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PostSubject: Finding Each Other   Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:03 am

While this isn't the worst Supernatural fic I've read, it is the one that causes me the most discomfort (at least so far). There's something about someone just writing porn or things for shock value. It's funny. They might be trolling. You know, whatever, right? But then there are stories like this one, where people write about their SUPAH SEKRIT fantasies about television shows or books, and post those for everyone to read, exposing themselves to ridicule. So we must ridicule it! That's why we are here, no?

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] is a painful Supernatural story set during season 5 in which a young jailbait girl flashes around real fake IDs, makes out with Sam Winchester, and whose parents died tragically by the yellow eyed demon. Which was like the story three seasons ago, but hell, who's counting?

The very first thing I want to point out about this story is that the chapters have been posted out of order. Chapter 1 is actually Chapter 2, and Chapter 3 is actually Chapter 1 and so on. So, we start with Chapter 3. Or Chapter 1. The third one posted which is supposed to be the first in chronological order.

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I flashed my fake I.D at the bartender. It read "Dakota Meghan Johnson, Born May 10th 1990, Columbus, Ohio". He stuck it up to the light, making sure it was real. When he confirmed it was "real", he handed me a cold beer. I smirked for a minute, thinking, "great he thinks I'm 21 when I'm actually 16. Good thing I look a lot older!".
"Oh, great. My fake ID actually worked. Crap. I'll have to drink this horrible beer now."

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He stared at me for a few minutes and when tears started pouring out of my eyes he asked if I was okay.

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An "of course" was all I could manage before my voice broke and I was sobbing again. Great, now I'm gonna fog up my glasses. Good thing my bangs go down a bit past my eyebrows.
Now I can not see in two different ways!

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I knew I wasn't fine, but how could I be? I just saw my family burn to death in a fire. And worst of all, now this could have been a hallucination from the smoke, I saw my mother up on the ceiling when the fire started. My father came and carried me out of their room and tried to pry my mother off the ceiling. But it was no use. His jacket caught fire and there was nothing I could do but get out before I died too.
Because calling the fire department is too hard.

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Now, all of this seems way to impossible.
No wai!

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The last time someone was stuck to the ceiling was Mary Winchester and Sam's girlfriend, Jess. I knew this because I have seen every single episode of Supernatural. In fact I was watching that when the fire started.
You know, this strikes me as a cautionary tale, like the old wives' tale about masturbating and going blind. "If you watch too much Supernatural, your mother will stick to the ceiling and burn your house down."

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I wonder if I am on of Azazels children.
"Whoa dude, try this Azazel's kid... it'll knock your socks off!" (I read this initially as "I wonder if I am on Azazel's children.")

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No its impossible. One, he would have come for my mother when I was a baby. Second, it is a FUCKING TV show!
I love that the "NO. It's NOT FUCKING REAL" comes second here.

OK, so after the huge wall of text, two guys come in and sit next to her while she ponders if Supernatural is real. (spoiler: It's not) So they talk about this fire that happened and how they need to find this girl, Dakota Johnson (which I would make fun of the name except that I know a "Dakota Hansen" IRL, so yeah, people name their kids fucked up things), and Dean threatens to drinks Sam's beer while he's gone. The girl who just lost her parents in a horrible fire now fangirls all over the stool, making a mess.

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Holy shit. Either Jensen and Jared have been drinking to much and think they are Dean and Sam, or it's actually them. But they would never be here in Ohio!
I really can't vote for which is more unlikely: the characters becoming real, or the actors pretending to be the characters in public. And OMG THEY WOULD NEVER BE IN OHIO! NEVAR! Ohio is blackballed, dammit!!

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How is this real? First the fire and mother, now my favorite TV show seems to be real!? What the hell is going on?
A psychotic break, dear.

So then Sam takes a detour from the men's bathroom to ask if she's alright. She's alright, so then Dean hits on her and buys a her a drink.

