoDaddy even does, but I know that Danica thinks she's attractive when she's a Solid 7, at best, who can barely go two races without causing a YOOJ wreck.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:04 pm

Yesterday, I contemplated calling in sick just so I could pick up the new Fire Emblem early.

I got sick this morning and could barely get out of bed all day

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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:04 pm

I did something totally fucking stupid at work, something which I knew better to not do but did it anyway, and I am now set back from moving up from my position for the next six months due to this. FFFFFFF-
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:52 pm

Snow days are a lot less fun when trapped inside with a very tired two-year-old (visiting niece).
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:37 pm

went back to work today, still not completely recovered.

everyone avoided me like i was a leper
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:19 pm

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went back to work today, still not completely recovered.

everyone avoided me like i was a leper
If I were your boss I would tell you to drag your ass straight back home and not come back till you were fully recovered and not wasting(read:raiding) the tissue box.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:41 pm

I might have torn ligaments in my thumb and my left testicle is swollen.

Rugby is fun.

Also, I have learned a very valuable lesson about IcyHot I could have swore I had already learned. Upset
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:23 am

IcyHot+genitals=ow???? Uh, yeah????

Going on two months straight with one day off, been joking at work that we are now Cell Block (Outlet), because it's off-season and they're basically searching for ways to fire people

Like don't drink company water bottles, although they are free on the casino floor... absolutely no eating although we are entitled to a 30 minute break every shift and the supervisors forget to break us... 60 hour work weeks with no advance planning in my schedule meaning I'm stuck working in the salt mines to better my image to move up in the world to a place with a steady schedule

and so begins next week, until the position is filled, Disco Stu + graveyard shift.

I mean, whatever but

I feel as if I work hard enough to be in medical school and
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:03 pm

Our house has plumbing issues. I love having a house of our own. However, right now I really wish we had a rental where we could send the bill to the landlord.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:05 pm

Another email from the office of insanity. I forwarded the invoices from our latest product order to everyone who needs it. Now the boss' new assistant is playing stupid and acting like I've not kept her in the loop. It feels like she's genuinely trying to paint me like I'm some lazy flake in an attempt to... what? She's already got my job (I shit you not, I wrote the job description for this position, and then it and the commensurate pay raise went to her and another gal). So why's she making me look like a dipshit? What's there left for this vulture to gain from my carcass?
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:31 am

I just found out that a friend of mine has leukemia.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:06 am

That sounds like good news. You don't have leukemia.
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PostSubject: Re: The Something Bad Happened to Me Today Thread   Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:19 pm

Started smoking again.

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Ciggarettes, I mean... I'm not on fire or anything.
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