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"Great! Hey, can we get another...I'm sorry I don't know what you want" I thought for a moment then smiled and said "Whiskey. Defiantly whiskey"
"Not that compliant stuff! I like my whiskey like I like my men, surly and defiant!"

Then Dean asks her her name, and she says it's Cody Johnson and then berates herself for being stupid and telling them her real name. Dean starts to compliment her, and then goes "Holy shit, we're looking for you!" Except... I thought her name was the atrocious Dakota Johnson? Evidently... someone is lacking a beta. Or even basic proofreading skills. Then again, this is from the Pit so I'm not surprised whatsoever.

So Dean then says that "Hey, you're that girl whose family died in a fire!" and then follows it up with, "Hey, how did you get a beer?" Ah, that Dean. Always concerned with underaged drinking. She has a hissy saying that that's all he cares about! Stomps her foot! Runs away and into Sam! Sam, the younger oh-so-dreamy-and-nice brother, gets the story out of her. When he says that yeah, your mother died on the ceiling, she's all like, "I KNOW! I WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME ON TV!!!!!!"

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They were quiet for a few seconds when Sam finally spoke up, "Can we watch an episode?" I laughed and said, "Of course! Lets head to…. my… house…." A few tears fell down my face and Sam quickly offered, "Um, you can stay with us in our motel."
"Oh, I forgot my house burned down. I r teh sad."

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We hopped into the Impala and headed to the motel. I looked up and saw that Sam was staring at me in the rearview mirror. He quickly looked away and blushed. I began to blush as well. Ah, if only this was my eighteenth birthday, then Sam and I could be together. I love Deans character, but my heart truly lays with Sam. He was so sensitive and smart. And VERY cute! But whom am I kidding. He wouldn't want an under aged virgin. Hmmm, well he is very different and understanding. Maybe he wouldn't care. Only time will tell I guess…
No, no guy wants to have sex with young women. EVER. NEVER. NOPE. And her heart truly lays with Sam. ISN'T THAT TEH SWEETEST EVAR?

At least it wasn't Wincest.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:02 am

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Dakota Johnson (which I would make fun of the name except that I know a "Dakota Hansen" IRL, so yeah, people name their kids fucked up things)
TRUFAX: I know a "Sandy Pyle" and a "Randy Pratt" IRL.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:22 am

*facepalms* I'm going to have to get back to this one too here. The author posted another chapter, and this is out of the first paragraph:

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It had been a full week now since my parents had died. I am ashamed to admit that I had picked up the habit of smoking. It's a lot better than cutting; a slower self-destruction…
She handles her grief by smoking. SMOOOOOKING.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:06 am

Double post! :O And we're on to Chapter 2!

Chapter 2 (which is posted as Chapter one, out of order, as I pointed out in the beginning) brings us to the Rainbow Motel. Dakota/Cody leans against the car all cool like while the boys grab bags to bring inside. Sam tries to be nice to her on the death of her parents.

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Again, I am so sorry. I know how you feel" I waved away his apology with my hand and shook my head," I know, Sam. It's okay really. I'll be okay…" Maybe.
How can I grieve when I have a super hot hottie here in front of me?????

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To be fair, he is pretty cute.

Dean comes back out, and says he could only get a room with two queen sized beds. Cody/Dakota is "I'll sleep on the floor" and Sam's like "Oh no ur not, I'll sleep on the floor" and Dean's like, "GET A ROOM, BISHES." Sam gets all "Can I talk to you, dood?" and it suddenly switches to Sam's POV! Le gasp!

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I pulled my brother aside and started quietly yelling at him," Dude, she's sixteen! I can't share a freaking bed with her!"

"So? It's not like your gonna put the 'moves' on her, right?"

"Uhh…" I didn't know what to say. I mean she had the most beautiful curly hair that cascaded down past her breasts. How I would give anything to run my fingers through it and kiss those perfect, plump lips….

"Dude! What the hell!? You are TWENTY-SEVEN years old! That is 11 years older than her! It's GROSS"
Dean is correct! But it's not gross because of the age difference, it's gross because she's fucking sixteen. It's also illegal in most states (but weirdly, not all). I would also point out that she just lost her parents like two days ago and thus is grieving and should be with family, and hey, she's a runaway. Just thought of that. Anyway, it would be seriously disgusting to use a sixteen year old like that, and canon!Sam is a good guy and knows not to do that. Dumbass!Sam in this story, however, noticed her breasts and wanted to run his fingers through them.

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"I know! I feel terrible. But there's something different about her…" I looked over again at the brunette sitting on the back of the Impala. I loved the way she paired a red flannel and a black tee shirt with a Ramones logo on it. Her dark skinny jeans hug her butt perfectly and those Chuck Taylor's look so quirky. I smiled just thinking looking at her. Oh shit I think she noticed. She blushed and waved at me and I coughed and quickly looked away "So when you're done gawking at the SIXTEEN year old girl, can we go inside?"

I gave my brother a look and nodded silently.
OH! WHAT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! She wears a Ramones t-shirt, and wears Converse shoes! SURELY SHE IS YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE, SAM!

I like fic!Dean. He's the only one making sense.

Then, the story switches POVs again! *Gasp!* But it switches to third person POV, which is odd for a story that's been written in first person, but who fucking cares about technique? Cody/Dakota checks out the room.

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The room looked okay. Probably 3 stars. The carpet was piss yellow and the walls puke green.
Oh, honey, you have never stayed in a three star hotel.

Anyway, she decides to take a shower, so she does so. Sam gets worried about her (because showers are dangerous!) and cracks open the bathroom door to catch... well, read for yourself.

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As he did, steam attacked his face.
Roar!

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He heard Cody repeating his name in the shower and he could see her silhouette. It had her hand over her chest and another hand somewhere below. His brain finally registered what Cody was doing he blushed furiously and quickly shut the door. Sam's pants suddenly felt uncomfortable and he looked down, only to find a bump where his crotch was.
OH MY GOD SAM WHERE IS YOUR DICK?!

~or~

And thus, Sam's first boner.

The thing I notice about the third person POV writing is that it's... completely different that the first person POV bits. Like, completely different. All the punctuation is there, no missing periods at the end of sentences, and there are actual paragraphs. Hmmm...

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He heard the water turn off and he panicked. He ran over to the bed and quickly got under the covers so it looked like he was sleeping. Sam opened his eyes a slit and he could see her reaching into his bag. He wondered what she was looking for so he sat up. He quietly got out of bed and went over to her.
Whiplash!Sam changes emotions very quickly. OH FUCK I'M CAUGHT...oh, what is she doing?

Then, it switches back to Cody/Dakota's POV, and well, hm. It's a big paragraph, so maybe I'm wrong about the writing. I had suspicions it was being written by more than one person, but who cares? She rummages around in his bag, takes out his clothing, and puts them on.

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As I was about to pull out a shirt I felt a hand on my shoulder. I screamed and turned around. As I did I accidentally dropped my towel.
Oh, I know I've seen this set up in porn somewhere. Bow chicka wow-wow.

So, of course, he looks down at her with desire in his eyes, and she's all "Oh, wow, does he want UGLY OLD ME?! Surely not!" But of course he does, and he kisses her. Naked her. Well, mostly naked her. As they start making out, Castiel and Dean arrive, Dean presumably with beer and hamburgers. Castiel... without.

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I tugged his shirt off him and he slammed me against the wall, roughly shoving his tongue in my mouth. He tasted like whiskey. I smiled against his lips and I felt him do the same. Just as he was pulling his pants down we heard the door open and a sound of wings fluttering into the room. He set me down and looked only to find his brother and Castiel the Angel. I gulped and looked like a deer in headlights when I realized I didn't have my top on. I covered my chest and Dean spoke up", Aw, Sammy, really? I leave you alone for 15 minutes and this is what I find?!" Cas looked at me very confused. Sam threw a white v-neck at me and I quickly put it on. Castiel crossed over to me and spoke in a gruff voice," Dakota Johnson. We need to talk."
Oh... awwwwwkward! Busted by your brother and an angel! You are totally going to hell for this, Sammy!

Also, of course Castiel has a super special message for her, but we have to wait until next torture session to find out what it is.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:06 am

Is it wrong for me to want Becky (#1 Sam fangirl) to show up and kick this girl's ass?
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:58 am

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I smiled against his lips and I felt him do the same.

This is a... supremely awkward sentence.

Good job making a cookie-cutter Mary Sue fantasy fic actually comical! I hate these things, more particularly than anything else. The boring characterisation, the lack of conflict, the depressingly obvious love interest subplot...

This girl could be the Supernatural equivalent of XTREEEEEEME if she keeps it up.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:49 am

Hate to nit-pick, but actually the age of consent is 16 is most states. 30 of them, actually (and also all of Canada). The reason people think it is 18 is because that is the AOC in California and therefore the AOC in a great many movies and TV shows.

There are weird quirks that vary by state though and many of them put extra restrictions on sex with 16 and 17 year olds. The more you know! You know... in case you want to bone some teens... I guess.

Ew, I sort of grossed myself out, sorry.

Crazy thing, Cali has possibly the strictest statutory rape laws in the states. There are no exceptions made for the fornicators being close in age, except to lower the crime to a misdemeanor. Two seventeen year olds boning is actually a double rape if anyone cares to prosecute it. Bone an under-14 and it is an auto-felony. Meanwhile my home state of Washington still factors marriage into its definition of what is and is not rape *massive eye roll*. Rape laws can be pretty fucked up!

A grown man macking on a 16-year-old is still damn skeevy.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:19 am

Point well made, Reep! This is true, and a quick Google search brings up the wikipedia page with all of it... I'm not quite sure what state this fic is in, but since she was born in Columbus, OH it's fair to assume the fic takes place in Ohio. The age of consent there is sixteen, so, not jailbait. Technically. Considering that he picked her up in a bar a few days after her parents were grievously killed, brought her to a motel room with his brother, and just whoops, lost himself in making out with her... it's yeah. Really skeevy.

We move on to Chapter 3, which is actually Chapter 4... gah. That's annoying. As you may remember, Castiel the angel showed up to say that he really had to have some talkies time with Cody/Dakota. Ok, so the author calls her "Cody", but Castiel an honest-to-gosh angel calls her Dakota. Must be a really good fake ID she has there!

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"Dakota Johnson. We need to talk," Castiel said to me in a low, gruff voice. "Okay then. Start talking," I crossed my arms over my chest and sat on the end of the bed. "They cannot know," he said that as he walked over to me and put his hand on my shoulder. I closed my eyes and instantly felt the cool tile of the bathroom floor. As I landed, my head hit the bathtub. "Ow! Goddamnit!"

"Do NOT use our lords name in vain," Cas shouted at me
So... to enforce SUPA SEKRITCY of whatever he has to say, he teleported her into the bathroom, and missed.

Also, Cas doesn't really shout. Colbert

She gets all pissed that he missed and says it's his fault and he says he'll cure her headache. So he touches her, fills her with the POWAH of DA LORD, which is like 'shining through the inside out' and then withdraws GodCrack and leaves her healed.

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"So you needed to talk with me?" I said as I went to sit on the edge of the bathtub. "Yes. To simpely put it, you do not belong in this world. It is my job to bring you back to your own aft—"

"Whoa whoa whoa! There is no way in HELL you are bringing me back to my own world! I want to stay here with Sam! He makes me feel so important, and he is going to be the only person that I will allow to make me feel like that! So tough titty, because I am staying!"

"You did not allow me to finish. I am to take you back to your own world AFTER you help Sam and Dean on a mission"

"Oh… well okay then, what kind of mission?"

"I am not allowed to reveal that information to you"
Sam is the ONLY PERSON EVAR that I will ever ALLOW to make me feel MUY IMPORTANTE! Oh, I get to go on a mission and then leave? Cool.

Also, not really helpful to tell someone they are on an important missums and not tell them what it is or where to even start. Thanks, Castiel. Dakota/Cody points this out too, and Cas basically says, "Tough shit, that's part of the mission" and vanishes.

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I stood dumbfounded in the cold bathroom for what seemed like forever.
I didn't want to admit I couldn't figure out how to unlock the bathroom door.

Srsly, angel of the Lord teleports a girl into the bathroom of the same motel room for privacy instead of the edge of a volcano or the top of a mountain, or a downtown deli or anything. Anyway, she hears the boys talking next door, gossiping about her no doubt! So instead of being polite and not listening in, she listens in. And then it switches to Sam's POV!

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I saw Castiel walk over to Cody. She looked so good in my tee shirt and boxers.
You know, jailbait or no, he skeeves on her WAY TOO MUCH. It's not "Oh, why is Cas here?" or "How did she get into my world?". Nope. It's *creeper voice*, "God, she looks HOT and I want to TOUCH HER BEWBIES."

Anyway, fic!Dean is concerned about that too, and yells at Sam for it. Sam says, in his defense...

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"Dean… It's not like I'm you, hump and dump. I just got caught up in the moment. I really, really like this girl. I want to find out more about her. See what she likes, what she wants to do with her life"
"We've had such DEEP conversations! You just don't understand me, Dean! ONLY SHE DOES!!"

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"I can tell you right now, she probably likes that Justin Beiber guy and has had one drink and tells everyone she's a hardcore drinker. She probably already lost her virginity, Sammy!" Just as I was about to punch the life out of my brother I heard a voice behind me. "Shut up you fucking asshole!" I turned to find Cody standing behind us with tears streaming down her face.
Oh noes! A sixteen year old girl isn't a virgin! Call the fucking cops, man!! *le gasp!!* Although I did snicker at the Bieber comment. Beiber? Whichever way it's spelled.

It switches back to Cody's POV (holy whiplash, Batman!) and she rants at Dean for a paragraph. Well, a half a paragraph. The rest of the paragraph is her getting comforted by Sam because paragraph breaks? We don't know how to use these yet, so it's like a kid learning to use the potty. Sometimes she makes it to the potty, and sometimes she doesn't.

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I had heard enough. As soon as I heard Dean tell Sam that I probably already lost my virginity, I had enough.
(next joke said like a picket line chant)
"What do we have?"
"ENOUGH!"
"And how are we going to take it?"
"ENOUGH!"

What do we think she's had? Enough, indeed. Also, from the previous her POV, she was standing in the bathroom "dumbfounded" for "what seemed like forever". Forever must be about two seconds.

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For your information I happen to HATE Justin Beiber. I love Aerosmith, Nirvana and AC/DC.
Oh, she had better watch it. I know some hardcore metalheads who would hurt her for putting AC/DC and Nirvana in the same sentence.

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I've only had one boyfriend who was a complete asshole when I told him I didn't want to have sex, so I still have my virginity.
"I don't want to have sex!"
"Oh, thank Christ!"
"What do you mean 'thank Christ'?! You ass!"

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I've watched you since 2005, and even though you are pretty cool on the show, I seriously hate your character now.
That's a nice thing to say to a fictional character's face, who is obviously real. I guess it's too hard to say, "God, you're an ass."

And then, the big reveal:

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And it's comments like the ones you just made that make me want to cut more than ever!" I turned my arms over to show him all the cuts I had made. Even though I stopped cutting 2 years ago, white lines, big and thin, were still visible from my wrist up to my elbow.
*GASP* I would never have suspected!!!!!!!

And now, the award for using a serious psychological problem for a quick sympathy tearjerk goes to....

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I turned my head to see Sam. He had tears in his eyes. I looked back at Dean and he was the same way. I knew he would never let them fall, but it made me feel better knowing that he was actually willing to show emotion from him. I knew he didn't do that a lot. Sam came over to me and touched a thick line on my wrist. He had a few tears trickling down his face now. He finally spoke up, "Oh Cody… I will make sure NOBODY ever makes you feel like this again. I will never let you hurt yourself, or let anyone else hurt you" and with that, he kissed me. Not like the one before. This one had passion and love in it.
Dakota/Cody! Verra surprised.

Also, the previous kiss had no passion or love in it? So, he really was just trying for a quick bone, but now that he's seen her awful scars, they're in twu luv? Ew.

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How I got so lucky, I will never know.
"I cut myself and my parents died tragically in a terrible fire, but god I'm so lucky a hot man wants to use me for sex!"

So, they hug it out, and the last line makes me facepalm a lot. Like, forever.

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"Okay boys" I smiled, biting my bottom lip slightly, "who wants to watch their very first episode of Supernatural?"
Aside from the fact that she's not in her world so the tapes don't exist (logic FTW!), this girl whiplashes emotions back and forth faster than a ... well, I was going to say a kitten on crack chasing a laser pointer dot, but that's sort of a mouthful, so make up your own metaphor!
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:12 pm

I gotta admit he isn't too bad looking, but this kinda stuff is never going to get anywhere. I remember when I used to write this stuff waaay back, it is so awkward. [s]Now I just do SI porn instead.[/s] I gotta say, I've read worse before, like the Loki one on here. This is still pretty meh though and mind you, I know nothing about the fandom. It is like Ghostbusters but Angels and Demons and Physic shit too?
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:48 pm

Dean.

DEAN

SHE'S REALLY A LUST DEMON

SAVE YOUR BROTHER RIGHT NOW.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:36 am

Kakashifan727 wrote:
I gotta admit he isn't too bad looking, but this kinda stuff is never going to get anywhere. I remember when I used to write this stuff waaay back, it is so awkward. [s]Now I just do SI porn instead.[/s] I gotta say, I've read worse before, like the Loki one on here. This is still pretty meh though and mind you, I know nothing about the fandom. It is like Ghostbusters but Angels and Demons and Physic shit too?
Uhm... sort of? The quick summary is two brothers who fight "monsters", which include ghosts, demons (they concentrate heavily on demons from Season 2 or so onward), wendigo, werewolves, vampires, etc etc. To be fair, they draw from a LOT of different source material from different countries (although I am still WTFing on why a Kitsune was basically just a flesh eating beastie instead of a trickster werefox or somewhat, but whatevs). It's actually kind of deep and kind of cheesy at times, and it definitely succumbs to the "Monster of the Week" syndrome, but overall, it has more plusses than minuses, so a decent show to watch.

Now to Chapter 4! Woo! I know you all were waiting breathlessly! Chapter four is actually chapter 2. But I think after this it should be posted in the proper order! I would be very amused to find that it wasn't, however.

Now, as you all may remember, Cody/Dakota was showing them episodes of Supernatural.

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I decided to show them "Dead in the Water". It was a pretty funny episode and it didn't have any spoilers that I knew of.
Yes, don't you dare spoil them on shit they already lived through!

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When the episode finally ended I closed Sam's laptop and looked at their faces. Dean looked like he had seen an alien and Sam… well Sam looked like he was going to throw up any second.
He finally realized what a bad fic he was in.

So, Sam was nauseated and Dean thought it was bad ass and that he looked "hot". Cody/Dakota goes on to say that she's seen every moment, every thing that happened, and every death. Because it is a TV show, yes, multiple deaths have happened for the lead characters multiple times, but eh. It's a show. I would, however, be horrified to know that people were watching me die for entertainment.

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Sam's eyes grew big and he asked me, "So you saw me get stabbed, Cody?"

"Yes. I sobbed for days when it happened"
Because the death of a fictional character is more important than the death of her family, you gaiz!

So Sam wants to see when he died, and Cody/Dakota is all like, "uhm, why" and he says that he wants to see Dean's reaction (insecure much, Sammy?). Dean's not having any of it, and storms out for PIE. If I had to storm out, it would be for pie too, because pie is awesome.

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So after Dean leaves, Sam says he's ready to watch it, and Cody/Dakota says they need to talk first. He asks about what, and she says about "US". Max is over here rolling her eyes so hard they fell right out of their sockets. She says she's 'had her heart broken before', and, well....

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I have had my heart broken before. And… it wasn't pretty. He…" tears started welling up in my eyes, "He tried… to rape me. I kept so no but he wouldn't listen!"
So... then he did rape you?

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"Cody I—"

"No Sam! I have to get this out. The only reason I let us go as far as we did was because I was caught up in the moment. I also happen to love your character. I don't love you… yet.
I'm in love with you in theory, but not for realsies yet!

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I understand your pain. Watching someone die for you. When I was little, I was shopping with my cousin, Tim and mother at the grocery store. There was a man there. A man with a gun. We learned later he was shooting up the place because he was fired the previous day. We were hiding in the restroom when he came in. He opened our stall and fired the gun. My cousin covered my body with his. I was so small the gunman didn't even see me. He s-shot Tim and… he just walked away. The only difference between our stories Sam is that my savior didn't come back!" I was full on sobbing by the time I was finished.
I... ah... wat? Wat. Teh. Effin. Eff?! Her parents died a couple of days ago, and nothing. But something years and years ago, while traumatic, she bursts into tears. I'm not quite computing this.

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As I sobbed into his shoulder he started rubbing my back and told me, "Shh.. . It'll be okay. Im hear now."
Shit, so she has to repeat the whole story again?!

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I slowly pulled my head away and cleared my throat, "So about us…"

"Yeah. I think should wait until your 18th birthday to… you know"

"Have sex? Intercourse? Do the nasty? Fuck?"

"Okay, I get it!" I dipped my head back and laughed saying,
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Cause of all the whiplash?

Srsly, her moods swing back and forth like a gigantic pendulum that will saw poor Max's brain in twain.

Sam says "I thought we agreed to wait" and she's like, "Doesn't mean we can't do other stuff" which is perfectly logical. They start making out.

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He tasted so good. Like gum and a little bit of whiskey.
MMM. Nothing like the taste of SUICIDE! Ok, maybe a poor joke, but he tastes like gun and whiskey? He tastes like guns, folks! First, how would she know what a gun tasted like. I get images of her:

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And second, how is that sexy? Posing with a gun? Sure. Shooting guns? Double sure. But licking guns? Bad idea.

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He was making me go wild. I was enjoying every moment of it when he ran his hand up my thigh. It made me think of that night at the party. I was drinking when Alex, my now ex-boyfriend, ran his hand up my thigh. He pulled me into a dark room and began to tear away our clothes. I kept screaming no, that I wasn't ready, but he wouldn't listen! I began swinging punches in the air. I felt Sam shake me and I opened my eyes. I could see him through blurry eyes. Apparently I had been crying. I cleared my eyes and saw that his cheek was bruising. I shook my head and asked, "D—did I do that?"
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"Cody, it's okay. Next time we can take things slower okay?"
Remember this, cause it's not going to happen.

Also, PTSD is not something to be taken lightly, it really isn't. It pisses me off that stupid little fanbrats think that PTSD characters are just tragic or misunderstood or that the healing power of TRU WUV can cure them, because no.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:00 am

Well, at least there's good news. Every woman Sam's ever slept with ends up dead. So Little Miss Jailbait's days are numbered.
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PostSubject: Re: Finding Each Other   Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:46 pm

Okay, thanks for the info.

And another lame ch sporked. boring, I can tell what's gonna happen already. More or less.
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